(A/N: OMG!!! I haven't updated in over a year! I'm sooooooooooo sorry! Well, as promised, this chapter shall bring Tim Burton, Johnny Depp, Danny Elfman, (all three OOC) and Kingdom Hearts goodness! Here We GO!!!!!!!!! (Oh, I still don't own any of this...yet.))
In Dr. Freud's office:
"Timmy never loved me!" Lock had been speaking for what seemed like a year. He was in tears and rolling on Dr. Freud's carpet. The poor doctor had a severe stubble problem and bags under his eyes that could have been made into kilts.
The good doctor then got an idea. Between Lock's sobs, he managed to shout. "That's it! That's the source of your problems boy! Your creator never loved you!" Dr. Freud did a happy dance on his desk. He picked up Lock and hugged him. "You can FINALLY leave!"
"But, we're just starting to figure ou-"
"YOU'RE FINE NOW!" The doctor tossed Lock outside and Jack caught him. The Pumpkin King looked at the devil-boy. "What took so long? I managed to wreak havoc on Hanukah, Easter, and Kwanza while you were in there."
"Well, we covered many things." Lock looked to calm to be sane. He quickly snapped out of his peaceful stupor. "Kill the wee ones!"
Jack sighed, and he and Lock got into the hearse. They then left Mental Health Town for Halloween Town.
Meanwhile, back at the Boogey Boys' tree house...
"Curse you Heartless!" Poor Tim Burton. He had been playing Kingdom Hearts for the past two days, and he still couldn't get past the Tarzan level. Johnny Depp was sitting behind him as a backseat player.
"No, Tim, you need to kill the giant chameleon, and THEN kill Clayton." Johnny did his best to direct Tim through the game.
"HEY!" Tim looked indignant. Danny Elfman had been bear-trap patty-cake with Shock and Barrel while this whole ordeal was going on. He did his best to ignore them but then just had to say something. "Tim, it's my turn next time you die!"
"Nah ah!" Shock shrieked. "It's my turn!" Barrel decided to stay out of the argument this time; he had to let his hands heal from bear-trap patty-cake.
"I'm not going to die again Danny."
"Yes you are."
"How do you know?"
Shock looked at the TV screen. "You just got killed by one of those freaky monkey thingies. HAHAHAAAEEEHHEEE!" Shock and Danny lunged for the game controller. Johnny sat on the ground next to Barrel.
"SO, how do you play bear-trap patty-cake" Johnny asked innocently. Barrel grinned the creepy grin he inherited from Danny.
Jack and Lock pulled up by the tree house and Lock went on up in the make-shift elevator. Upon his arrival, everyone looked at the long-lost boy.
"How'd it go," Shock asked. She obviously didn't care; for she was plotting a way to kill Danny since he got to the game controller before she did.
Before Lock could answer, a loud "ARRRRRRRRGH!" could be heard in the corner of the tree house from Johnny. "I didn't think claymation bear-traps would hurt this much!" Barrel cackled and Tim helped Johnny pry his hands from the trap.
"Well, my oh-so twisted sister," Lock said as he began to sharpen a dagger, "I feel as thogh I worked out a lot of issues." As he finished his sentence, he hurled the dagger at Shock's head. Jack had snuck in at some point, like the sneaky sneaker he was, and caught the knife before it killed Shock. Jack just gave Lock an evil look and began to leave. Before he descended the tree house,, he shouted to Shock.
"Oh, Shock! Your appointment's next!" He hopped in his hearse and drove back to his mansion. Lock, Barrel, Danny, Johnny, and Tim pointed and laughed at Shock.
Lock, Barrel, Danny, Johnny, and Tim spent the next hour running all over town from Shock and her many spears of pointy doom.
(A/N: Hope you like it! Review if you want. It might not be as good as the other six though! Sorry!)
