(A/N – Okay, Stewie and I went and saw the 'Bewitched' movie this past Friday when it came out, and if you haven't seen it, go see it! It's a riot! Jack had to eat most of my Snow Caps, though. And if you did see it and you're familiar with the threequel here, isn't odd that the actors in the movie are named Jack and Isabel? I realized it twenty minutes before the movie was over, LoL. And for those of you who also read 'Yo ho, yo ho!' there's an Aunt Clara in the movie, too! Weird, eh?)

Any Reviewers out there love Snow Caps?

x) Kenny - Bonjour! LoL... Tell Kate she's got reading to catch up on! Well, unfortunately, no job at Domino's, but I'm going for the new WalMart that's opening up here outside of town at the end of next month. I hope to get somewhere before school's in again! Thanks for the review and enjoy the chapter!

x) Norma Jean - Don't worry, you will see Thomas again, promise. :) No problem about Kennywood, either, haha. I love Kennywood! I plan to go this summer, but I doubt it... :( Ah well... I understand totally about the emal thing; my mom used to be the same way. Glad you liked the last chapter! Hope you like this one, too, and thanks for reviewing!

.: You know, the little chocolates with the white dots on them? Yummm… :.

CLE – "Hey Ya" by Outkast

I'm going to try and request a Bewitched movie ASAP when I'm done writing the story, so I have to get used to disclaimers for that I guess as well as the PotC ppl. Disclaimer! GAH!

But I own everyone else; we've been through this, LoL.

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CHAPTER THIRTEEN: "More napkins?"

With gritted teeth and really bad names running through my mind to call Lindsay when I had her cornered next, I led them to the only remaining booth right in front of Lindsay, Stewie, Will, Lizzy, and Paige. My eyes widened, and I turned to Jack and Miss Garrett with a weird smile plastered on my face.

"Would you prefer the booth or the table?" I said trying to emphasize more on the table by making my eyes bigger in Jack's direction. He scrunched up his brow, giving me this look.

"Well, err… what do you want, Isabelle, darling?" he asked her.

"I'd like the booth," she said, nodding with a smile.

Crap.

"All right, right here," I said as they sat down. I was trying not to let them see Dipface and her band of followers as they sat down, and I succeeded that much. I handed them their menus feeling very awkward. "Um, what can I get you to drink?" I asked, pulling out my little yellow notepad.

"I'll have iced tea," Miss Garrett said sweetly before looking over at Jack.

"Rum," he said.

As if I didn't see that one coming.

"Jack, we don't serve rum here," I said calmly.

"How about champagne?" he asked. "It's sort of a special evening for us."

My eyes widened. Special evening? What was so special about it?

"I'm sorry, we're out," I said a bit sarcastically. "Is there anything else I could bring you such as Coke, Sprite, or water?"

"Erm… Aye. I'll have a water," he said before lowering his voice to speak to me. "Ye're actin' a bit funny, Grace. Ye feelin' all right?"

"Peachy," I said, looking over at Lindsay's table angrily as she, Stewie, and Paige started eating those little packs of sugar and laughed stupidly.

"Ye're sure?" Jack asked me. I snapped my head back over to smile at Jack and Miss Garrett with my plastered smile.

"I'm fine," I said. "Just tired from the shift. Now, I'll leave you two to order, and I'll be back in five minutes."

They nodded and I walked off rubbing my forehead as it pounded painfully. I stopped in the back for a split second and pulled a small bottle of Tylenol aspirin out of my apron and popped two into my mouth quickly before seating the next four families/ couples. Then I ran back to Lindz and Stewie's table, and they were so sugar high. I didn't care, though; I grabbed Lindsay by the shirt and then I hit her over the head with one of the menus I was holding.

"Ow!" she moaned, rubbing her head and looking at me with a mean face. I had apparently gotten all of their attention now. "What was all that about?" she asked.

"Well you outta know, Miss Take-Her-To-Eat-N-Park!" I whispered angrily.

"Calm down!" Lindsay said. "Trust me!"

"Oh, trust you?" I asked with a huff. "It's a 'special evening!' Now tell me, buddy-buddy-kins, what's so 'special' about it!"

"Special?" Stewie said. "He never said anything to us about it being a special night."

