Sam, I love you. So I'm very, very sorry.
"Contractings?" Jack jumped up, falling bacwards off the bed he and Sam had been leaded to, smacking his head on the floor.
"Don't look at ME! Sam snaped. "I don't know nothing about birthin no babies!" Not to mentionthat she was still all handcuffed up. So she wouldn't do much good in helping even if A) She wanted too or B) She knew what to do. "I'll give you domestic bliss!"
On the floor Jack moaned and groaned, "Carter! For Crying Out Loud"! Finally he stood and rushed to Thor's side, "Come on buddy. It's okay. It's..." He scooped up the writhing, screaming alien and deposited him on the bed next to Sam. "Aw heck Carter-he's got no place for the baby to come out! He forgot that part when he cloned this body!"
"OMG! Sir! You're gonna have to operate!"