Hey there ! hyperRyu-chan69 saying hey' to y'all . Got bored. Needed incest . You get the picture. Warnings- lessee here..um oh yeah ! INCEST ! Itachi/sasuke. Don't like it. Go away. YAOI ! don't like , ure stupid and unwelcome here in the yaoi-ness of the story. Chapter 1 is ok . But chapter 2 will have a slight lemon …..tehe

Disclaimer- does it look like I own naruto? ..boobs… indeed not. Byes !

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Entertaining thoughts

-chapter 1 ( incest the best)

When it had first happened , sasuke had been afraid . Sasuke had been 8 at the time. When his older brother had walked into the bathroom crying. Itachi slammed the door and dropped to the floor, his head in his hands . He did not even notice his younger brother in the bathtub.

" you baka , you're horrible"(1)

sasuke moved ever so slightly , making the water swish audibly. Turning at lightening speed , Itachi spotted his little brother , naked in the tub...

"what the-"

"are you okay , itachi-aniki?" the chibi sasuke asked his brother , big black eyes full of worry.(2)

"I'm fine"

"..but you were crying' the little Uchiha stated almost sadly.

"it's fine sasuke." Itachi said , moving closer to his little brother , almost at the edge of the white basin tub.

"Do you remember when u were little , mom used to wash your hair? " Itachi asked

Sasuke nodded , remembering his sweet mother washing his hair gently with coconut shampoo. Unfortunately for little sasuke and his brother , a car crash had claimed both parents nearly two years ago.

" could I ..wash your hair, sasuke ?"

There was silence, and a moments hesitation before the younger agreed .

Itachi gently grabbed the coconut shampoo from the shelf , and squeezed a fair amount into his hands, and moved close to his little brother.

Gently running his hands through black silky hair , Itachi massaged the shampoo onto sasuke's pale scalp .

Smiling slightly , sasuke dunked his head under the water , washing the remaining shampoo out of his hair.

Itachi took a wash cloth , scrubbing soap onto it, before softly caressing sasuke skin with it to get him clean . His hand skimmed over his brothers pale skin , slowly going south to clean an almost baby soft abdomen. Itachi dropped the cloth harmlessly into the water before reached his hand lower into the, touching little sasuke's inner thigh .

For a moment , sasuke's breath caught in his throat . Wondering what his brother was about to do..Sasuke breath became a bit more ragged as Itachi's hand went lower.

'what is he -'

Sasuke gasped as his brothers hand grabbed his premature cock in his hand , before letting go after only a few seconds.

'what have I done ? Itachi asked himself as he got up , kissing his little brothers forehead before exiting the room. (a/n tehe molestation) (3)

"have a pleasant day lil brother"

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The next time it happened was the night of sasuke's 10th birthday. Itachi , single-handedly , had tried to make the day as enjoyable as possible for sasuke . After cake, and a few thoughtful gifts from Itachi and the awkward love letters from some girls , a tired , moody sasuke trudged up to his bedroom. It was raining that night. Sasuke had always liked rain , but since he was little , he had disliked it's almost constant companion..

"thunder!" sasuke screeched aloud as a bolt of thunder sounded throughout the house.

Fearfully, and almost instinctively he flew downstairs to the den where Itachi sat watching a movie.

"sasuke , what's wrong ? Did the thunder frighten you ?" he asked his younger brother.

"no" sasuke said blushing as stood with arms crossed next to the couch.

Itachi smirked, this was going to be interesting..

BOOM!

Another crackling bit thunder rained down by the sky , followed by a girlish scream.

Itachi stayed, silent waiting for his brother to react. Instead of cursing him though , sasuke climbed onto the couch with his brother .

Itachi smiled to himself as sasuke lay atop of him nuzzling his soft hair to Itachi's chest in a comfortable hug. Sasuke smiled to himself as he breathed in Itachi's clean , lavender smell. In some not too offensive way , Itachi was like his mother. Since mother had died , sasuke had depended on Itachi for attention , love and comfort. At the moment, it was perfect..

