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First Up is Naruto! MWHAHAHAHA!

"Know your stars. Know your stars. Know your stars."

"Naruto Uzumaki...he hates ramen."

Naruto's eyes widened. "No I don't! I LOVE RAMEN!"

"Naruto Uzumaki...he kisses a picture of Sasuke before he goes to bed."

"A...ARE YOU CRAZY? I DO NOT! I HATE SASUKE HATE HIM!" Naruto screamed.

"Oooo kissy kissy baby. Mwah Mwah!"

"STOP IT!"

"Oh Sasuke my name is Naruto and I wanna get freaky in da bed with you!"

"SASUKE DON'T LISTEN TO HIM! IT'S NOT TRUE!"

Sasuke's head peeks out from the door while wearing a playboy bunny outfit. "It's not?"

"NO!"

"oh...ok" he leaves disappointed.

the voice continued. "Naruto Uzumaki...he thinks that Hinata has big boobies."

Naruto's face turned red from anger. "I DO NOT THINK THAT!"

"Ooooo you know ya wanna rub butter on them." the voice cackled.

"NO! I HATE YOU!"

"Naruto Uzumaki...he stole Sakura's bra so that he could wear it himself."

"W...what...THAT WAS ONLY ONECE!" Naruto confessed.

"So...was it uniwire?"

"Um...yes...no wait WHY AM I TELLING YOU?"

"Because you wanna rub butter on Hinata's boobies!"

"I TOLD YOU I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT YOU PERVERT!"

"Rubba dub dub! Sasuke's in da tub! Wanna join him?"

"YOU STUPID NARATOR! WHEN I FIND YOU I'M GONNA BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU!"

"Ooooo I'm soooooooo scared! What'cha gonna do? Rub butter on my nipples too? Man Naruto you have a sick obsession with that salty creamy stuff!"

Naruto is starting to get very very angry.

The voice was getting a kick out of this. "Tell ya what, how bout if you give me one of Sakura-chan's bras I may give you an a ticket to uranus! How does that sound? heh heh.."

"Hey yeah! I always wanted to go to...hey wait a minute!" he finally caught on.

"Naruto Uzumaki...licks the toilet after when Kakashi uses it."

"EEEEEWWWWW! YOU SICK BASTARD!"

"Do you enjoy eating Kakashi's Coco Puffs? AHAHAHAHAHA" the voice was laughing so hard.

"HELL NO! I NEVER EVEN DID THAT YOU LIAR! KISS MY ASS!"

"Naruto Uzumaki...he wants men to kiss his ass...that gay-wad!"

"IT"S AN EXPRESSION! IT MEANS TO F OFF!"

"Aww...you hurt my feelings. Boo Hoo." the voice sniffed. "All I wanted to do was make friends and rub butter..."

"THAT'S IT I'M OUT OF HERE!" Naruto left the building.

The voice was silent then said "I guess he joined Sasuke in da tub after all. That sneaky bastard."

next up is Sakura

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