Chapter 2: Run Duncan!
Duncan was walking in the parking lot, looking for Sunny's trailer.
DUNCAN: Hey look! There's Violet! Violet! Over here!
VIOLET: Hey Duncan! What's up?
DUNCAN: I was wondering if you know where Sunny's trailer is.
VIOLET: Oh yeah, in the right side of the parking lot…can't miss it.
DUNCAN: Thanks!
Violet couldn't be more right; Sunny's trailer was blasting loud music. He knocked and heard Sunny lower the music. She poked her little head out from behind the door.
DUNCAN: hey, Sunny! I was wondering if we could ask you a few questions.
SUNNY: Grrr.
Which meant Grr!
Duncan tried not to look as scared as he was. He knew Sunny could be vicious at times.
DUNCAN: Okay…got to get going. Bye!
He ran as if his life depended on it. When he made it back to the set he paused and took out a list from his pocket.;
DUNCAN: Okay! Now it's time to interview…Violet!
Some on that was not very important called Duncan.
NO ONE IMPORTANT: Actually you need to interview Carmelita Spats.
Duncan lied.
DUNCAN: Oh! I didn't know.
NO ONE IMPORTANT: Oh course you didn't. You're only the host of this behind the scenes special.
DUNCAN: Shut up! Or I'll tell every one about the time you had diarrhea at Barns and Noble!
NO ONE IMPOETANT: Gasp! No! Don't! Hey…wait a second! I never did diarrhea at a book store!
DUNCAN: Poop! I thought he'd fall for it!
NO ONE IMPORTANT: Are you getting paid to stand around?
DUNCAN: No Sir.
He tried to look as sorry as he could when he wasn't sorry on bit.
NO ONE IMPORTANT: That's what I thought. GO!
Duncan stood in front of Carmelita's trailer. Ugh.
DUNCAN: Ugh. I think this is Carmelita's –
He was interrupted by a flash of lighting and a boom of thunder that appeared behind Carmelita's trailer. When it stopped he could hear her rehearsing her song loudly. Duncan plugged his ears.
DUNCAN: UGH!
Once he realized that Carmelita wasn't going to stop any time soon he knocked on the door; loud.
Carmelita swung open the door with an evil expression on her face. The thunder and lighting appeared again.
CARMELITA: What do you want, Cakesniffer?
DUNCAN: Uh, I came to interview you.
Carmelita's face lit up as if the interview were going to end up in Young Hollywood Life or Teen Vogue.
CARMELITA: Come in!
When they went inside Carmelita sat on a chair so fuzzy it looked like an animal that would swallow her whole in seconds. Duncan thought. He wanted to make the interview as short as possible. He asked the first question that came to his mind.
DUNCAN: What's you're name?
CARMELITA: Carmelita, Duh! Are you stupid as well as cakesniffy?
That was when Duncan lost his self-control.
DUNCAN: Are you ugly as well as untalented?
Carmelita pounced to attack but Duncan was to fast.
CARMELITA: GRRRRRRR!
Duncan was out of there faster then you could say "the world is really, really, really, really, really…" Well, you get the point. Anyway…
CARMELITA: YOU CAKESNIFFER!
DUNCAN: Never!
They both stopped in there tracks.
CARMELITA: Say what?
DUNCAN: NEVER!
Carmelita gave him a super evil and confused glare.
DUNCAN: NEVER!
CARMELITA: What's with the never?
DUNCAN: I'm trying to add a dramatic touch!
CARMELITA: Whatever you cakesniffer!
They both started running again.
When they reached the studio again, Duncan almost crashed into a plastic plant. The Camera Guy popped out from behind it.
DUNCAN: Awesome!-I mean GASP!
CAMERA GUY: Get behind here!
Carmelita ran right past them.
CAMERA GUY: That idiotic boob.
Duncan stood up.
DUNCAN: Thanks.
CAMERA GUY: Wait! Carmelita will recognize you! Then she'll get you!
DUNCAN: Holy crapoli! You're right! Hmm….I have the perfect plan!
He ripped of his shirt to reveal…a Spiderman suit.
The camera guy had his eyes covered as if he were prepared for something nasty.
CAMERA GUY: Oh, sorry! I thought that-.
DUNCAN: Sh! Shut up! Carmelita is coming!
They heard Carmelita charging down the hallway.
CARMELITA: There you are cakesniffer!
CAMERA GUY: Run!
Duncan did as he was told.
He ran on the stage and through a curtain to find… a dead end. Carmelita was getting closer and closer so he climbed up the wall.
DUNCAN: I'M CLIMBING UP THE WALL!-wait…I'm climbing on the wall!
SOME STRANGE VOICE COMING OUT OF NOWHERE: Yes, you have climbed up the wall!
Duncan looked around in sheer terror.
DUNCAN: Who said that!
No one had answered as Carmelita had searched the dead end and found out that Duncan was no where to be found. Then Duncan faced the behind the scenes camera.
DUNCAN: we will interview Violet after this commercial break!