"He didn't?" I asked, the color draining from my face. "Oh my god… what do you think he's up to?" Lindsay and Stewie looked up at me with big eyes.

"No," Liz interrupted with a short laugh. "No, no… Jack wouldn't. I mean, come on, girls. This is Jack Sparrow."

"Captain," Paige, Lindsay, Stewie, and I said in unison.

"I stand corrected," she said. "But all the same, get a hold of yourselves! Jack wouldn't… he's only known her-"

"Less than thirty-six hours," I said without hesitation. "But still, Elizabeth, it's Jack…"

"Oh, you're right."

Then I looked back at Lindz and Stewie.

"Okay, would you quit with the evil eye?" Stewie asked. "We'll handle it."

"Oh no you won't!" I said. "Bad things happen when I leave you two to handle things I should take care of myself! The Earth is will crumble, get sucked into a black hole, and you two'll still find something to mess up!"

After that, Jessica looked pretty offended, but Lindsay just sighed, leaned back in her seat, and smiled.

"You need to chill – out."

I took a deep breath and apologized.

"Okay, I'm sorry I did that, I just-"

"We know," Paige said. "Now, you gonna take our orders, or do we need to report you?" she asked with a smile.

"I'd probably deserve it," I said, taking out my notepad again. "What can I get you guys to eat?"

"Um… you know what Stewie and I want," Lindsay said. "But the others…"

"Hmmm… I want one of those big breakfast platters," Paige said. "I want breakfast really bad for some reason."

"You're not the only one," Lizzy said. "I'll have the broiled cod with a side of three pancakes and a strawberry milkshake."

I bent my brow (just now remembering how weird these people are that I know) as I scribbled down their orders with Will beginning to tell me that he wanted the giant burger with onion rings.

"Right-o," I said, walking up to Jack and Miss Garrett's table next. "What can I get you two to eat?"

"Stir fry for her and I'll have the New York Strip things…" Jack said.

"Sides?" I asked Miss Garrett.

"Baked potato and salad bar," she said.

"Jack?"

"Erm… whatever's fine. I'm not really too good at this ordering thing. A bit confused…" he said quietly to me.

"You? Confused?" I asked sarcastically. "I've never heard of such a thing!"

"Lass, ye're pushin' it…" Jack said dangerously.

"So that's two baked potatoes and two salad bars then." I said, ignoring him. "I'll be back with your food, but until then enjoy the salad bar."

I walked away and up to the podium again where even more people were waiting to be seated. I looked over at the café bar, having that feeling that someone was watching me. And someone was: Mr. Darson, my manager. He looked very impatient. I sighed as I looked back at the people.

I'm gonna be fired.

- Lindsay's PoV -

"Right-o," Erica said before moving up to Jack's table in front of us. I stretched my neck to try and see them, but there were some plants in the way. Then I crouched back down to talk to Paige, Stewie, Will, and Liz.

"Okay, something is really up," I said. "No doubt."

"I know!" Stewie said. "Jack never said anything about it being a special night! He's up to something…"

"Yeah, but why is he?" Paige asked.

"I don't know what's gotten into him," Elizabeth said. "He's acting rash if he's going to do what I think he is."

"Elizabeth, you're acting just like them," Will laughed. "Like you were a young girl chatting with her friends at afternoon tea or something."

"And what's wrong with that?" I asked as we all stared him down.

"Yeah, what's so wrong about it?" Lizzy asked.

"Nothing, I just-"

"We don't care. So, we need to find out what they're saying," I said. "You here anything, Liz?"

Suddenly, Jack and Miss Garrett got up and headed for the salad bar. My eyes widened as I got up and pulled Elizabeth and Paige with me.

"What are you doing?" Paige asked.

"We're gonna spy on them," I said. "From the other side of the salad bar."

"What!"

Once we got there, I picked up a plate and followed Jack and Miss Garrett along the buffet. I listened closely putting things on my plate here and there, but I didn't really get to hear anything of importance except that she was having a wonderful time, ect. I rolled my eyes at this fruitless pursuit and went back to the table before Jack and Miss Garrett.

"Hey, where's Stewie?" I asked Will when we got back.

- Jessica's PoV -

So Lindsay, Paige, and Elizabeth left me there with Will.

