A/N: Ok, this will probably be one of the ONLY weird and random fics I write. I can only write them when I'm in a VERY random mood, and I rather like my serious ones better. This one should be quite long, though, so please R&R! Thankee! Oh, and see my profile if you just HAVE to have a disclaimer… losers…
-The Almighty Danielle
"Harry?" Fred screamed loudly. "Damn! It didn't work!"
James raised an eyebrow. "Huh?"
George was staring at James, his mouth slightly open. "Wait…." He said.
"Why are your eyes brown?"
James started. "Er…My eyes were always brown. May I ask who you are? I haven't seen you around here."
Fred and George gasped. "You haven't heard of us? But were like, the best pranksters in the school!"
James laughed hysterically.
Fred and George gaped. "What?"
The boy in front of them now had tears running down his face. "You two! chuckle The best gasp pranksters in the giggle whole school?"
Fred stomped his foot defiantly. "Of course we are! And if you're not Harry, who the bloody hell are you?"
James Potter stopped laughing abruptly. "You don't KNOW ME?" He asked.
The twins shook their heads.
James gaped. "But I'm, like, famous! My parents are the top aurors of the ministry! My grandfather was a Hogwarts Headmaster! The whole Potter family is bloody rich! I'm the best bloody chaser Gryffindor has ever seen! And," James grinned, "All the girls in this school want to date me."
"Oh yeah?" George asked.
James turned and winked at a group of girls gathered around the nearest classroom. They sighed, giggled, and one brave blonde winked back. James turned. "See?"
"Sure, whatever." Fred said. "You may have all the girls you want, but you're sure as hell not the best prankster."
Just then, a group of about twenty Slytherin's marched up to the trio. Each one was a shocking pink bubble-gum color, and had little red sparkles in their hair. They were dressed in pink ruffled tea gowns, and looked very angry.
One Slytherin stepped up. "We'll get you, Potter, and you're little werewolf, too!"
James laughed. "Whatever you say, Lucius!"
The Slytherins walked away, and Fred and George were left facing a triumphant James.
"That was…"
"BLOODY AMAZING! YOU'RE MY NEW IDOL!" Fred hugged James tightly. George reached over and pulled his twin up, saving him from any further embarrassment.
"So…" He said. "Who ARE you?
James ran a hand through his hair and grinned. "Potter." He said. "James Potter."
George turned to Fred. "Fred-o, I don't think were in Kansas anymore."