AN: Dudes and dudettes, I am so sorry for the wait. School and writer's block are not a good mix. I also wanted you to know that my chapters tend to be a little short…in case you haven't noticed. Oh and the voice-actor joke thing. Paul Reubens voiced Lock and Paul got in a little trouble a little while back for doing something bad in an adult theater. But I like him still! Pee Wee rules! On with the chapter!

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            "Now, let's start from the time you three were born. Barrel, why don't you tell me the first memory you have of Lock and Shock?" It took Dr. Freud thirteen minutes but he finally got the three to sit still.

Barrel shrugged. "I guess it would be when Shock made our rabies-infected bat, Mucus, bite me."

Shock let out a nose giggle. "Those were good times."

Lock looked puzzled. "Where was I when this happened?"

"You were putting mosquito larva in Barrel's clothes."

Lock let out a nose giggle. "Those were good times."

By this time the skeletal boy was blood-red and ready to kill his siblings. "I had those bites for a month…and rabies!"

Lock and Shock let out nose giggles then burst out laughing. "Those were freaking' good times! HAHA!"

"Thirty-seven Lock!" cried Barrel in triumph.

"Again! That's not funny anymore!" lock exclaimed in pain.

"Yes it is," quipped Shock. "There are three things that never get old: Squirrels, faking insanity, and Paul Reubens jokes. That's just the way it is."

"Weren't we talking about me, Dr. Freud?"

Dr. Freud looked to Barrel. "I believe we were."

Barrel sighed. "Lock and Shock never pay attention to me…."

"Yes we do!"

"No we don't!" At that the fight between Shock and Lock re-ensued.

The doctor looked to Barrel, then Lock and Shock on the floor, then back to Barrel. He let out an exasperated "hah!" "Don't make me give you to tranquilizers!" shouted he to the witch and devil boy. They stopped fighting and looked to the doctor.

"You wouldn't dare…." The two quarrelers glared.

"Oh yes I would," Dr. Freud said sing-songly.

Barrel grinned broadly. The other two glared…again.