A/N: Standard Disclaimers Apply

Chapter Fifteen: Over the Rainbow

"I didn't know you could do that."

Jinx panted and wiped her brow. "It takes a lot out of me. Transmutations are the hardest of magicks, Raven."

Raven looked at the pink haired sorceress with a new respect. "You'll have to teach me that one of these days."

Jinx smiled weakly and leaned against the ashen girl. They moved back to the sofa and Jinx collapsed on it. Her heavy eyes glanced over to her handiwork: Control Freak's Star Wars inspired costume was now an all-but exact replica of Dorothy Gale's clothes from The Wizard of Oz, right down to the Ruby Slippers. The fat villain's hair was done in Pippi Longstocking-style stand out pigtails, and the apples of his cheeks were covered in bright rouge. Bee laughed as Wonder Girl brandished Control Freak's camera and began to snap photo after photo of the humiliated foe.

Although the casing appeared to be antique, the camera itself was a cutting edge digital model, and the girls got to preview each of their candid photos. (The particular shot of them in their pajamas had quickly been erased.) Laughter filled the common room. Even Argent, who had been sulking on the couch, giggled until she almost cried.

"So," she said between breaths, "now what do we do?"

"Could someone get me my laptop?" Jinx asked. "I've got an idea. All these pics we took are absolutely hilarious, but what good are they if we don't have anyone to share them with?"

"Oooooooo," the other girls said dangerously.

Starfire pulled the small computer out of Jinx's satchel. It was emblazoned with the HIVE logo and unicorn stickers. "Friend, Jinx, why…"

"It was our first project in Grand Larceny class: Had to steal the laptop without using our powers. I didn't think Mammoth would ever pass that one."

"I don't know what's more shocking," Raven droned, "The fact the HIVE had this class, or the fact that none of us are surprised about it."

Bee narrowed her eyes, "Aren't you worried they put some kind of tracer in this thing?"

"Nope," Jinx smiled. "I had Gizmo strip it down and rebuild it right after I swiped it."

"That's modern education for you," Donna joked.

The other girls crowded around Jinx who pulled up a Villain's message board. She typed in Mammoth's user ID and password and posted every Control Freak photo from the camera. The topic was "My latest evil plan."

"Well, that's a start," Bee said.

"A…start?" Control Freak croaked as he saw the message board begin to pile up with jibes and insults. "My rep is already ruined!"

Argent grinned, "You had a rep?

"What do you have in mind, Bumble Bee?" Starfire asked.

Bee walked over to her bag, "Well, he likes movies, right? So, I thought we'd zap him into one…" Bee opened her bag and pulled out a new DVD, "And while you guys were playing dolls, I zipped on over to the video store and rented… THIS!"

Donna's mouth dropped open. "And you called me, evil?"

Both Jinx and Raven snarled in shock and disgust. Argent's eyes widened, but Star simply said, "It is… pink?" Bumble Bee smiled evilly and held in her hand a copy of Barbie: Fairytopia.

"I'll get you for this, Titans!" Control Freak bellowed. "I'll get you if it's the last thing I ever…"

He blinked out of reality before he could finish his sentence.

Argent flipped Control Freak's remote over her shoulder, "Yeah, yeah, and you'll get my little dog too."

…..

"So, what's a bunch of young superheroes-about-town to do now?" Speedy said leaning against the wall. The Titans watched the Jump City Police cart Fang off, still grumbling about his love life.

"I don't know. It's not like we can get into any clubs or anything," Beast Boy complained. "I hear that The Electric Killjoys are taking the stage at the Hop right now."

Aqualad arched an eyebrow, "The who?"

"No, The Who are from England and they're, like, ancient," Beast Boy said nonchalantly. "The EK are locals."

"That's not what I meant," Aqualad said.

"Dude, I cannot believe you just called The Who ancient," Kid Flash countered. "I can buy timeless, but ancient? That's eight ways of wrong."

Cyborg started to rattle off the names of Who songs, "Behind Blue Eyes? Pinball Wizard? The Bargain? Teenage Wasteland? American Woman?"

"American Woman was by The Guess Who," Robin corrected. "And it's not 'Teenage Wasteland;' it's Baba O'Reily."

"Anyway," Cyborg said undaunted, "The Who is one of the best bands ever."

"You know it," KF agreed and gave his cybernetic friend a high-five.

Speedy leaned into Kid Flash and put his hand on the speedster's shoulder. "Hey, Wally, can you zip us back to the Tower?" the archer whispered. "We all know you're here to see Jinx, and well, there's a girl at there I'd love to get to know better."

Kid Flash turned his back to the others and whispered, "I don't know man. Rob promised the girls that we wouldn't bug them tonight."

"That was Rob. I don't ever remember saying that."

Kid Flash arched an eyebrow as a mischievous grin spread across Speedy's face.