Ok Here's Sakura's turn to be tortured! MWHAHAHAHA
"Know your stars. Know your stars. Know your stars."
"Sakura Haruno, she thinks Sasuke is the ugilest person she ever met."
"W...WHAT! OF COURSE NOT! HE'S SEXY!" Sakura yelled.
"Sakura Haruno...she thinks Ino is a total hottie."
"HELL NO! I'M WAY BETTER LOOKING THEN THAT PIG!"
"Sakura Haruno...she picks her nose when no one is watching!"
Sakura picking her nose. "...ACK! OMG! YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT!"
"Oh? But we did...nose picker."
Sakura blushed. "I hade a itch! I wasn't picking boogers! I'M SERIOUS!"
"Sakura Haruno...eats her own boogers."
"I TOLD YOU I DON'T PICK MY NOSE! BOOGERS ARE GROSS!"
"Whatever you say...booger eater!" the voice chuckled.
"ARE YOU HARD OF HEARING?"
"Sakura Haruno...she wants to see Chouji wearing a thong!"
"EEEWWWWW! NO WAY! THAT'S TOTALLY DIGUSTING!"
"Wanna see it?"
Sakura stamped her foot. "OF COURSE NOT!"
All of a sudden a picture of Chouji in a thong comes on the screen.
Sakura screamed. "OMG! MY EYES ARE BLEEDING!" Blood squirted from her eyes.
"Wasn't that sexy?"
"NO! OH MY I NEED A DOCTOR!"
"Sakura Haruno...is about to be eaten by angry naked lepprachans!"
Sakura tried whipping her eyes. "WHAT!"
Angry naked lepprachans came out of the room and dragged Sakura. "Ooooo FOOD!" said the one lepprachan.
"EEEK! SOMEBODY HELP ME! THERE PENISES ARE ATTACKING ME!" Sakura screamed but then the screaming stopped when they left the room.
the voice thought for a moment. "Hmm...will I get sued for this?...who cares! MWHAHAHAHAH!"
Next will be our favorite Uchiha...Sasuke!
Please review and no flames!