Ok Sasuke is ready to be critisized! That poor soul
"Know your Stars. Know your Stars. Know your stars."
"Sasuke Uchiha...is married to Orchimaru!"
"Eww... that Micheal Jackson wanna-be? No way!" Sasuke said disgusted.
"Sasuke Uchiha...likes to dance to Kelly Clarkson music in his underwear!"
"WHAT! I DO NOT! HOW DARE YOU!...actually I listen to Hilary Duff."
"...ok then..." the voice said.
"Sasuke Uchiha...likes to watch barney naked."
"NO! THAT'S ITACHI! ITACHI!"
Itachi is watching barney naked. "Oh Barney you are a gay man's dream come true!"
"We didn't need to see or hear that." Sasuke said.
The voice tried to get the scary thoughts out of his head. "Sasuke Uchiha...likes to play with his own wee wee."
"NO! WHATEVER THOSE PEOPLE WHO THINK I'M GAY SAID WAS NOT TRUE!"
"Yaoi fans never lie." the voice said. "Sasuke Uchiha...is in love with Naruto Uzumaki."
Sasuke's face turned bright red. "N...NO! WHY ARE YOU TORTURING ME?"
"Because we want to see you play with your wee wee."
"YOU ARE A SICK MAN! CHILD MOLESTER!"
"Why thank you for the complement!"
"AAUGH!" Sasuke ran away.
The voice smiled. "He'll be back. He always comes back...sniff sniffle...oh I hope he comes back..."
Kakashi is the next runner up.
I kinda feel bad for Sasuke though...oh well