Chapter 8: the new sitter
The children ran to the door, climbing all over each other in order to look out the peephole.
Inu Yasha: Damn it Miroku, I'm not Sango!
Miroku: O-o M-my hand……….
Sesshomaru: Will you inferior fools remove yourselves from off the top of me.
Kuwabara (A/N: Yes he is back from the hospital now.): Oh will you shut up Mr. Priss, you're as bad as the shrimp.
After that sentence had left Kuwabara's lips the room went silent and everyone backed away from him, both groups knowing what was to come. Both Hiei and Sesshomaru closed in on the confused Kuwabara.
Kagome: Isn't anybody going to stop those two, they're going to kill him!
Yusuke: This is always happening between Hiei and that fool; he should learn how to keep his mouth shut, so unless you want to be caught between it then just let it be.
Inu Yasha: That idiot did have it coming.
After about a minute of screaming Sesshomaru and Hiei left the room, passing the others with a sadistic smirk, and headed for the couch. Everyone stared wide-eyed at the gruesome sight that lay before them, a half dead Kuwabara laying on the floor, his blood spattering both the wall and floor, sure to leave stains.
-Ding Dong-
The group was pulled out of their trance upon hearing the doorbell, remembering that they still needed to answer the door. Realizing that everyone was just going to stand there and stare at the door, Kagome stepped over the battered Kuwabara and opened the door to reveal a young man about the age of 26 with short dark brown hair, wearing a light pink button up shirt tucked into a pair of tight-fitting blue jeans.
Kagome: -smiles warmly- Hello I'm Kagome, and you must be our new chaperone.
Guy: -returns her smile- Well it's nice to meet you Kagome, my name's Charlie .I've heard a lot about you and the others.
Standing a little further away in the hall the others, with the exception of Hiei, Sesshomaru, and the mostly dead Kuwabara, watched the exchange between Kagome and 'Charlie'. After standing some time the sound of someone snickering could be heard, or more precisely the sound of Yusuke snickering could be heard.
Yusuke: That guy is so gay! XD
The small group turned to face Yusuke, questioning looks upon their faces, except Miroku who only nodded in agreement and Inu Yasha who slightly shivered at the mention of gay guys, he had had way too many run ins with Jakotsu.
Sango: What makes you say that?
Yusuke: Well, for one thing just l-----
Botan: Shhhhhh! He's coming!
The 'children' looked up innocently as Charlie approached them, maybe a little too innocent. Charlie smiled back either not noticing their fake happiness or he was just a little weird.
Charlie: You're all just soooo cute! .
Inu Yasha: -shudder-
Charlie: You guys most likely haven't eaten yet, so why don't I go make you something to eat!
Botan: That would be great sir.
Once the overly happy/nice Charlie was out of earshot they once again turned to Yusuke urging him to continue, however, Kagome was completely lost as to what was going on and only stared at Sango as if to ask what had happened while she was at the door.
Yusuke: -clears his throat- Well, as I was saying, have you looked at the guy's clothes? I mean only a gay guy would wear that!
Kagome: I saw nothing wrong with his clothes….
Yusuke: For god sakes! The guy was wearing pink and he's happy doing it!
Botan: What's wrong with pink? Kurama wears it all the time and he's not gay…….is he?
At the mentioning of his name Kurama looked up to find everyone gazing at him with confused yet quizzical gazes. Kurama began to get nervous under the fierce gazes, not being able to speak. Yusuke, snapping out of his daze, glared at the others in disbelief.
Yusuke: Of course Kurama's not gay, that's just his school uniform it's not like he has a choice as to whether or not to wear that!
Kurama: That's right, it's not like I can change the school's uniforms.
Keiko: Well okay, but what about you, Yusuke? I seem to remember you wearing that pink shirt on one of our dates before.
Kuwabara: WHAT? You wore pink Urameshi?
There was a sudden awkward silence at the appearance of the loud-mouthed carrot top, since everyone had begun to believe that he had indeed died. It was soon broken, however, upon Yusuke regaining his composure.
Yusuke: Yes, but it was only once, and that was because Keiko made me!
Keiko: Oh yeah…. -smiles at the memory of forcing Yusuke into the dreaded pink shirt-
Sango: Seeing as that your first point about him being gay was proven otherwise, why don't you tell us the other reasons that you assumed that.
Kagome: Yeah.
Deciding that he had been ridiculed enough by his accusations, Yusuke refused to go on with his thoughts and headed for the rather small kitchen, hoping that the food was done by now. Seeing that Yusuke was rather mad and wouldn't be continuing this conversation, the others all left the hall looking for other ways to entertain themselves.
For the most part the girls had left to go to their room to 'converse', more like plot, and the boys had wondered to the couch and TV to see what Hiei and Sesshomaru had been doing with their time. Upon sitting on the couch the boys had noticed for the most part that the two were engrossed in some sort of horror film. Needles to say there was much gore and screaming, that made the DVD not suitable for children under the age of…lets say 50! Leaving you to wonder where they had even found such a movie in the first place.
After about an hour of gore, the teens were for the most part traumatized for life and ready to rip their eyes out, until to their relief, and Hiei and Sesshomaru's disappointment, the food was ready and they were called to the kitchen.
(kitchen)
Sesshomaru: -twitch-
Hiei: I refuse to eat this….this human garbage.
Not finding human food too satisfying the two left the table, going back to their gruesome film, leaving a rather hurt Charlie behind. The man was completely speechless as to the way those two boys had just insulted his cooking. Feeling the rage takeover Charlie stood up rather angry and threw the table over, along with all the food.
The teens stared at him in disbelief, thinking him far too nice to ever have done such a thing, however, he only glared icily back.
Charlie: You brats get to bed, NOW!
Botan: B-but Charlie….it's still too early to---
Charlie: I said GO! And never call me that, my name's Charles you little fool!
The kids scampered to their respectable places, rather happy to flee from the newly found psycho.
(with the boys)
Miroku: I think that guy has a slight anger problem.
Inu Yasha: Either that or a personality issue.
The other boys s snorted at that thought, finding that thought to most likely be the truth.
Yusuke: mumbling I still say he's gay…
Kurama: That, however, still doesn't explain his 'slight' problem.
After that sentence there were a few shouts outside of their room, but before they could get up to investigate, both silver and a black blob were carelessly tossed into the room.
Charles: You forgot these two monstrosities… -grumbling incoherent phrases-
As Charlie/Charles left the room both Hiei and Sesshomaru gracefully got up, staring daggers at the man's back and apparently plotting some form of retribution. Seeing this the other boys slowly moved away from the two, hoping to not be in the line of fire (literally), and began their conversation once more.
Yusuke: For once you could be wrong, Kurama, being gay could still explain the problem quite well.
Kurama: How?
Yusuke: Weeeell, -smirks- it could be the cause of sexual tension.
Miroku: O-o That's more information than any of us ever wanted to know….
Inu Yasha: For once I agree with the pervert. -shudders-
Yusuke: You know it's true though!
Kurabara: Will you stop it already, Urameshi!
Before Yusuke could defend himself, however, Charles burst into the room, apparently angry.
Charles: What are you brats still doing up! I SAID GO TO BED!
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