Title: Riku, Rikku, and Riku Replica!

Author: KHobsessed-13

Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts or any of its characters! But I do own a cookie! Oh never mind. I ate it.

Author's Note: This fic is totally for laughs! I am not bashing any of these characters! I just thought this would be a fun idea for a fic! I hope you all like it!

You Stole My Name!

Riku's day started out just fine. Aside from the fact that Ansem the lunatic wouldn't leave him alone. Echoing through the halls of Hallow Bastion was the sound of two people bickering and fighting.

"Submit to darkness!"

"No!"

"Submit to darkness!"

"No!"

"Submit to darkness!"

"I said no!"

"Submit to-"

"Can you say anything else," an irritated Riku asked. Ansem stood there. "Well?"

"Sub-"

"Urg! Shut up!"

"Well like gosh Riku! No need to get moody!" Ansem said in a very girly voice. Riku's eye twitched.

"Um..."

"Ignore that.."

"Ok whatever. I don't need you to act like more of a freak!" Riku yelled. Ansem let out a gasp.

"That was so not nice! Fine! Then why don't I just let you hang around with two people I know you would get along with!"

"Meaning..."

"No time to explain! I need to get to cheer pratice!" Ansem said as he grabed some pom-poms.

"Wha?"

"You didn't hear anything! Bye!" With that Ansem left in a poof of smoke.

"The world is coming to an end. Next thing you know waffle loving moogles with take over the world." Riku said as he turned around to leave the castle. While walking down the hall he passed a mirror. Or so he thought it was a mirror. It was really a door frame but hwewould figure that out in a minute.

Riku stopped short at the 'mirror'. He could of swore for a second there that the mirror showed a different movement than his own. Riku slowly lifted his hand. The 'reflection' showed the same.

"This isn't a mirror," his reflection told him. Riku jumped back in surprise.

"What the heck?" he asked as his other self walked through the 'mirror'.

"This is a door you know. Not a mirror." he said to Riku. Riku stood dumbstruck at the being that looked just like him.

"Hiya! I'm Riku! Nice to meet you!" Riku Replica said and held out his hand.

"You can't be Riku! I'm Riku!" Riku said while pointing his thumb at his chest.

"Hey! Then you stole my name!"

"I did not! I was born before you!"

"Prove it!"

"When were you born?"

"Er...I was an experiment...so I was technically born only a few months ago."

"Wowo...then I'm older! You stole my name!"

"Whatever..."

"Wait? You were and experiment?"

Before Riku Replica could reply a girl with blonde hair jumped down in front of them.

"Hel-lo! What's up? Oooo twin hotties!" She exclaimed.

"Um...how did you get in here?" Riku asked.

"In where?" she replied back.

"Hollow Bastion."

"Oh! Not idea! I was talking to my cousin Yuna when all of a sudden 'Poof!' i'm here!" she said beaming.

"Uh...and you don't find that...odd?" Riku asked her.

"Nope! So since we are all here! What are your names?"

"I'm Riku!" Riku Replica told her.

"No! I'm Riku!" said Riku.

"No! I'm Rikku!" said the blonde girl. Both silver haired boys turned to her.

"Mocking people isn't nice." Riku Replica stated. The girl frowned.

"Who's mocking? I'm Rikku! R-I-K-K-U! Rikku!" she yelled happily. Her voice echoed throughout the castle.

"Oh..great" said Riku shaking his head. Riku Replica on the other hand seemed to be quite happy.

"Yay! More Rikus"

"Yay! Now we can go around calling eachother the same name!" Rikku shouted while beaming.

"Yeah!" Riku Replica agreed.

"Joy..." was Riku's reply.

"Ooooo lets go to Traverse Town!" Rikku said and she grabbed both Riku's arms and pulled them into a gummi ship.

"Ok...now how do you drive this thing?" she asked. The gummi ship turned on and the voice automated ship talked.

"What is your destinantion, Riku," it asked.

"Oh cool! It knows my name!" Rikku squealed.

"No. It knows my name. Not yours. Mine. This is my ship," Riku told Rikku as he sat down in the pilot's seat.

"Well since we have the same names it knows my name too! Hehe!" She giggled. Riku sighed.

"Well, off to traverse town now!" said Riku Replica as he sat down as well.

"Yay! I'm driving!" Rikku yelled and tried to take control of the controls.

"What! No your not!"

"Yes I am!"

"No you not!"

"Yeah-huh"

"Nu-uh"

"Yeah-huh"

"Nu-uh"

"Yeah-"

"Ok. I'm driving!" Riku Replica grabbed the controls pulled the other two away from them. They both sat back down pouting. "Wow. These buttons are complicated. I'm gonna but it on auto pilot." Riku Replica pressed a button and the engine started. Then he typed in their destination.

"Destination: Traverse Town. Please fasten your seatbelts and stay seated during flight." The gummi ship said.

"Yay! This is gonna fun!" said a very hyper and excited Rikku.

"We will reach destination in 20 minutes. That is as long as we do not get sucked in a black hole. Then we are all dead. But do not worry. Stats shows only an 80 percent chance of anyone dying on this flight. Enjoy your ride," the gummi ship said back to them. They all looked at eachother with horror struck faces.

"Crap," they all said in unison as the ship lifted and starting flying to Traverse Town.

A/N: Hiya! Please read and review! I wanna know what you thought of it! Flames will be used to make hot chocolate! XD The faster you review the faster I will update! XD