A/N: Once again, I waited WAY too long to update. I'm REALLY REALLY SORRY! PLEASE FORGIVE ME! Anyway, I've been busy the last few weekends, but now that it's FINALLY Easter weekend, I have time to update. 27 school days left for moi!

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Fred and George stopped laughing immediately. Sirius' face was lined with anger, his eyebrows were raised, and his eyes were blazing.

"We didn't-"

"We just-"

"Um-"

"Er-"

"PLEASE don't hurt us!" They finally exclaimed, bending down with their hands clasped. Sirius glared at them for a moment before bursting out into hysterics.

"Ha!" He shouted. "I really had you going there! You thought- chuckle – you actually thought- snort – that I was going to hurt you! You should have seen your faces! Haha! Ah." Sirius wiped a tear from his eye and smiled at Fred and George.

"Sirisly, though," Sirius said, strangely serious, "Who are you two?"

Fred and George stood up slowly. They glanced at each other, then back at Sirius. He raised an eyebrow, and the twins stepped forward hesitantly.

"Fred-"

"And George-"

"Weasley." They finished together.

Sirius studied them. "I don't recall seeing the two of you here before. Are you related to a Mr. William Arthur Weasley?"

Fred and George looked at Sirius, confused. They turned to James.

"He talks like that when he's trying to act smart." James explained.

Suddenly, Peter ran into the common room, screaming. He ran straight into a wall, fell backward, stood up, and ran into the wall again. Sirius and James scurried over to him and grabbed him by the elbows. They pulled him up.

Peter shivered and widened his eyes. "Pad! Prongs! They've got Remus!"

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(Meanwhile, back at the Green Jello-throwing-hamsters-slash-Slytherins lair…)

"How the BLOODY HELL did we get into this mess?" Remus asked tiredly.

Lily gritted her teeth. "I blame Black and Potter completely."

Remus and Lily sighed. The hamsters did a sort of war dance around the two, and tied them to a large chain. One very large hamster with silky white fur squeaked something to the rest, and Remus and Lily were lifted in the air. They stopped over a large black cauldron. Lily stared down into the green bubbling goo.

"Lupin," she asked calmly. "What is that?"

"Well Lily-flower," Remus answered, just as calm. "I do believe it is boiling Jell-o."

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(Present time, room where Fred and George disappeared)

The door slowly creaked open. A short, red-haired girl stepped in cautiously. She peered around the dark room and pulled out her wand.

"Lumos." She whispered. Nothing happened. "Lumos! Lumos! Oh, for the love of Merling, LUMOS!" A bright light filled the room.

"Thank you!" The girl said. She held her lit wand over her head. "Fred! George! Where are you two?"

The wand light flickered over a large pile of dust. "Oh dear…" the girl said sadly. She ran out of the room. "Mum! Dad! Harry! Ron! Dumbledoreeeeeeee!"