UNFORTUNATE IDOL: Behind the Scenes

by xdellaforex

CHAPTER 3 IS UP!Carmelita can't hold a note, Violet won't stop twiching and Da Freaks don't know a song from toilet paper. But can they, accompanied by the moronic show host, her brother and other ASOUE characters, work together to put on the best UNFORT

1. The pooper scooper trooper

Chapter 1: The Pooper – Scooper Trooper

DUNCAN: Hi! I'm Duncan Quagmire; Here behind the scenes of Unfortunate Idol! Yippee! Right now I'm going to interview the host of the show Bridget!

DUNCAN: So Bridget, what is it like hosting a reality show?

BRIDGET: It's so great! I've always wanted to be a show host.

Suddenly, Bridget's brother, the camera guy, appeared from behind a plastic plant.

DUNCAN: Ahhh! - I always wondered why there was a plastic plant in the middle of the set!

The Camera Guy pointed at Bridget.

CAMERA GUY: No you haven't! You always wanted to be-.

BRIDGET: Don't you say a word!

CAMERA GUY: a super duper pooper-scooper trooper! MU-HA-HA!

DUNCAN: Really? Ha-ha!

Bridget's face turned bright pink.

BRIDGET: No! Of course not!

The Camera guy continued laughing.

BRIDGET: Oh yeah? Well you sound like an animal in labor when you laugh!

CAMERA GUY: No!

Duncan decided that things were going to get ugly.

DUNCAN: Okay…let's go meet one of the performers Sunny Baudelaire! After this commercial break.