A/N: I do not own anything but the plot and some lame jokes.

CHAPTER THREE: PIKACHU! GO!

Back at his castle, Naraku was trying to teach his "pokemon" a new trick.

"No, no, no. Let's go over this again." Naraku sighed "PIKACHU! THUNDERSHOCK!"

Kohaku just sat there, "Jigglypuff?"

"For the last time!" Naraku yelled, "YOU ARE NOT JIGGLYPUFF! YOU ARE PIKACHU!"

"JIGGLYPUFF!"

"What ever," Naraku muttered, "Let's go kill someone."

-DORK-

Meanwhile, Koga had found InuYasha and the gang. He had basically run up to them yelling, "I'm ready! I'm ready!"

InuYasha did a twirl, "Hi! We are: Angelina Ballerina, Onigumo, Kikyo, Lala, Barney, Edward, Michael, Winry, and the girl with the boring costume is Rin. You?"

"I'm Spongebob Squarepants!" Koga exclaimed.

Something in Sesshomaru's mind clicked. "HI SPONGEBOB!" He waved to Koga.

"HI PATRICK!" Koga waved back.

"AL! AL!" Shippo was wandering around calling. He bumped into InuYasha. "Oh, hey, Angelina? Have you seen Al? Big, metal guy?"

"Um … No, sorry."

Suddenly, Sesshomaru and Koga burst into song:

F is for friends who do stuff together!
U if for you and me!
N is for anywhere and any time at all!
Down here in the deep blue sea!

The started skipping around holding hands.

F is for frolic through all the flowers!
U is for ukulele!
N is for nosepickin', sharin' gum, and sandlickin'!
Here with my best buuuuddddyyy!

"Say," a thought occurred to Sesshomaru, "Spongebob? How can we breathe if there isn't ant water here?"

"Hmm … GASP!" He and Koga began flopping around like fish.

And of course, Naraku chose that moment to appear.

"Pikachu! Thundershock!"

Kohaku just sat there again.

"Fine! Just kill them!"

A red haired girl appeared, "And capture all of there pokemon!"

Kohaku began to sing: "Jig-el-y-puff. Jig-el-y-puff!"

"Argh! Make it stop!" InuYasha sank to his knees. Then his eyes flared, "No, I must not give in!" He rose and began to twirl, the frilly thing around his waste became a belt of spike. Long, sharp, spiky spikes. "KILLER TUTU SPIN!" He yelled.

He twirled at near light speed and crashed in to the three, Naraku, Kohaku, and the girl, sending them flying. As they disappeared, the gang heard them scream, "TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTING OFF AGAAAIIIINNN!"

"Hi, Winry." Miroku said, coming up behind Sango.

"Hello Michael!" Sango said.

"Michael? I'm Shigure! Shigure Sohma!" Miroku said happily. "Hug me!"

"What?" Sango said as Miroku hugged her, turning himself into … a dog?

"Yay!" The dog said and ran off.

"Whoa, Ed?" Sango turned to Shippo, who was now wearing a tux and some shades. He was also holding a big ass machine gun.

"Astalavista, baby." He said in a surprisingly deep voice.

"WOW." Sango watched as he took off on a jetpack.

"YAWN! I'm tired." InuYasha said, then fell asleep …

-DORK-

I don't know how to spell astalavista, and I couldnt' find it any where, but you know what i mean, right? REVIEW! Please?>