Chapter 5: the pamphlet

A loud scream was heard throughout the whole school. All of the teachers and students stopped what they were doing to try and figure out where the scream had come from then shrugging it off figuring that it had come from "THEIR" room.

(back in room102)

Kuwabara: It-it bit me -holds his bloody hand up while screaming like a child-

After hearing the loud yell everyone turned their heads to look at screeching buffoon, as fliche scampered back to his owner.

Michelle: -picks fliche up ad starts to pamper him- Oh that's a good little squirrel. Now why don't you go and get you some nuts out of my desk drawer and then we'll go to see the vet and make sure that that horrendous creature's blood didn't infect you.

Sesshomaru: Will someone shut this damn idiot up he's worse than listening to Jaken gripe.

Melissa: Oh my poor sesshysama. Now somebody better shut the buffoon up before I kill you all for annoying my poor sesshysama! Oh and remember you can use any means necessary in doing so. -she looks expectantly at Hiei as she says the last words-

Hiei: -an evil smile plays on his face- Oh Kuwabara my friend!

Everyone just stared as the creepy Hiei made his way toward the unsuspecting Kuwabara with a sword in one hand and a wide grin plastered on his face.

(with Inu Yasha and his lost little crew)

As we come to join Inu Yasha and his crew we come to learn that you should never let him and Yusuke be in charge of a map. The two boys are standing in the hall fighting over the map of the school and bickering over who had gotten them lost.

Kagome: Um, guys why don't we just ask for directions. We might just be in the wrong hallway.

Inu Yasha: NO!!!

Botan: And why not?

Yusuke: -pulls out a huge pamphlet labeled "The Guys' Guide to Life: Revised"and opens it to the third page and points to an underlined sentence- Because it says right here "Rule #65: Under no circumstances are you to EVER ask for directions."

Kagome: You mean to tell me that you guys have a whole book on that sort of stuff?

Yusuke and Inu Yasha: Yep!!!

Keiko: -sigh- Idiots.

Botan: -suddenly appears out of nowhere- Um sorry to interrupt you guys' little bonding thing that you seem to have going but that's our classroom over there. -points to a door labeled "Room 101"-

Yusuke: Told you that we didn't need directions.

Keiko: Yusuke, just shut up and come on. -starts to walk towards the classroom-

After both of the guys finally got bored with bragging about how they 'found' the right classroom and were 'right' about not needing directions the gang FINALLY headed into the classroom. As they entered the room they found everyone to be lined up at the door waiting for the teacher to say that they could head on out.

Teacher: Why hello there you five must be the new students that I was informed about. I'm your teacher Ms. Nicholson but I'd rather you call me by my first name Katie!

Kagome: Yes ma'm.

Katie: Well what took you kids so long to get here, it's already lunchtime.

Yusuke: Well…um, you see -starts to rub the back of his neck nervously-

Katie: -looks at the starving kids waiting to eat- Don't worry about it just don't do it again. Okay now that that's settled let's go to lunch so we can eat disturbingly nasty food and see how log it takes for us to collapse from food poisoning. -laughs maniacally-