Perfect that is until Itachi's hands felt their way up sasuke's back , pulling his face closer to Itachi's. Itachi pulled sasuke up so that he could whisper gently in his brothers ear.

" I love you little brother"

Sasuke stayed silent , unsure how to respond. He did , of course , love his older brother. But this was not a phrase used much too often in the Uchiha household, as it never had been . But even before he could respond , sasuke felt gentle lips on his own. In somewhat shock and fear , he closed his eyes tightly. And when he opened them again seconds later , Itachi had pulled away .

"I love you more than I should" Itachi sobbed into his hands . The crying did not last for too long before Itachi got up off of the couch . Kissing his little brother's head before leaving.

"happy birthday little brother" he whispered softly before exiting the den to retreat upstairs into his bedroom.

Sasuke lay stunned on the couch , wondering why this was all happening…

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The next time this happened was the year sasuke turned 13 . He was going into on and off relationships , finding that they mostly bored him. There was just no spark . Not even with his latest relationship with naruto. But some how , he still had that longing…for what ? He didn't know. All he knew was that he was dead tired and wanted to go home. As he headed up his front stairs , sasuke heard the blaring of the stereo in his brothers room. Turning the doorknob he entered the nearly vacant house. Taking off his shoes, he walked up the stairs ready to enter his room. Turning on the light , nothing could prepare him for the sight that lay before him . Itachi.laying.half.naked.on.his.bed ! Oh dear god… Sasuke cleared his throat , making his presence known to his elder brother. Itachi sat up in a start , blushing madly , as he was only wearing boxers.

"um..hey there sasuke" he said weakly

" what the hell are you doing ?' sasuke asked glaring icily at his older brother.

"uh..I came in here after my shower to borrow a hairbrush , and I kinda just sat down and I must have dozed off.."

Sasuke thought for a moment. It was a likely story . But how Itachi could sleep through the loud rock blaring from the stereo just two rooms away was beyond him.

"whatever…'

Itachi got up and looked at his younger brother , smirking , before making his move..

Before he even had time to process what was going on , sasuke was pressed up against the wall , Itachi's lips upon his own. He knew it was wrong. But why didn't he push Itachi away ? It felt so wrong, but in the end it felt so right… He moaned as Itachi's lips nuzzled his own , wanting to get into his mouth . Without really knowing why , sasuke greedily obliged letting his older brother ravage his mouth , and basically returning the favor. Itachi's tongue was warm and sweet , feverishly sucking at sasuke's tongue, exploring every detail of the younger uchiha's mouth . Sasuke fought to suppress the little moans and mewls of pleasure. ( a/n let's just say right now, he isn't doing a very good job) Gasping for air he pushed Itachi off of him , only to feel those soft lips trail down to his neck , surely leaving a hickey as they sucked harshly on his collar bone. Looking up slowly , Itachi whispered in sasuke's ear before leaving the room .

"sweet dreams little brother. "

Sasuke blushed furiously at the way his jeans had become uncomfortably tight…

"aishiteru" Itachi whispered , thinking it would surely go unnoticed…(4)

"aishiteru , aniki" sasuke whispered back before closing the door , and falling on his bed exhausted.

He was gonna have to explain that hickey to naruto tomorrow…

(a/n yeah , im sure " hey naruto , what's up ?' "oh this , naw it's from Itachi , no big" will work just fine…)

End chapter 1 ! Yay ! It didn't go too bad. I hope it was ok.. It's just kinda this crappy piece I wanted to do.. Keep waiting for chapter 2 ! I'll have it typed in a day or two if I get reviews ! Remember it will have a nice yummy lemon in it ! Slightly different language in second chapter. Sasuke has a bad mouth …rating shall be up .oh and you wont get to know why Itachi was crying in the first chapter if you don't review ! second chapter tells all !

(1) - baka means idiot

(2)-aniki means big brother

(3) the whole 'molestation tehe ' thing is in there because I originally wrote this to be funny, and not so serious. This was actually the line that was there before I retyped the story.

(4) -aishiteru means ' I love you'

If you're wondering why I did this , it's because I know people who have no idea what these words mean . I thought I'd be nice ..for once. Well see ya !

ja ne ho's !