Chapter 9- Patsy's confession.

A/N: I don't own Monty Python. One more chapter to go. I may do a sequel… I dunno… depends on my workload…

The group neared the ex-Chapman Country. A sign reading "Grail: Just a few kilometers this way" stood on the side of the road.

"We're almost there!" Patsy cried out.

"Soon I'll be able to go home!" Graham cheered. This disturbed Patsy.

"No! You can't leave!" he finally got out. "If you go, I won't have a purpose!"

"Sure you will." Michael said.

"No I won't!" Patsy cried out.

John hit him over the head with the deceased parrot.

"Let's just go!" he said.

"Yes. Let's hurry. Then we'll all get what we want." Graham said.

Patsy stopped as the rest of the group went ahead.

"Sure, we all get what we want…" Patsy whispered.

Patsy sat down. He wanted Graham to stay. Graham was the first person he ever loved. He watched Graham stop and turn around.

"I'll be back." He called to the rest of the group before walking to the page.

Patsy bowed his head in embarrassment as Graham walked over to him.

"Patsy… come on! We're almost to the Grail!"

Patsy looked up at Graham.

"What if you can't go back?"

Graham paused. He had been afraid of that the whole time. He looked down at Patsy.

"Why would you ask that?" he asked.

"Because it could happen… Graham… I don't want to be alone…. I need you…" Patsy whispered.

"What do you mean?" Graham asked.

Patsy grabbed Graham and, before he could protest, planted a passionate kiss on his lips. Graham was tense. This was like kissing Gilliam… but it somehow… no… Think of David!

Patsy released Graham. Graham gasped.

"Oh Patsy…" he whispered.

'I'm sorry, Sire… It's just that… If you are leaving… I wanted to let you know how I felt… I'm sorry sire…"

Patsy looked away. Graham touched his shoulder.

"Don't be ashamed, Patsy. It's alright…"

Patsy looked p at Graham. Graham smiled.

"I'll tell you what… If I can't go back, I'll stay with you… who knows, maybe things'll work out…"

Patsy smiled. He kneeled before Graham.

"Thank you, sire."

Graham helped him up.

"You're welcome Patsy."

Graham pretended to mount a horse. The two "galloped" over the hill to join the others.

A/N: Please review but no flames.