Dragonball Quest

Senzu Saga

Dartman the Bandit

Claimer: I own Ima Ryditz & Daidiin.

Disclaimer: I do not own Dragonball Z. Nor do I own Ima Sazot, He belongs to his respective creator.

Sazot's ship landed on Planet Senzu 5 days later. The young saiyan jumped out, stretching. "Alright! Now to find to beans!" he said, and flew off. "Beans, beans the magical fruit…" Sazot sang as he flew around. "Where on the planet are they anyway? Huh? A pretty big chi… And it feels mean…" Sazot flew towards the chi.

A young namekian stepped back from the man. He had yellow skin, and lime green eyes, with a purple Mohawk. He wore a black bodysuit, and was wearing saiyan armor that lacked shoulder pads and thigh pads. "Lissen, kid. Jus gimme yo vallables!" he growled. "I… I don't have any…" the kid whimpered. "WRONG ANSWER!" the man yelled, throwing a punch. The attack was stopped all of a sudden. "What?" "Stop being mean to him." Sazot had caught the fist. "Who th' 'ell 're you?" the would-be robber shouted, pulling his hand back. "I'm Sazot. Now please leave." "Heh… do you know to whom you're talking to? I am the great bandit Dartman!" "You suck compared to Spawnot." "!" Dartman's face contorted in anger, and he threw a kick. Sazot blocked it with his forearm. "Really. You suck."

"I… I'LL SHOW YOU! DART BARRAGE!" He threw out a barrage of punches that Sazot dodged with little effort. "Here. I'll show you a real punch. LIGHTNING FIST!" Sazot's barrage sent Dartman into a mountain. The namekian kid looked on in amazement. Dartman got up. "GYAH! DART COMBO!" Dartman unleashed a particularly nasty combo attack, but Sazot stopped the attack with one palm. "Geez, I said you sucked, but it's like you add a new um… defi… def… definibi… a new meaning to the word!" Sazot said, inwardly thinking, "I am SO making fun of him! Ryditz would be so proud!" Dartman then started throwing energy balls. Sazot used his own beams to cancel them out.

"THAT'S IT! THE KIDDIE GLOVES ARE OFF! ULTIMA DART!" A blue chi warhead-like blast fired from Dartman's hand, and hit Sazot, exploding. "HAHAHA! IWINIWINIWIN I… aye-aye-aye…" Sazot was standing there, with a confused look on his face. "You… you're supposed to be… on the ground…" "Oh, like this?" Sazot then flopped on the floor. Dartman nodded dumbly. "Well, too bad! I think now's the part where you promise never to steal again…" "O-of course! I'm a changed man!" Dartman agreed readily. "Okay! Come on, green person! Let's go!" The bewildered namekian child followed Sazot. "Suck do I? I'll show YOU!" "ULTIMA DART!" the attack sped at Sazot, who turned and whacked the attack back at Dartman. "NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo…" The bandit was atomized. Even though he was 5, Sazot's saiyan psychology allowed him to turn back without a second thought, the namekian child following.

As the 2 unlikely companions walked, Sazot had a funny feeling, and looked at a rock formation. Shrugging after staring at it for 10 seconds, he walked on. Two eyes peeked over the formation, watching the young saiyan with amazement and wonder, hoping to someday ,meet this boy for real.

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