Hi people! Thank you so much for the reviews! I'm here to answer questions...
The Rebel Goddess: You'll find out who's the narrator at the last chapter! It has Gaara!
Sasukesbotan: All the characters are being tortured not just Sasuke! I have nothing against him but the narrator in the story is going to be punished at the end so Sasuke will get his share. If this story is too gross for you then you don't have to read it!
Ok on to Kakashi!
"Know your stars. Know your stars. Know your stars."
"Kakashi Hatake...his middle name is stinky."
Kakashi blinked. "No it's not! My middle name is..." car passes by. "But they always call me just Kakashi!"
"Kakashi Hatake...he wants to make love to my grandma!"
"WHAT THE HELL! EWWWW! I HATE OLDER WOMEN!"
"Ooooo I know you fantasize about her! Ooo her moldy feet...those saggy boobs oh that turns you on!"
"NO! YUCK! YOU'RE DISGUSTING!"
"Kakashi Hatake...he doesn't eat his vegetable even when his mommy tells him to."
"N...NOT TRUE!...DON'T TELL ME MOMMY AUGH!" Kakashi screamed.
"Kakashi Hatake...he thinks the "Come Come Paradise" books are for losers!"
Kakashi frowned. 'No I don't! Their awsome! I read them all the time!"
"So I guess that makes you are loser then."
"No I'm not!"
"loser!"
"I'm not!"
"Loser Loser Loser!"
"STOP IT!"
"Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooser!"
"CUT IT OUT!"
"Kakashi Hatake...is voted the biggest loser in all of Konoha."
"I DON'T HAVE TO PUT UP WITH YOUR SHIT!"
"Kakashi Hatake...his best friend is a can of shit!"
"HOW DARE YOU!"
"Kakashi Hatake...is naked just for his fan girls!"
"I'M NOT NAKED!" he tugs on his jacket. "SEE? I'M WEARING A JACKET!"
All of a sudden rabid Kakashi fangirls came rushing in. "THERE HE IS! GET HIM!" one said.
"KAKASHI-KUN!" the fangirls tackled him.
"ACK! HELP SOMEBODY HELP! I'M BEING MALD BY FANGIRLS!" he cried for help but they dragged him off stage.
the voice was whistling. "Oh I'm sorry did you say something? I geuss not! HAha!"
Ino will be right after Kakashi! NO FLAMES!