UNFORTUNATE IDOL: Behind the Scenes

by xdellaforex

CHAPTER 3 IS UP!Carmelita can't hold a note, Violet won't stop twiching and Da Freaks don't know a song from toilet paper. But can they, accompanied by the moronic show host, her brother and other ASOUE characters, work together to put on the best UNFORT

4. A earsplitting rehearsal

Here is Chappie 4! I hope you enjoy! I have updated two chappies in one day…A TREAT!

Also, once again, I don't own any of the ASOUE characters, or Darth Vader, he belongs to George Lucas. (I do own the song 'Push her in the Pit, by the way)

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Sunny's moving speech had inspired everyone to work harder. At this moment, Violet was rapping up her share of the rehearsal. The new host, The camera Guy, was sitting in a chair w/ the handy-dandy microphone.

CAMERA GUY: Violet, you did a great job, but when you actually perform…don't twitch your eye, and don't breathe so heavily…I know you're nervous but…you sound like Darth Vader.

VIOLET: Oh…okay.

Violet twitched.

Twitch.

Twitch.

CAMERA GUY: Next…Da Freaks, please come up on stage and rehearse.

Collette, Kevin and Hugo stepped on stage and the music played.

HUGO AND KEVIN: Push her in the pit, push her in the pit.

COLLETTE: Lions Roar!

HUGO AND KEVIN: LIONS ROAR!

COLLETTE: Begin' to be fed! We've gotta push her in!

KEVIN AND HUGO: Push her in! Pu-push her in!

COLLETTE: Oooooooooooooh!

As if this terrible and pointless song could not get any worse all 3 began to sing at once.

KEVIN AND HUGO: Push her in the pit (5x)

COLLETTE: Their begging' to be fed! Lions roar! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!

KEVIN AND HUGO: We got to push her in the pit! Push her in the pit! Yeaaaaaaah!

It was the most terrible song everyone in that room had ever heard. After the last five lines of doom in that song, everyone breathed a sigh of relief that they were still living.

CAMERA GUY: your screaming a tiny-weeny to bit too loud for the Microphone to handle.

"That's an under statement." Isadora murmured.

CAMERA GUY: I'm sorry to say it, but…you guys absolutely suck. The judges must have temporarily gone deaf when you 3 auditioned.

The freaks nodded acceptably, although it looked like Collette would burst into tears at any moment.

COLLETTE: Fine! I'll just lock my self in the cupboard under the stairs! Left to rot into nothing-ness! I'll never come out.

CAMERA GUY: There is no cupboard under the stairs….

Isadora whispered quietly to herself.

ISADORA: and if there was we'd nail it shut before you could come out.