I hope you enjoy this next chapter! Sorry it's taken me so long to update!
- K's G
DUNCAN: Hey! I'm Duncan on the –
NO ONE OF MUCH IMPORTANCE: Skip the intro! Interview Violet Baudelaire!
DUNCAN: Gosh! Someone doesn't know classic introductions.
The guy just rolled his eyes as Duncan walked over to interview Violet.
DUNCAN: Does performing take a lot of hard work?
VIOLET: It takes a lot of hard work. Not just for the idols, but for everyone.
The interview was interrupted by Bridget, the show host who was screaming into a megaphone.
BRIDGET: ALL IDOLS REPORT TO THE STAGE…NOW!
As Bridget ordered; all idols came to the stage and were in a circle.
BRIDGET: Alright everyone; lets have a great rehearsal today.
She searched through her bag for her clipboard. While she was searching for it she pulled out the "usual" show host items.
A TV
A Elephant
A board game
A label maker…
ISADORA: A label maker?
BRIDGET: Well…you never know when you're going to need it.
ISADORA: Whatever.
A toilet brush
A bowl of cookies
A basket ball
A death ray…
BRIDGET: Aha! Here's my clipboard...Okay, Da Freaks?
Kevin, Colette and Hugo raised their hands. (A/N: I'm sure you remember them from The Carnivorous Carnival.)
BRIDGET: Kevin, where were you yesterday?
HUGO: He was getting a tube of Preparation H from Small-Mart.
Kevin elbowed Hugo hard in the ribs.
HUGO: Uh…I mean…LOOK...uh… IT'S BATMAN!
To everyone's surprise Batman actually was flying through the air.
Duncan, who really wasn't suppose to be there, jumped up and down.
Batman disappeared as fast as he came.
BRIDGET: Whoa…that was weird.
DUNCAN: Tell me about it, sister!
After Bridget gave Duncan a 'who the hell are you?' look, she went back to business.
BRIDGET: Anyway, Olaf's theater troupe can step on stage and rehears now!
The hook handed man (Fernald), the white faced women and the person who looks like neither a man nor a women got into a line on stage.
W.F.W #1: This line is WRONG! I MUST be in the middle!
She pushed past he sister.
FERNALD: No! We're going in size order.
W.F.W #2: You are both wrong! The tallest goes in the middle you stinky poops!
DUNCAN: Gasp!
VIOLET: Gasp!
FERNALD: Gasp!
W.F.W#1: Gasp!
Colette: Gasp!
HUGO: Gasp!
ISADORA: Gasp!
CAPTAIN WIDDERSHINS: Gasp!
SUNNY: CHEESE!
W.F.W #1 poked her sister.
W.F.W #1: DID YOU JUST CALL ME A STINKY POOP!
After a moment of arguing, Olaf's troupe began fist fighting.
Bridget stepped on the stage.
BRIDGET: QUIET!
Everyone turned to look at the furious host.
As Bridget began to yell, dramatic violin music was heard out of no where.
BRIDGET: I'm surprised in all of you! You can't do anything right! This troupe doesn't know your order; Carmelita can't hold a note even if it had a handle on it….
HUGO: also, Kevin doesn't know when to change his underwear!
Kevin elbowed his friend harder then before.
KEVIN: Will you shut your trap!
BRIDGET: QUIET YOU MORONIC CARNIVAL FREAKS! I now see that I have failed in finding the right unfortunate idol! (Here the music starts again) I have failed as a show host! Goodbye everyone!
Bridget stomped madly towards the door and shoved her infamous mega phone into her brother, the camera guy's, hands.
BRIDGET: Here! You be host now!
CAMERA GUY: Okay, why not?
The new host and the 7 idols stood in a circle, not sure of what to do. Sunny was the first to speak and stepped into the middle of the circle, causing the dramatic music to start again.
Sunny began to speak and everyone miraculously knew what she was saying.
SUNNY: How could we? Our host…our hard working host, willing to work with Carmelita even though she smelled like horse crap…has given up on us! We must be so ashamed! Think of all the things she did for us!
Before anyone could reply, sunny continued her speech.
SUNNY: Violet, when you got locked inside a port-o-potty, who saved you?
VIOLET: Some smelly plumber guy.
SUNNY: and Captain Widdershins, when you were busy navigating the Queequeg, who helped you on board?
CAPTAIN WIDDERSHINS: Fiona and Cookie.
SUNNY: Exactly! If we pretend that our host is some smelly plumber or an optimistic cookie, we just might be able to make this show the best show EVER!
Kevin had tears in his eyes and sniffled, trying to hold back tears due to Sunny's moving speech.
COLLETTE: Are you crying?
KEVIN: huh…uh…of course not! I'm….I'm a manly man!
Collette rolled her eyes as sunny returned to the rim of the circle and put her hand in the center.
SUNNY: Hands in!
Everyone followed suit and threw their hands in the air.
EVERYONE: YAHOOOOOOOOOOO!
DUNCAN: Go wild cats! Get cha head in the game!
Everyone started at him stupidly. "Huh?"
DUNCAN: Sorry….I just get over excited.
(A/N: I do not own any of the ASOUE characters…they are the work of Lemony Snicket. I also do not own the Wild Cats…that belongs to Disney inc.)