A/N: I am REALLY REALLY sorry! I meant to update this about a week ago, but I had like twelve tests, and then I had a band contest, and soccer tryouts at my school…but anyway, heres chapter Three:
"Ok, so you guys are from the future?" James asked.
Fred and George nodded simultaneously. They had spent about six hours trying to convince James that they were, indeed, from the future.
"So if you're really from the future, then you know what's gonna happen to me, right?" James asked, a smirk forming across his face.
George sputtered nervously. "Er. We. Er. Well,"
Fred interrupted, "Nope. Never heard of you in our lives.
James slumped down in his chair disappointedly. "Shit."
"Potter!" A girlish voice shrieked from the doorway. A slender redheaded girl appeared in the doorway. "Don't curse in front of the first years!" She gave him a hate-filled look.
James opened his mouth to say something, but was interrupted by a very frazzled Sirius Black.
"The hamsters are coming! The hamsters are coming!" He screamed, running face first into a wall. He fell to the ground with a loud THUNK.
James strode over to his best friend curiously. He helped him up and slapped him in the face.
"Ow! Bloody HELL, Prongs! You're supposed to be my friend! Friends don't slap Friends! See if I ever talk to you again! I hate you! Leave me alone! Why are you still here? Go away! Go away! GO AWAY!" He turned away from his friend in a huff, crossing his arms. Then, as if remembering something important, he turned back to James, grabbed him by the shoulders, and screeched,
"THE HAMSTERS ARE HERE! FOR THE LOVE OF MERLIN, THE HAMSTERS ARE HERE!"
James stepped back, wiping the saliva from his face. He glared at Sirius and yelled,
"WHAT THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?"
Sirius shook violently. "Peter kind of tried to turn the Slytherins hair green, and now they're all hamsters! And they're invading the castle with their evil hamster leader! They shall kill us all! We must stop this! We'll give them a sacrifice! We'll give them YOU!" And with that highly disturbing statement, he turned to Lily, who, as you hopefully remember, was still standing in the common room. He picked her up and threw her out the window, where she was caught by the hamster army.
James gasped. "Dude!" he yelled, "You just threw my future girlfriend out of a twelfth-story window!"
Sirius pondered this for a moment, then said, "Huh."
Fred and George (Ha! You forgot all about them, didn't you? You were so absorbed in my random ramblings that you forgot this story was about Fred and George coming into the future! You thought it was all about Sirius and James! Well you're WRONG! You're all WRONG! HAHAH MWAHAHAH MWAMWAHA! Cough Anyways…) were watching this confusing scene dumbly. They glanced at each other, and burst out laughing.
Sirius turned. "You!" He yelled accusingly. "Who are you?"
