Title: Riku, Rikku, and Riku Replica!
Author: KHobsessed-13
Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts. If i did everyone would eat waffles!
Author's Note: Ok first off i have to say: SORRY X INFINITY! i haven't updated in months! SORRY! please forgive me! -bows- this chapter is extra long and funny 2 make up for it! Thank you so much for the reviews and please enjoy chapter 2!
Note: Translations will be in Italics.
Gah! The Confusion!
"Oh no! We are gonna die! We are gonna die," Rikku screamed in Riku Replica's ear, who feel on Riku. "We are gonna die! We are gonna die! We are gonna die! We are gonna die! Someone take control! Come on-"
"STOP YELLING IN MY EAR," Riku Replica yelled.
"Both of you stop yelling in my ear and GET OFF ME," Riku replied back. Riku Replica jumped off of Riku and grabbed the controls.
"What are we gonna do," he asked.
"There is an emergancy button! Rikku, click it! It's the red one," Riku commanded. Unfourtuantly both Rikku and Riku Replica thought he was talking to them and scrammbled for the button, bumping into eachother and falling back on Riku in the process. "I meant Rikku as in the girl. Now could you please click that stupid button and GET OFF ME!...AGAIN!"
"Heh, whoops sorry. Ok I see the button! I am going to click it," Rikku said and she slammed her hand onto the button. The gummi ship gave a lurch. A bright light and a loud buzzing sound started. The three covered their ears and closed their eyes from the blinding light. They felt the ship moving in different directions.
"Rikku, that doesn't help," Riku Replica yelled over the sound.
"What? I can't here you!"
"Pushing the button didn't help!"
"What?"
"I said-" Suddenly they felt the ship hit the ground. "-THAT PUSHING THE BUTTON DID NOT HELP!"
"OW!" Riku and Rikku yelled back at Riku Replica. He opened his eyes to see that the light was off and he noticed the siren stopped.
"Oops. Did I yell that after the siren stopped?"
"Yeah," Riku and Rikku said while glaring at him.
"Ok let's get out of this ship," Rikku said. The three of them walked outside and their jaws dropped.
"Oh my god! Your joking," Riku shouted while throwing his arms up in the air. "We almost get killed to end up back here?"
"Ok now what," Riku Replica said as he looked around at: dun dun dun! Hallow Bastion!
"Kupo!" They turned around to see a moogle standing two feet away and staring at them.
"What the..." Rikku asked in confusion.
"Kupo! I am Mr. Minty Moogle," it said in a english accent. "Enjoy your mint!" It handed them a pack of Tic-Tacs and flew away with its little wings.
"Wow. That was probaly the most random thing that has ever happened to me in my life." Riku stated.
"Yeah...yay mints!" Rikku shouted in joy. She popped 3 mints into her mouth at once. "Ok, so what are we gonna do now?"
"I have no idea...we need a new gummi ship." said Riku.
"Yeah. One that won't try to kill us," Riku Replica agreed.
"I wish I had a book to read while we are here. Like D N Angel!" Rikku annouced to the other two.
"D N Angel," Riku Replica asked.
"Yeah! It's a manga! Created by Yukiru Sagisaki! It's characters are Daisuke, Dark-"
"Dark?"
"Yes Dark! It's his name!"
"Ok, whatever"
"Daisuke, Dark, Satoshi, Krad, Risa, and Riku are the main characters!"
"Wait...did you say Riku?" Riku asked.
"Yes Riku."
"What?"
"Huh?"
"I'm not in a manga."
"No you aren't"
"But you just said I was"
"Riku is in the manga!"
"No, I'm not!"
"Not you! Riku!"
"What?"
"No no no! Riku is a girl!"
"Your a girl?"
"No! I'm a guy!"
"No! Not you! Riku Harada!"
"Your last name is Harada?"
"No! It is not!"
"NO YOU IDIOTS! In the manga there is a girl named Riku Harada!" Rikku yelled in frustration.
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!" Both guys said.
"Could you confuse us more?" Riku Replica said sarcasticly.
"Yes I could!" Rikku grinned. "Yht E drehg E femm" (And I think I will)
"What?"
"Ry ry! Oui lyh'd ihtancdyht sa!" (Ha ha! You can't understand me!)
