Chapter 6: lunchtime
(in the lunchroom)
As Katie's class entered the lunchroom Yusuke ditched the rest of his class and went off in search of the rest of his 'buddies' with Inu Yasha and the three girls close behind. After a bit of searching Yusuke finally caught sight of Kurama's red hair, once Yusuke had reached the table he took a glance at everyone seated at the table and quickly realized that someone was missing.
Yusuke: Hey where's the buffoon, he get lost or something?
Kurama: -slightly glances at Hiei- Ask Hiei he'll fill you in.
Hiei: Hn.
Yusuke: -glances at Hiei slightly worried- You didn't kill him did you? Because you know that you're not supposed to kill a human especially in a public area.
Sesshomaru: Will you people stop going back and forth over this and just shut the hell up already!
Kurama: -stares at the normally quiet newcomer surprised by his sudden outburst then turns back to face Yusuke- Don't worry Yusuke Hiei only put Kuwabara in the hospital he should be out in a couple of days isn't that right Hiei?
Hiei: Who cares?
Sesshomaru: -mumbles under his breath- Should've killed him.
Miroku: Sorry to interrupt this little dispute but I'm hungry can we eat now?
Kagome: pulls her backpack out of nowhere- Yea I'm starving. -pulls out different items of food and hands Inu Yasha, Sango, and Miroku their own item of food and then starts to eat her own- I brought you guys something to so that you wouldn't have to eat any nasty cafeteria food but sorry Sesshomaru I didn't know that you would be joining us so you're on your own on the whole food thing.
Sesshomaru: Like I'd eat any of this human food especially that of a companion of my worthless brother.
Yusuke: Man he really reminds me of you Hiei.
Hiei: Hn.
Yusuke: -looks around at Kagome and her friends eating and then notices Kurama start to eat the food that he had prepared for himself and then he saw that Keiko and Botan had also prepared their own food- Well it looks like Hiei and me are stuck with the poison food.
Hiei: You'd think that I'd be stupid enough to touch that stuff? -points at the tray of food that Yusuke had just brought back-
Sango: Inu Yasha, doesn't he sound almost exactly like your brother.
Inu Yasha: Damn it that's exactly what everyone needs another Sesshomaru.
Botan: -staring at Yusuke's food-
Kurama: Botan, what's wrong?
Botan: Yu-Yusuke's food just moved.
Everyone just sat there watching Yusuke's food as it started to crawl off of the tray and make its way toward the end of the table where Hiei and Sesshomaru were seated. After everyone had sat there for a moment they all started at each other to kill it, and right after the word kill was muttered Hiei had pulled out his sword and stabbed the 'mashed potatoes' with it. After the food was dead they all noticed that everyone else in the cafeteria was staring at their table trying to figure out what was going on.
Miroku: Uh….we were just-
Little girl: -points at Hiei's sword- TERRORIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And it was already to late for anyone to do anything because once everyone had noticed Hiei's sword they were all sent into a frenzy shouting and screaming terrorist at the top of their lungs while pointing at Hiei.
Yusuke: See what you did Hiei!
Hiei: It's not my fault that you were all screaming for someone to kill that 'creature'.
Inu Yasha: He does have a point.
Kagome: Inu Yasha, would you have gone and pulled out your Tetsusaiga in front of all these little kids?
Inu Yasha: Hmm I'm not sure.
Sango: Sorry to interrupt Kagome but what's the whole point of this conversation?
Kagome: -sweatdrops- I forgot.
Kurama: Hiei just put your sword away and hope that the kids will just forget all about what they were all screaming about.
Hiei: Fine just as long as these puny humans shut up. puts his sword away
But it was to no avail because the children still wouldn't shut up since they just wanted a reason to run around screaming.
Sesshomaru: Damn it! Will someone just shut them up!
Hiei: -starts to think about a way to shut the kids up….or to at least get them to scream about something else so that they would leave him alone and that's when it hit him- I have an idea!
Botan: And would that be Hiei?
Hiei: You'll see. -looks at the ceiling for a moment as if searching for something- Good they have no sprinkler system that just makes it all the more easier.
CLIFFHANGER!!!!!!!!!! Can you guess what Hiei's going to do? Well please review and remember I'm very very very very sorry for not updating sooner so that's why I decided to do chapter 5 and 6 at the same time and then put them both up so that all of my lovely reviewers can get a double update.