A/N: My second chapter yay! Anyways I'm going to change the way I write this because some
people had a difficult time trying to read the first chapter.
Disclaimer: like I said before I don't own any of the animes used in this story
Chapter 2: babysitters and cannibals
(Later that night)
All of the yuyu gang were sitting on the couch asleep. Suddenly Botan woke up and looked around
the room. Then she noticed Hiei lying right beside her on the couch.
Botan: ^_^ Now's my chance.
Then Botan grabbed the unconscious Hiei and started to hug him. Hiei woke up to someone hugging
him (more like choking him) it was Botan of course. Hiei looked around the room for some help but
everybody was asleep and his katana was upstairs so he did the first thing that popped into his mind
he yelled.
Hiei: SOMEONE GET THIS THING OFF OF ME!
And of course Hiei had accomplished waking everybody up.
Yusuke: Do you mind Hiei we're t---
Yusuke didn't get to finish his sentence because he took one good look at Hiei and Botan and burst
out laughing. Everyone just looked at him like he was insane.
Everyone but Yusuke:~_~ riiiiiiiight. And what are you laughing at?
Yusuke just kept laughing and pointed to Hiei and Botan. All eyes went straight to them.
Kuarma, Keiko, and Kuwabara:o_o hahahahahahahahahaha
Kuwabara: Damn I didn't know that you to liked each other that much.
Hiei's eyes suddenly darted down to how Botan was laying on him while hugging him. Let's all just
say that the position he and Botan were in looked wrong. Then Hiei pried Botan's arms loose and
pushed her her off of himself and she hit the floor with a thud.
Hiei: Eww that was just wrong.
Botan: Oww
Kuwabara: You're not suppose to sho---
Kuwabara didn't get to finish his 'you're not suppose to shove girls' speech because there was
a loud knock at the door (thankfully). Kurama raced to the door to open it. When he opened it a girl
about 19 years old wearing a red tee, blue jeans, and white sneakers with light brown hair and brown eyes walked in.
Girl: Hi I'm Kari and Koenma sent me to baby sit you guys.
Kuwabara: You're hot!
Kari: Oookay then is there something wrong with him?
Hiei: No. The word that explains that baka is Kuwabara.
Kari: Who said that?
Then Kari started to look franticly around the room trying to figure out who had said that.
Hiei: Me.
Kari: Where are you?
Hiei: Down here.
Kari looked down to see a very agitated Hiei.
Kari: Oh. Hey you guys shouldn't that baby talking to me be wearing a diaper and who is he anyway?
Hiei: I AM NOT A BABY! And shouldn't you have a brain? Plus my name is Hiei.
Kari: Are you sure cause you're short enough to be a baby?
Hiei: YES NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!
Kari: ALRIGHT AND YOU STOP YELLING AT ME! Now everyone introduce yourselves.
Keiko: Hi I'm Keiko.
Kurama: I'm Kurama.
Yusuke: I'm Yusuke and the dimwit that's bowing down to you is Kuwabara.
Kuwabra: I bow down to your mighty hottness.
Everybody just stared at Kuwabara and sweatdroped.
Kari: I really starting to yhink that he's on something.
Everyone: He might be.
Kari: Well I'm gonna order a pizza.
Yusuke: Better hope that pizza gets here soon cuz I'm starting to think that Hiei's turned into a cannibal.
Kurama: Yea Hiei starting to lookat me funny.
Then Hiei jumped on Kurama and started to gnaw on his arm. Kuwabara finally stopped bowing and ran around the room
screaming like a baby.
Kuwabara: AAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW CANNIBAL IT'S GONNA EAT US ALL! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE AAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW1
Botan then came up to Kuwabara and hit him on the head with her oar. She then went to Kurama and pulled Hiei off of him and
started to pet Hiei. Hiei growed and snarled at Botan and then just bit her.
Botan: Oww he bit me1
Hiei: ggrrr
And a knock at the door was heard Kari opened the door it was the pizza man. Everyone looked at the pizza in the man's hands
all except Hiei he was eyeing the pizza man. Hiei attacked the pizza man Kurama and Yusuke pulled Hiei off the man and he took off running.
Kari put a muzzle and everyone ate their pizza happily all except for Hiei who had a muzzle on and was chained to a metal post that was just
randomly sticking out of the floor and Kuwabara who was still onconscious , but Hiei found a bone to gnaw on and Botan would throw him some
food. After everyone was finished they went to bed, Hiei slept on the floor where he was chained up, Kuwabara still onconscious on the floor,
Kurama and Yusuke on the couch bed, Keiko and Botan one of the two bedrooms, and Kari in the other bedroom.
A/N:Hoped you liked it. And thanks to all of you who reveiwed but for those of you who didn't there's a box at the bottom of this page that
says submit reveiw click it, and if you don't click it then fuck you!
people had a difficult time trying to read the first chapter.
