Chapter 4- Idle Country
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The three trotted down the Yellow Brick Road. They came across a sign as they entered the woods. It read, "The Woods of Idle Land". Graham led the group into the woods. As they galloped through, they came across an Australian who was passed out alongside the road with a beer can clutched in his hand. Further down the road, they came upon a man who was sitting on the side of the road. Graham "dismounted" and walked up to the man.
"Hello. What is your name, sir?"
"My name is Mr. Smoke Too Much," the man replied.
Graham snapped back in shock. He couldn't remember this sketch.
"Oh no… I don't remember how this sketch went!" Graham cried.
Patsy stepped forward.
"What is your name again?" Patsy asked.
"Mr. Smoke Too Much"
"Well, you better cut down a little then." Patsy replied.
"What?"
"I said, you better cut down a little then!"
"Oh! Some too much so I better but down a little then."
Graham suddenly remembered this character.
"Why are you sitting on the side of the road, Smoke Too Much?"
"Well, I ban't say the letter "b" and so the other barabters that live in Idle Land make fun of me."
"What can't he say?" John asked.
"The letter 'c'" Graham answered.
"That's right! 'B'. It's all from a trauma I suffered when I was a sbool boy. I was attacked by a Siamese Bat"
"Well, do you want this problem fixed?" Graham asked.
"Yes. That would be nibe."
"Well we're on our way to consult the Grail of Oz," Patsy said. "Why don't you come along? Maybe the Grail can tell you how to fix this problem."
Smoke Too Much jumped for joy.
"Oh boy! I ban get my problem fixed and I'll be able to say things like bat, Banterbury, and Born Flakes!"
The group was soon on its way. As they headed down the road, Smoke Too Much began to talk too much. This was remedied quickly when John hit Smoke Too Much over the head with the dead parrot, shutting him up immediately.
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