"Hmghmph mmmmph..."
Thor beckoned Sam to bend over then removed her gag
"Thor, why did you make us put on these constricting outfits." Sam said spitting trying to get the taste off her tongue, wondering why it tasted like the yellow ones. "And where on Orilla did you get pink fuzzy handcuffs?
"Well I am sorry Col. Carter, but the last time I met with Gen. O'Kneel he gave me the items and suggested I use them on the two of you when I brought you here. I however do not understand why he insisted I wear this outfit, it is giving me what you humans refer to as a wedgie." Thor said trying to pull the material away with his long skinny fingers.
"What! You mean Ja.. Gen. O'Kneel is responsible for this." Sam said angrily looking at Jack who was looking like a puppy dog that had just soiled the carpet.
"Yes Carter I am." Jack said, easily getting out of his restraints, since he made sure his was the type that had the escape latches built in.
"Come on Carter don't look at me like that." Jack said grabbing Sam's leash and leading her over to a place where they could sit down.
"But why…why would you do this to me?" Sam said with tears filling her oh so bright baby blue, bluer than the oceans of some foreign planet I can't remember the name of, eyes.
Jack feeling like an ass, took the blue fuzzy part of his handcuffs and wiped the tears from Sam's eyes.
"Ah geez now I have something in my eye!" Sam wailed.
"Don't worry baby, the tears will wash it out. As for why, its because I had to make a deal with Thor, he agreed to help with this, if I agreed to help him…"