Slayer Hunting
Part 3 Of Visionary
by Chaoseternus
Chapter 4: Caffeine
The gate shut with a kawhoosh behind the group as they laughing and groaning stepped into the corridors of the SGC.
Training, Hammond thought watching them, was supposed to be hard, gruelling, meant it drive you and exercise you. It wasn't supposed to make you arrive back on base with more energy than when you left, it wasn't supposed to be fun.
Hammond shrugged, but since when did SG-1 obey the rules? He grimaced, and since they got together with the Scooby's...
He shuddered, best warn the cafeteria to break out the decaf, it sounded like Willow was on her way there and Willow on an adrenaline rush and caffeine?
Even the systems lords would be afraid.
Hammond shot up straight, the conversation registering in his ears once more with a screech. Did Willow say she wanted triple Espresso's?
His face frozen in an expression of fear, Hammond dived for the phone, frantically barking orders.
Willow stepped backwards in shock at the unified shout of No! that threatened to rupture her eardrums.
"Okay, no triple espressos for Willow, shesh guys, not so loud next time okay?"
Glaring sharply at the redhead, the group set off down the corridors towards the Cafeteria once more, loudly tearing each others tactics for the mission apart.
"Colonel, would you have Judges on a real battlefield?" xander commented, exasperated.
"Well, no"
"So how is capturing Willow and forcing her to help you legal?" Xander continued, sensing victory.
"Easy" O'Neill smirked, he had the winning answer, he knew it, "she represented a local civilian we press ganged"
". hey!" O'Neill rubbed the back of his head where Buffy had clipped him one.
"How many civilians on other worlds would be happy being press ganged Colonel?" she asked, shooting O'Neill a challenging look.
"Very Few" Teal'c intoned when O'Neill declined to answer, then his eyebrows rose as he glanced towards the cafeteria.
Catching Teal'c's look, Buffy followed his gaze, her eyes widened and in a What the F voice, she said "Okay "
"Carter" O'Neill asked his voice calm and dangerously level.
"Yes Colonel"
"Could you please tell my why SG-9 and SG-3 have barricaded the cafeteria"
Carter blinked, glanced around at the barricade and the Marines who were doing their best to look serious and dangerous whilst holding up a series of hastily drawn placards bearing such slogans as No Espressos for Willow', this is a decaf zone' and no caffeine for witches' and mildly replied,"perhaps somebody wanted to stop Willow getting at any Caffeine"
Xander nodded, "Do you think they would mind if we went over and joined them?"
"Hey!"
Teal'c's eyes warmed, the only sign he was joking as he added, "Do you think they would be amenable to adding Doctor Jackson to the banned list?"
"Hey!"