Ah yes... Jack remembered the embarrassment and disappointment - well, not that disappointing as it turned out... Daniel proved to be remarkably inventive, especially when they 'borrowed' Sam's lip-gloss and Teal'c's dental-floss for a bit of exotic play... but that was a whole different time and place and right now things were looking nothing like as promising...
Bang! Bang! Bang! "Hey! Ya'll gonna be in there all morning?"
Jack winced and grunted. "Just a coupla more minutes, Mr President..."