A/N: Hello one and all. For once in our lives, we have not taken a month to update. We, in fact, took less than a week so I think I speak for both P2 and myself when I say we are very proud of ourselves. We dedicate this chapter to all those Ginny/Blaise shippers. We think they are quite cute together, so enjoy!

Disclaimer: We tried to get into a club last night using an ID with a picture of JK Rowling on it. The door-bitch wouldn't let us in. We are sure you can all draw your own conclusions from that.

Chapter 11: Fantasies of Blaise

"So then, she straddled me, and started kissing the side of my neck. It was the most amazing sensation I had ever had, and it was right under Snape's oversized nose. And then she – "

"I don't want to hear your dreams of Weaselette anymore Blaise. I have a problem, Blaise, a problem. I got rejected. Rejected by a female, Blaise, rejected! And do you want to hear the punch line? Do you? I want her. Really, really want her. Do you see this hard-on Blaise? Do you? Do you?"

"I'm sorry, I'm just finding it a bit hard at this moment, being quite preoccupied with my own…"

"Aren't you even the least bit curious as to who she is?"

"If it's not that gorgeous, red-headed ball of fire then to put it frankly Draco…I don't give a flying fuck."

"Granger, Blaise. Granger."

"Grange-who?"

"Granger, Hermione. Hermione Granger. Granger Hermione Granger. Blaise, Blaise, are you even listening to a word I'm saying?"

"Huh? Do you think she's a red head down…there?"

"Blaise! Focus man, focus! I'm trying to have a conversation with you about the girl that rejected me! This just doesn't happen to Malfoys' Blaise, and I should know, I've studied the whole family history! And to top it all off, she is my mudblooded arch-enemy! A little bit of help would be very nice right now."

"Alright, alright. Wait….isn't she best friends with Ginny? Do you think you could get her to set us up?"

"Merlin Blaise, have you been listening to a word I've been saying?"

"No."

"Okay, okay, so, what do I do?" Draco said, striding over to the cupboard and taking out a bottle of Ogden's Old Firewhisky and placing it on the table in front of them.

"Mind if I drink straight from the bottle?" he inquired. "As the muggles say, 'Desperate times call for desperate measures'. O Merlin, I'm even getting sucked into her culture." He groaned, cursing under his breath, and without waiting for an answer took a sudden swig from the bottle.

Blaise sighed. "Draco my man, if you want to get this girl, you gotta play by her rules. You do realize that she's gonna do bit by bit with you, push you away, then pull you in for more. It's the way a female works, they are carnivorous creatures you know. What you gotta do, is watch her every move. Figure out her daily routines, and learn when she will usually be and where. In other words, be the very definition of a stalker. You're a natural predator Draco, you know what to do. And then, when she leasts expects it, you – "

"Pounce?"

"Bingo. What you've gotta do, is seduce her. Turn her on until she explodes from all the sexual tension growing inside of her till she thinks of you every night while lying in her bed, daydreams about you during potions. Pretty soon, she'll become utterly obsessed with you. The game of cat and mouse Draco. You see, lust is like a tango. You take one step forward, she'll take one step back. And eventually she'll be the one going forward instead of back. Soon enough Draco, she'll jump on top of you. It may be in the great hall, charms, transfiguration, potions, what will it matter? She won't be able to contain herself any longer. And that, my friend, is how you will get Hermione Granger."

"Blaise, that has to be the best plan you've come up with yet. You did come up with it, right?"

"Come up with what?"

"You know, your whole little plan, or maybe not so little. You were full on ranting just a few moments ago!"

"Um, Draco, may I be excused? I have an arrangement with a few pictures in my bedroom, and to put it nicely…you're scaring me a bit."

"Pictures? Please, please don't tell me they are of the youngest of the Weasley clan. Blaise, that is just disturbing."

"No more than you and you're episode of rejection." And with a few long strides, Blaise was out of the room, leaving Draco with a bottle half full of Firewhiskey, and a few disturbing images in his already disturbed mind.

"Here's to you, Granger."

A/N: We know it's short, but isn't it worth it while you wait for the next chapter? And we all know what kind of things will be happening in the next chapter…