CHAPTER ONE

"Isn't it a beautiful day, Kyo kun?" Kagome asked, smiling and hugging every thing in sight.

"Feh." Was all InuYasha said.

"Hello Kagome!" The two looked up to see a girl with blonde hair, a purple shirt, and jeans. "What are you guys doing?"

"Hello! I don't know who this Kagome is, but I'm Tohru Honda and this is my buddy, Kyo Sohma."

"I'm Kitera. I wrote this." The girl said. "And if you wanna' be Tohru, be Tohru."

"Ok!" Kagome said, "Have you seen Shippo kun?"

"Uh, no, but I can make him come here." Kitera said, and with a POP! there was Shippo. He still had on the tux.

"Hey! Where am I?" He looked around, confused.

"Here." Kitera said.

"Whatever. Who am I now?" Shippo asked.

"Let's see … you are … hmm …" Kitera was silent for a minute, trying to think of who Shippo should be. "I know! You are Tom! Off of Tom and Jerry! And InuYasha is Jerry! Go get 'im Tom!"

"Cool!" Shippo smiled. "I get to beat on InuYasha!" The kid began chasing the hanyou around.

"Who am I?" Kagome asked.

"You? You're …" Kitera's eyes flashed. "Popeye."

"Argh!" Kagome said. She some how got a pipe and she began walking around like a sailor.

"HAHA." Kitera looked over to see a not very amused Sesshomaru. "So, you're the one who made a fool of me in the last fic."

"Yup!" Kitera smiled, "And I'm gonna' do it again! Sesshomaru, I dub the Yogi Bear!"

"Hey, hey, hey, wadda' you say?" Sesshomaru said with a goofy grin and even goofier voice. "Say, where's Boo boo?"

"Hmm …" Another POP! and there was Jaken. "You're Boo boo! And …" Kitera looked over at a sleeping tiger. "That tiger is hiding a bunch of Picnic baskets, you can have them is you can wake him up!"

"Hey, hey, hey, wadda' you say?" Sesshomaru laughed as he went over to the tiger, "Come on Boo boo, let's get the loot, to boot!"

While they attempted to wake the tiger, they wouldn't, Kitera looked around. Who else could she annoy? Then she saw Koga.

"Hi Spongebob!" Kitera called.

"Huh?" He looked up. "Oh, hi!"

"Let's see …" Kitera was deep in consentration when a squirrel jumped onto her shoulder. "Aha! Koga! You're gonna' switch brains with this squirrel!"

And he did, running up a tree and yelling at Kitera. Then the squirrel in Koga's body began to eat nuts.

Kitera heard a scream and looked in that direction to see Sesshomaru and Jaken being chased by the tiger.

"Man, this is boring." Kitera said, and then the tiger grew to the size of an elephant and began shooting fire from its mouth. "HAHA! Hey! Inu! Be Porky Pig!"

InuYasha stopped running from Shippo and stuttered, "Th-th-that's all for now folks!"

-DORK-

That's the beginning of the sequel. I NEEDS MORE IDEAS! REVIEW AND GIVE ME YOUR IDEAS!

(example, soandso should be soandso)

thank you! (if you don't review than i'll sick the tiger on you)

Sesshomaru: All beat up and you don't want that, trust me... faints