Fowl Sunday

Artemis was standing in the kitchen with Harry, Penguin (new name), and Butler. Juliet was making their lunches while the boys talked about rescuing Holly from the clutches of the evil potato, Bob. Then the conversation kinda got off subject when Harry mentioned Hogwarts. Then they started talking about school, and then…girls(which Juliet didn't appreciate to the least).

"I have a girlfriend, her name is Ginny." Harry bragged.

"Oh wow, you may have Ginny but I have fan girls." Bragged on Artemis.

"So do I!" Harry barked back.

Then outside the stalker fan girls finally found Fowl Manor…oh dear…

"Do you hear something?" said Butler.

"OH NO!" cried Artemis and Harry, "They've found us again!"

Then the door suddenly creaked obviously bearing an uncountable amount of weight. Juliet decided this was a good time to leave. Butler seemed to agree, he hid in the cupboard.

"EEEEEEEK!" screamed the fan girls as they burst through the door and pounced upon Artemis and Harry. The girls took out their scissors and cameras and began taking as much as they could.

"MASTER ARTEMIS!" screamed an upset Butler. If Artemis died he wouldn't get paid!

The fan girls turned around…then attacked Butler. Butler didn't want to kill the idiotic girls, but knocking them out was okay. Butler attacked and all the girls fell slowly to the ground. They never had a chance.

Artemis and Harry stood in the middle of the room totally naked except for the mountain of fan girls on top of them.

"HELP US!" screamed the two and Butler immediately whipped out a couple of wigs from his pocket.

"Where on earth did you get these and why are you carrying them in your pocket?" asked Artemis.

"Umm…"

"People this is getting a little weird." Said a voice coming from the penguin, then they realized…it was the penguin!

"AHH! YOU CAN TALK!"

"Beep," Said penguin, "and by the way my name is Fred."

Artemis was stunned. This defied everything he ever learned, like, ever.

"B-but you…"

"Beep."

"ARGH!"

Then the group got back on subject. How do they rescue Holly. Artemis had a plan already. He shared it with everyone. Everyone loved it…except the penguin, I mean Fred.

O O O

Bob was sitting in a big fluffy armchair. He abandoned his superman outfit and was now wearing a James Bond costume. Holly sighed in her big fluffy armchair…with ropes keeping her in the chair…

"Holly please sign the form so we can be married!" said Bob. Then Holly looked at him straight in the eyes and stared coldly at him.

"GRRRR! You stupid potato! I love potatoes not because they are cute but because they taste great and you…aren't tasty to say the least….although I am hungry…"

Holly eyed the potato hungrily.

"Well…um…I…will make you the most delicious plant growth formula you have ever had!" said Bob. He hurriedly ran off to the kitchen where Holly heard him say, "Now where did I put that manure…Ah ha! here it is…"

Holly thought she was going to be sick as he turned on the blender and she heard the globs of …well…if you ever read the back of fertilizer or plant growth stuff then you'll know…

Then the doorbell rang. Bob yelled, "I'll get it!" He ran to the front door and said, "Who is it?

"Beep."

"Beep? Beep who?"

"Beep you!"

"WHY YOU!" Bob swung open the door to yell at the big meanie on the other side. Then he saw a strange sight, "A penguin?"

"Well obviously, your mother must be so proud that you can name the animals. Can you name foods?"

"What!"

"I am designing a menu for our new fast food restaurant."

Bob shuddered; they were going to eat more of his kind!

"How dare you!" he shouted.

Then an evil grin crossed Fred's beak…or maybe it was drool…

"EEEK!" screamed Bob as Fred picked him up with his beak and began cutting him up.

"Yay!" yelled everyone. Bob was in strips on the ground. They defeated him!

EPILOGE

Holly was rescued from the house and was treated at the LEP operation unit for the inhaling of toxic substances…she was alright after three days in intensive care…but they had to burn her uniform…

Artemis, Harry, Butler, and Fred opened a fast food chain using Bob to help make their first batch of French fries. They became very successful over the years and there are more than one hundred thousand stores around the world to day.

They called it T.G. I. F. It stands for…

THANK GOD IT'S FOWL.

THE END!