XD Randy Dany River Bendy with Paul Two Feet Short on Top.

Wheee...

I am so perverted. ..

I also have writer's block.

BITE MEH! xP

I don't own them. Yeah.

HARUUUU, I WANT YOUR BOODYY! -squeal-

" I'M A SEX MACHINE! VROOM VROOM!" Sang Shigure, off-note.

"I CAN MAKE YOU SCREAM, VROOM VROOM!" Ayame joined him, waving his arms around.

"WE HAVE MEATY SPLEENS—OWWW!" Sang the both of them, laughing and joking around.

Kyo's eyebrow twitched in the background. "You promised we were going to the park, Shigure!" He yelled. "Damn you and your bullshit lies!"

Shigure turned around to get a better view of the redheaded boy. "Aww, calm down, Kyon-Kyon! Sing the Sexy Spleen song with us!" And with that, both Shigure broke into dance and a gallery of arm-gestures that would be deemed as inappropriate for children.

"I MAKE YO' MAMA SCREAM,

WITH MY SEXY SPLEEN.

BITCH, WHAT'S MY NAME?

DON'T PLAY THAT GAME,

I KNOW YOU WANT MY SEXY SPLEENNN!"

Shigure then began to play his oh s famous air guitar while Ayame shook his booty.

Hatori, who was trying his best to ignore the two finally caved in and snapped. "Shut the hell up, the both of you!"

Silence.

Kisa's voice was suddenly heard.

"I have to go again—

"NO! NO PISSING UNTIL WE GET TO THE AIRPORT!"

"Meep!" Kisa hid behind Tohru who looked at Hatori sadly.

"NOT THE AIRPORT, THE PARK!" Kyo spazzed.

"EVERYONE! SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

Silence.

"Good ol' black Haru" muttered Yuki in the background. He was getting a headache from all the yelling.

Haru winked at Yuki in the mirror and Yuki blushed and looked away quickly.

"Ohhhh!" Squealed Ayame. " Haru and Yuki, sittin' in a treee…"

"F-U-C-K-I-N-G!" Sang Shigure.

Yuki glared at Shigure. " YOU HAVE NO PROOF THAT WE'VE BEEN FUCKING SECRETLY IN THE TREE BY YOUR WINDOW!"

Haru grinned. "You know you like it, Yuki. Although, I know for a fact that Kyo is better in bed."

Kyo bushed. 'Feh."

Silence.

Ayame stared at his younger brother happily. "You're following in my footsteps!" He wiped an imaginary tear from his eye and turned to Shigure. "Let's make out!"

"Ooohhhkaii!"