"Please don't tell me you're gonna pull something off like that," he asked.

"Of course not," I said. "When I pull something, it's always something better, more risky, and a lot more stupid with a good point behind it all."

I got up, but Will reached across the table and pulled me back.

"No, wait! What are you doing?"

"Going to the bathroom as far as you're concerned," I said.

Then I ripped away from him and looked up at the salad bar. Jack and Miss Garrett were almost on their way back, so, being the super genius I am, I dived under their table so I could eavesdrop. Then, they came back, and I was in the fetal position so I didn't touch them.

"Mmm, great salad," Miss Garrett said.

Great salad? What a loser…

"Aye," Jack said before he repositioned himself and almost cracked me with his boot. My mouth was frozen open with shock since he was so close to hitting me, but them he resumed talking. "I wanted to ask you something."

My eyes got bigger. Huh? Ask her what! WHAT!

"What would that be?" Miss Garrett asked with a laugh.

Then it came… that big surprised GASP…

Bad. Very Bad.

"Isabelle, will… will ye marry me?"

I clapped my hands over my mouth to let hold any sound in that my escape me. He actually proposed to someone! Oh my God! I didn't think Jack would ever settle down with somebody! Holy crap… This isn't happening…

Plus, what a lame proposal. I mean, in a restaurant? Apparently, someone didn't tell Jack about that.

But why should we when he isn't supposed to be proposing to anyone in the first place!

"Oh, Jack," Miss Garrett sighed all romantically. I rolled my eyes. "I haven't known you that long at all…"

Yes! Come on! Turn him down! You can do it!

"But in such a short time, you've treated me better than any other man I've been with has; like a real gentleman and I can't tell you how important means to me, considering some of the jerks I've dated."

NO! He IS a jerk! Gah… What the hell did he do to win her over that fast! Wait, I don't wanna know… but then again I do… Oh, screw it!

I swallowed and shut my eyes, waiting to hear those words…

"Yes, Jack. I will marry you," Miss Garrett said quietly. Her voice was all choked up, and I could just see the tears of 'joy' running down her face, and I can so see Jack being murdered when the rest of us get our hands on him…

"Great!" he said sharply, putting his glass down on the table. "I'm glad ye've put so much trust in me."

Psh… trust. Yeeeaah…

"Oh, you've been marvelous," Miss Garrett, said.

Marvelous? What is wrong with these people?

She repositioned herself with her hands pressed down on the seat momentarily, and I saw the ring. Oh crap! That thing was huge! Where did he get that thing! Rob West Side Jewelry!

Suddenly, I saw Erica standing in front of the table. She was giving them their food, so I tried to snake around Jack and Miss Garrett's legs to get her attention if she hadn't already caught sight of that giant rock on her hand. I tugged at her apron, and she looked down letting out a short scream, but I held my finger up to my mouth so shut her up.

- Erica's PoV -

"Here you go, guys," I said, setting the plates down in front of Miss Garrett and Jack. "Would you like any refills? More napkins?"

"No, that'll be just fine, Gracey," Jack, said. "We're-"

Suddenly, I felt something pulling on my apron and looked down. When I saw Stewie there, I screamed quickly before she signaled me to shut up. I looked up at Jack and Miss Garrett trying to recover and make sense of what I had just seen.

"Is something wrong?" Jack asked me. "Ye're very jumpy and irritable tonight, lassie…"

"No, no, I'm good," I lied. "It was just… um…"

"Is there, like, a rat or something under the table, or-" Miss Garrett went to look under the table since I had made that pretty obvious, but I stopped her.

"No, everything's fine," I said, grabbing her hand. "You two just enjoy your meal and…"

Then I saw it. There was this big diamond ring on her hand that wasn't there before. I stared with my mouth open somewhat, but Miss Garrett's smile only grew as she took her hand back. I looked from her and then at Jack who smiled at me.

How dare he!

"Yes, isn't it wonderful?" Miss Garrett asked admiring her ring. "Jack just proposed to me. I'm so excited!"

I laughed nervously, not sure of what to do now, though I was seconds away from taking my tray and smacking Jack upside the head with it. I looked back at him and he only kept smiling. I don't know what for! He's dead!