Disclaimer: like I said before I don't own any of the animes used in this story
Chapter 2: babysitters and cannibals
(Later that night)
All of the yuyu gang were sitting on the couch asleep. Suddenly Botan woke up and looked around
the room. Then she noticed Hiei lying right beside her on the couch.
Botan: ^_^ Now's my chance.
Then Botan grabbed the unconscious Hiei and started to hug him. Hiei woke up to someone hugging
him (more like choking him) it was Botan of course. Hiei looked around the room for some help but
everybody was asleep and his katana was upstairs so he did the first thing that popped into his mind
he yelled.
Hiei: SOMEONE GET THIS THING OFF OF ME!
And of course Hiei had accomplished waking everybody up.
Yusuke: Do you mind Hiei we're t---
Yusuke didn't get to finish his sentence because he took one good look at Hiei and Botan and burst
out laughing. Everyone just looked at him like he was insane.
Everyone but Yusuke:~_~ riiiiiiiight. And what are you laughing at?
Yusuke just kept laughing and pointed to Hiei and Botan. All eyes went straight to them.
Kuarma, Keiko, and Kuwabara:o_o hahahahahahahahahaha
Kuwabara: Damn I didn't know that you to liked each other that much.
Hiei's eyes suddenly darted down to how Botan was laying on him while hugging him. Let's all just
say that the position he and Botan were in looked wrong. Then Hiei pried Botan's arms loose and
pushed her her off of himself and she hit the floor with a thud.
Hiei: Eww that was just wrong.
Botan: Oww
Kuwabara: You're not suppose to sho---
Kuwabara didn't get to finish his 'you're not suppose to shove girls' speech because there was
a loud knock at the door (thankfully). Kurama raced to the door to open it. When he opened it a girl
about 19 years old wearing a red tee, blue jeans, and white sneakers with light brown hair and brown eyes walked in.
Girl: Hi I'm Kari and Koenma sent me to baby sit you guys.
Kuwabara: You're hot!
Kari: Oookay then is there something wrong with him?
Hiei: No. The word that explains that baka is Kuwabara.
Kari: Who said that?
Then Kari started to look franticly around the room trying to figure out who had said that.
Hiei: Me.
Kari: Where are you?
Hiei: Down here.
Kari looked down to see a very agitated Hiei.
Kari: Oh. Hey you guys shouldn't that baby talking to me be wearing a diaper and who is he anyway?
Hiei: I AM NOT A BABY! And shouldn't you have a brain? Plus my name is Hiei.
Kari: Are you sure cause you're short enough to be a baby?
Hiei: YES NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!
Kari: ALRIGHT AND YOU STOP YELLING AT ME! Now everyone introduce yourselves.
Keiko: Hi I'm Keiko.
Kurama: I'm Kurama.
Yusuke: I'm Yusuke and the dimwit that's bowing down to you is Kuwabara.
Kuwabra: I bow down to your mighty hottness.
Everybody just stared at Kuwabara and sweatdroped.
Kari: I really starting to yhink that he's on something.
Everyone: He might be.
Kari: Well I'm gonna order a pizza.
Yusuke: Better hope that pizza gets here soon cuz I'm starting to think that Hiei's turned into a cannibal.
Kurama: Yea Hiei starting to lookat me funny.
Then Hiei jumped on Kurama and started to gnaw on his arm. Kuwabara finally stopped bowing and ran around the room
screaming like a baby.
Kuwabara: AAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW CANNIBAL IT'S GONNA EAT US ALL! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE AAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW1
Botan then came up to Kuwabara and hit him on the head with her oar. She then went to Kurama and pulled Hiei off of him and
started to pet Hiei. Hiei growed and snarled at Botan and then just bit her.
Botan: Oww he bit me1
Hiei: ggrrr
And a knock at the door was heard Kari opened the door it was the pizza man. Everyone looked at the pizza in the man's hands
all except Hiei he was eyeing the pizza man. Hiei attacked the pizza man Kurama and Yusuke pulled Hiei off the man and he took off running.
Kari put a muzzle and everyone ate their pizza happily all except for Hiei who had a muzzle on and was chained to a metal post that was just
randomly sticking out of the floor and Kuwabara who was still onconscious , but Hiei found a bone to gnaw on and Botan would throw him some
food. After everyone was finished they went to bed, Hiei slept on the floor where he was chained up, Kuwabara still onconscious on the floor,
Kurama and Yusuke on the couch bed, Keiko and Botan one of the two bedrooms, and Kari in the other bedroom.
A/N:Hoped you liked it. And thanks to all of you who reveiwed but for those of you who didn't there's a box at the bottom of this page that
says submit reveiw click it, and if you don't click it then fuck you!