A/N: I don't own any thing but the plot. I'm so friggin' mad! This is the third time I had to type this. I lost it the first time, and I deleted it five fricking minutes ago! DAMN IT ALL!
CHAPTER ONE: I'M NOT KAGOME!
Kagome woke with a start. Where was she? This doesn't look like my room. She thought. She was in a forest, in her sleeping bag, by a burnt out fire. On the other side were a man and a woman. Both had black hair. At the foot of her sleeping bag was a little boy. She didn't know these people!
"What are you doing' up?"
"Hmm?" Kagome looked up to see another man. He had long silver hair and amber eyes. Where those dog-ears?
"AYAA!" Kagome jumped up, waking the little boy.
"Oh, hi Kagome, InuYasha." He said sleepily.
"I-inuyasha?" Kagome looked back at the silver haired man.
"Uh huh … In-u-ya-sha. Remember?" He pointed to the kid. "Do you know who he is? Please say yes."
"Uh … no?"
"Aww man!" InuYasha groaned. "Do you remember any of us? Shippo? Miroku, Sango? Kirara? Do you even know why you're here?"
"Oh! So, the kid's Shippo, he's Miroku, you're InuYasha, so she must be Sango!" Kagome exclaimed.
InuYasha got one of them big sweat drop things. "Brilliant."
"Really?" Kagome said hopefully.
"NO! DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU'RE HEAR?"
"Hell! I don't even know where I am!"
"Ugh. Miroku. I'm taking her back home. You guys hang out here, okay?"
"Yeah, sure." Miroku said, "But I think I can bring her memory back."
"Really? Let's see." InuYasha said as Miroku came over.
"Hmm … Maybe if I do … this." He grabbed her ass.
"PERVERTED MONK!" Kagome yelled as she slapped him across the face.
"Of course, I've been wrong before." Miroku said as he rubbed his stinging cheek.
"Idiot." InuYasha turned to Kagome. "Sorry, I thought he as serious."
"InuYasha." Shippo sighed. "When will you learn? Miroku's never serious." Shippo smiled. "He's cereal!"
"HAHA." InuYasha said, bonking Shippo on the head.
"Man, I need to sit dow—" Kagome was interrupted by a WUMP as InuYasha did a face plant.
"Aww man!" InuYasha moaned.
"Did I do that?" Kagome asked. "SORRY!"
"Hmph. Just don't say 'sit' okay?" InuYasha said, sitting up.
"Sure! I won't say sit!" WUMP "Sorry!"
"Bitch." InuYasha stood up again. "C'mon, maybe that sorry excuse for a witch can help us."
"Kaede?" Kagome asked.
"HUH?" InuYasha stared.
"You remember her?" Miroku asked.
"Sure, she's my sister."
"Kagome, you aren't even from this time period." Sango said.
"Yes I am!" Kagome argued. "And say, who's this Kagome person?"
"YOU!" The group said.
"Me? NO! I'm the priestess, Kikyo!"
There was another WUMP as InuYasha passed out.
-DORK-
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