A/N: Oh, you guys… You make me blush. :blushes: - See? I am blushing! Anyway, thanks for all the reviews, guys. I really appreciate it. It's also kind of embarrassing when I look at it since this really isn't my best writing, but you guys seem to like it, so that's making me have a positive outlook on the future! You guys are great. ;) Please read and review!

Surprise in the Shower and the Half-Dead Mailcarrier

Kurama had written seventy million letters to all of his fans that night asking if they had put the note in his locker. He had mailed them just before the post office closed for the night. Tired, Kurama wearily walked back to his house and crashed on his bed.

It seemed like just minutes ago that Kurama fell asleep when his alarm clock woke him up at 6:00. Kurama's hand fumbled around for the off button and hit it. The buzzing noise stopped, and Kurama groaned, aching with tiredness. He rubbed his eyes and forced himself out of bed. Walking to the bathroom, he pushed aside the shower curtains to take a shower.

But there was someone already in the shower. The girl from yesterday sat on the soap shelf, holding a rubber ducky in her hand. Kurama screamed and hastily grabbed a towel, wrapping it around his waist. "What are you doing here!" he yelled. "I'm naked!"

The girl stepped out of the shower and set the duck on the countertop. "I just wanted to say good morning," she said affectionately, giving him a hug.

"What are you doing in my bathroom!" Kurama shouted. "This is sick—"

"Suichi?" Kurama's mother knocked on the door of the bathroom. "Is everything okay in there?"

Kurama looked at the door and back at the girl in her black cloak. "How did you get in here?" he hissed.

"I came in through the window…" the girl said.

"You can't just go around breaking into people's houses!" Kurama seethed. "Get out of here!"

"Suichi? What are you doing?" Shiori knocked louder on the bathroom door.

Angrily, Kurama grabbed the girl by the hood of her cloak and dragged her out of the bathroom. Thrusting open the door, Kurama stormed into the hallway, shouting, "There is something wrong with our security system! This girl was in the bathroom!"

Shiori and Luna stared at the cloak in Kurama's hand. "What girl?" Shiori asked. "I don't see anybody."

Kurama looked at the cloak. It was empty; the girl was nowhere in sight.

"Put some clothes on, please!" Luna shouted, covering her eyes. "You come out half-naked just to show us a cloak! Grow up, Suichi!"

Frustrated, Kurama threw the cloak on the floor and stormed back into the bathroom, checking every corner of the room for the girl, but she was nowhere in sight.

"Suichi!" Shiori knocked on Kurama's bedroom door a few minutes before he left for school. "Come here, you have to see this…"

Kurama opened the door and stepped out, wondering what was going on now. He was still angry that the girl had tried to catch him naked in the shower, and he wasn't in the mood to see whatever it was. Shiori led him to the front door. She opened it and showed Kurama their mailcarrier, lying unconscious on their front doorstep with at least twelve sacks full of mail.

Luna pushed in between Shiori and Kurama and screamed. "The mailman's dead!" she cried.

Kurama knelt down and checked the mailcarrier's pulse. It was existent. He had just fallen unconscious on their doorstep. Trying to awaken the man, Kurama shook him whispering, "Are you all right?"

The mailcarrier finally came to and opened his eyes, moaning, "Where's Suichi Minamino?"

"I'm Suichi," Kurama replied. "What is it?"

"All these… all the letters… they're for you," the mailcarrier said.

Shiori raised an eyebrow. "Suichi… why are there so many letters for you…?"

Kurama's eyes widened. Picking up a sack, he ripped open the letter and sped-read it. It read, "Dear Kurama, YES! I put the note in your locker! Come to me and love me forever! Love, Jamie." Suspicious, Kurama picked up the next letter and tore it open as well. It said the exact same thing, except it was from a different person. He did this with five other letters, but all of them said the same thing. They all claimed to be the ones who put the note in Kurama's locker. Kurama sighed, throwing the letters down.

"What's all this about?" Shiori asked.

"Are they letters from your girl—" Luna started.

Kurama covered her mouth with his hand. "Quiet, Luna!" he hissed. "It's… nothing important, Mother." Gathering the sacks of mail, he carried them to the recycle bin, dumping them all in it.

"I'm sorry," he said to the mailcarrier. "Those must've been awfully heavy…"

"I hope you NEVER get that much mail ever again!" the mailcarrier said, unsteadily standing up. "You just about killed me there!"

"I'm sorry…" Kurama apologized again, but the mailcarrier had already left.

"Kurama, what's wrong?" Yusuke asked at lunch as he sat with Kurama.

Kurama laid his head on the table, closing his eyes. "Nothing," he mumbled. "I'm just tired from staying up all night writing letters to all of the fangirls, I'm angry because that girl from yesterday showed up in my shower, and now our mailcarrier hates me because I nearly broke his back with all of the responses I got."

"Woah, that sucks," said Kuwabara.

"So, did you get any leads on who you think the girl is?" Yusuke asked.

"No," said Kurama miserably. "They all said that they put the note in my locker. Sometimes I wish that everyone was more like Kuwabara and had an honor code…"

"That's right," said Kuwabara ostentatiously. "Because I am honorable and cool…"

Yusuke pounded him on the head. "Shut up, stupid. You just wish you were cool, loser."

"This anonymous lover is really starting to bug me," Kurama said.

"But it's only been one day," Yusuke protested. "I'll bet she's really nice… and hot… whoever she is."

NEXT TIME - LINE UP AND THE CLOAK ANALYSIS!

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