Disclaimer
Ratchet and Clank is a trademark of Sony Computer Entertainment
America, Inc. Bit short, to the point I think.
The bubbles in the sink were slowly disappearing. Ratchet whistled as he cleaned the dishes. The mid-night sun was up on Veldin. The door slammed.
Funny ratchet thought Sasha and Clank don't slam doors. Sasha entered the room.
Very coolly Sasha said, "Guess who I meet today."
Ratchet didn't look up from the dishes Uh-oh, Ratchets mind raced who?
"Yes," She continued, "She is tall and was skinny."
Something in the back of Ratchet's brain was screaming at him.
Sasha could see he did remember and bluntly said, "She said her name was Angela."
Oh crap "That's …um nice," stammered Ratchet.
"So were you going to tell me?" asked Sasha.
"Umm tell you what?" replied Ratchet.
Through her teeth Sasha hissed, "She's pregnant."
Oh crap Oh crap Oh crap Ratchet still not looking at Sasha he weakly stuttered, "Whho'ss pregnant?"
Something snapped inside Sasha, she picked up the frying pan and swung with all her strength, Ratchet didn't see it come as he was facing away. The pan slamed into the side of his head. His legs buckled. The world slowed for him. He watched the plate he was just washing now spinning in the air. The ground was rushing up to him. He hit the ground and rolled on to his back. Sasha was swing the frying pan down to connect with his head. Ratchet just managed to put up his hand but it only soften the blow from lethal to knock out. Sasha looked down at the unconscious Ratchet. She dropped the frying pan think it wasn't worth the goal(jail) time and walked out the door.
Fin
This happen to a friend of mine. He didn't get anybody pregnant but he was cheating on his girlfriend. He might have desired it, I don't know, we laughed a great deal when he told. Hope it made you laugh.