"What is she saying!"
"I don't know! It's not english!"
"Of course it's not english! If it was we would know what she is saying!"
"Ur so kut drec ec cu vih! Oui cruimt caa ouin vylac!" Rikku laughed. (Oh my god this is so fun! You should see your faces!)
"Uhhhhhh"
"Gosh! I was confused enough as it was! Now she isn't speaking english! It sounds german or something!"
"Kansyh? Bcr, hu! Drec ecYm Prat!" (German? Psh, no! This is Al Bhed!)
"Uhhhh. How about since we can't understand her, we just leave and look for a new gummi ship?"
"Ok that works! Bye Rikku!"
"Fryd? Oui kioc!" (What? You guys!)
"Bye Rikku!" The two boys ran off.
"Oui zangc! E'mm cbayg ahkmecr huf ug?" (You jerks! I'll speak english now ok?)
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"Geez, you guys didn't have to run off without me," Rikku glared.
"And you didn't have to start speaking in some weirdo language," Riku argued back.
"It's not some weirdo language! It's Al Bhed! I happen to be Al Bhed thank you very much!"
"Ok can we find a gummy ship now?" Riku Replica asked.
"Yeah but where?"
"Oh I know! We can ask the magic Genie!" Rikku pulled out a golden lamp-thingy-yeah...
"Where did you get that?" Riku raised and eyebrow.
"I don't know. The author of this story just gave it to me to use for chapter 2..."
"Okay...O.O..." Both Riku's gave her the weirdest look they could muster.
"This chapter is weird..." Riku Replica pointed out.
"Yeah well the author is weird.." Riku replied.
"Hey! I totally resent that! I'm perfectly normal! NORMAL! Think otherwise and my moogle minons will eat you with their waffle powers! BEWARE!" some random voice shouted from nowhere. (A/N: -cough-cough-
"Um...yeah this chapter is defaintly weird," Riku mummbled. The others nodded in agreement.
"Ok so now to rub the magic lamp! Genie, come on out!" Rikku started to rub the lamp. It glowed and a pink cloud came out.
"HELLO! WHO AWAKENED THE GREAT GENIE?" Genie came out with an evil look in his eyes.
"Er..." All of our Riku's said.
"Oh it's just a bunch of kids. Hey waz up my homies?" Genie said while acting like his usual self...sorta of...
"Um...hi. We get 3 wishes right?"
"Cuz we summoned you!"
"That's right! 3 wishes! 1-2-3! Anything you want! Just follow the rules: I can't make someone fall in love with you. I can't kill anyone. And I can't make 'ya immortal. Oh! And I can't make waffles rule world if there are any other weirdos who want to ask?"
"Hey! I heard that," the same random vioce shouts.
"So what's wish number one?" Genie said with a big grin on his face.
"We need a gummi ship" Rikku told him.
"Hrm...that's an odd wish. But ok! One gummi ship coming right up!" exclaimed Genie. There was a puff of smoke as Genie casted the wish.
"Um...what is this?" Riku Replica questioned, picking up a 'gummy' ship.
"It's a gummi ship! Like you wished for!"
"No. This is a GUMMY ship! As in a little gummy candy on the shape of a ship!" Riku glared.
"Oh well what did you mean?"
"We want a ship! An actual ship that can fly to others worlds. Can you give us that?" Rikku reasoned.
"Oh well sure! Why didn't you ask for that in the first place?" Genie swished his hands foward and a gummi ship appeared out of the pretty blue smoke. Oh it's magic!
"Cool! Finally!" Rikku shouted and threw her arms in the air. "All aboard the Gummi-Express! Where it goes no one knows! Or cares! Genie get back in your lamp! I get to pilot!"
"Oh know you don't!"
"Oy..." Riku said as he followed them into the gummi ship. It lifted off the ground and they flew away! yay!
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Author's Note:
Well I finally finished chapter 2! Thank my best friend Heather (Sorasgirl333) for threatening not to update her stories to get me to write it lol.
Sorry I didn't update ealier everyone. The idea for Riku, Rikku, and Riku Replica just came to my mind one day so I typed and posted it. It was such a hit. I didn't expect on it to be so I had like no ideas. But there's chapter 2! I would love it if you all review! Thanks everyone! .