A/N: I still don't own anything but the plot.

CHAPTER TWO: ONIGUMO, ED, AND MICHAEL JACKSON?

"Why am I in these weird clothes? InuYasha?" Kagome turned to the demon. "InuYasha?"

"YOU ARE NOT KIKYO!" InuYasha snarled.

"Yes I am!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"NO! YOU ARE—is that Sota?"

Kagome turned around. Sure enough, there was her little brother, Sota.

(How the Hell he got there beats me, just go with it, ok?)

"Oh," Sota said, "I don't mean to intrude, InuYasha, oh wait. Yes, yes I do."

"Wadda' you want kid? Your sister is having a crisis." InuYasha glared.

"Uh, she isn't my sister. I have no sister."

"Lemme' guess. You're … Sesshomaru."

"No, my name is Onigumo."

"WHAT?"

"Yes."

"Onigumo's dead!" InuYasha turned to Kagome, who was trying to brush her hair. "SO IS KIKYO! IN FACT, 'Onigumo' YOU KILLED HER! 50 YEARS AGO!"

"No, it's 53 years now!" Shippo said.

"Shut up half pint!"

"What did you call me?" Shippo glared.

"Half. Pint." InuYasha glared back.

Before InuYasha knew what was happening, Shippo was twirling him around his head, screaming at the top of his lungs.

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A SHRIMP? A MIDGET? WHO ARE YOU CALLING A SHRIMPY SHRIMP THAT'S SHORTER THAN SHORT?"

"I didn't say any of that!" InuYasha whined.

"YES YOU DID!" Shippo screeched and sent InuYasha flying into a tree.

"Look, Shippo." Miroku said. "You haven't been yourself today, are you alright?"

"Who's Shippo?" Shippo asked. "I'm—" He twirled around, when he stopped he was wearing black with a red cloak, "Edward Elric, the Full Metal Alchemist!" Shippo did that victory thing.

"Ed?" Sango said, "Yay! You're back! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?" Sango screamed the last part as she hit Shippo on the head with a wrench.

"Sango?" Miroku asked.

"I'm not Sango, I'm Winry!" Sango looked at Miroku as though he should know that.

"Damn." Miroku looked over to where InuYasha was recovering from his run in with the tree. Suddenly the guy started dancing like a ballerina. Then he spun at light speed or something and when he stopped … he was … wearing … a pink … tutu?

"Hello, fair monk!" He called. "My name is Angelina Ballerina. You?"

"Uh … My name is Mir—Michael!" Miroku said, then spun around and sang, "OW!" Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllyyyyyyyyyy high.

Then this imp came crashing through the bamboo singing:

Teletubies! Teletubies!
Say, Hello!

A girl who was crying, "Master Jaken, calm down!" Followed him.

"Jaken? Who's Jaken?" The imp sang, "I'm Lala! Has any one seen my Big Red Ball?"

"Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww." Rin groaned. "Where's Lord Sesshomaru?"

Then the yokai came stumbling through the brush, this big goofy grin on his face. "HIYA!"

InuYasha's instinct kicked in. "Sesshomaru!"

"Are you trying to threaten me?" Sesshomaru smiled, "Because it isn't working, not when you're wearing pink. And who's Sesshomaru? I'm Barney!"

I love you!
You love me! …

"Oh!" InuYasha went back to dancing.

Rin just sat there with her head in her hands.

-DORK-

I love making a fool out of Sesshomaru! Please review!