"Oh, really?" I asked, trying to sound happy. "That's… super! In that case, since it's such a special night, free dessert! You two just go on up to the bakery and pick something out," I said, trying to coax them out of the booth.

"We can wait," Miss Garrett said.

"Oh, not a good idea if you do," I said. "All the good stuff will be gone."

"Really?" she asked, looking over at Jack.

"Yes! Of course!" I said. "You better hurry! Heck, grab a strawberry pie on the house as well because you waited so long to be seated."

"But-"

"Go on! Hurry!"

They stood up and started towards the front. When Jack walked passed me, I grabbed him by the collar of his shirt angrily and whispered dangerously in his ear slowly, "I am going to kill you."

He gave me that look, and I let him go before he was too far behind and Miss Garrett started asking questions. He straightened his shirt and walked up beside her, and once they were out of sight, I bent down and motioned Stewie out from underneath the table.

"Jess! He proposed!" I whispered hysterically.

"I know, I know!" she said. "I got under there when they went up to the salad bar so I could listen in since we didn't hear too well from the booth, but I couldn't believe he… he did… that!"

"Oh, I'm gonna strangle him to death!" I said as we went back one booth to see everyone else sitting there.

"Stewie! There you are!" Lindsay said. "Will said you went to the bathroom, but he also said you weren't telling him the truth. What's going on?"

"He proposed to her!" I said.

Lindsay looked up at Stewie and me in disbelief, as did Paige, Will, and Lizzie after choking on drinks, dropping silverware, ect.

"He WHAT?" Will asked.

"How did you find out?" Elizabeth asked.

"I was hiding under the table when he did it, and then Erica came and I scared her, and then I'm guessing you saw it?" Stewie asked me.

I nodded quickly, turning back to them. They all looked completely shocked like us but still trying to think of something we could do.

"Well, suggestions on how we kill him?" I asked.

"We can try to split them up," Paige said.

"No, Jack's gonna want us to support him," Lindsay said.

"Too late," I said angrily. "But I guess you're right. But I am still flipping out on him! He had no right to do that!"

"I agree," Lindsay said, "but we can't let them out of our sight."

"No way in hell," I said.

"So what? Now we're gonna stalk them all night at the Christmas Carnival?" Stewie asked. We all looked up at her.

"That's a very good idea," Will said, pointing at her.

"No it's not," I said. "My shift isn't over until ten."

"Well it's 9:15 now," Paige said. "Can't someone cover for you?"

"Not after the trouble I just got into," I said. "Oh, but I have to be there!"

Just then, Jack and Miss Garrett appeared at my side, and they looked down at everyone. Jack looked at them with narrow eyes, but Miss Garrett was all the more pleased.

"Oh, hello!" she said. "We've got our pies now, Erica, but it's wonderful to see you all here!"

"Aye," Jack said, looking at Lindsay now.

"Hey, we were here first," she said defensively.

Jack leaned back a bit, but Miss Garrett continued.

"Oh, Jack, tell them the good news," she said, grabbing hold of his arm.

"Yeah, Jack. What's so wonderful?" Elizabeth asked.

"Well, erm… I… Isabelle and I are… engaged."

We all faked our gasps of surprise and put on smiles.

"Wonderful!" Will said. "Congratulations!"

"Thank ye," Jack said, feeling proud now.

"Oh, no problem," Paige said. "So, when's the wedding?"

"Err… we haven't really discussed that yet," Jack said with a small laugh.

"Well, let us know," Lindsay said. "You guys heading out to the Carnival now?"

"Well, we were going to finish eating first…"

"Okay, well, you do that," I said. "See you soon!"

Once they were back at their table, Lindsay and the others jumped up out of their seats.

"Head for the car now," I said. "I'll be right out."

"But your shift…"

"Screw it, just go. If I'm not out there but the time they leave, go without me."

Lindsay nodded, and they left.

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Yeah! Longer chapter! Woot!

Dun dun dun… Now what's gonna happen? Havoc at the Christmas Carnival coming in the next chapter! And lots more! Hope you liked it! But guess what? Mr. Stutzman, our legend chorus teacher/ musical director of 35 years retired! We'll miss him so much, but let's hope he comes back to do the musicals since they won't ever be as good without him! Jack! Onto Chapter Fourteen!

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