I'm sorry Fire Blazing Chan S.E I didn't know someone already did this! But don't worry I won't copy!
Ino is now in da hot seat :D
"Know your stars. Know your stars. Know your star."
"Ino Yamanaka...she secretly shaves her mustash (A/N can't spell that word)
Ino glared. "I don't have a mustash!"
"Then that means you shaved it!"
"I NEVER SHAVED!"
"We know you shaved!"
"I DON'T SHAVE!"
"Dang that means your going to be a hairy ape! Wanna banana? Ooo Ooo Ah Ah!" the voice makes ape noises.
"F... YOU!"
"Ino Yamanaka...she has Rock Lee's dead body hidden in her closet!"
"NO I DON'T! I DID NOT MURDER ROCK LEE!"
"You're lieing! The lie detector test showed that you just lied!"
Ino looks around. "Where's the lie detector test? I don't see one!"
The voice snicker. "Sorry I lied!"
"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!"
"EEKKK! OH NO INO THE ROCK LEE MURDERER STRIKES AGAIN!"
"GRRR!"
"Ino Yamanaka...she is related to a bag of cheetos!"
Ino was confused. "Uh...that made no sense at all."
Chouji came in and started to worshipp her. "Oh great cheeto princess!"
"Eww go away Chouji!" Ino pulls a lever and Chouji fell in a trap door. "Hm...now if only I can trap that voice in there..."
"Ino Yamanaka...she has no chance of ever stopping me! BWHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Oh yeah..?"
"Yeah! Ino Yamanaka...likes to stick mud in her diaper and say "Kalokokooooo!"
"Alright now your being extremely stupid and...I DO NOT WEAR A DIAPER!"
"Hurray for Huggies"
"SCREW YOU!"
"Ino Yamanaka...will you go out with me?"
"NO! YOU ARE A BIG FAT FREAKING GAY JERK!"
The voice made a sniffling noise and then shouted. "THEN YOU ARE PUNISHED!"
She stuck her tongue at the voice. "What'cha gonna do?"
Then the police came busting down the door. "Ino Yamanaka you are underarrest for murdering Rock Lee and molesting innocent blueberry pies!"
Ino had handcuffs on her. "WHAT? BUT THOSE PIES WERE NOT INNOCENT!"
"Yeah well tell it to the judge bub!"
Then the police cars took her away.
The voice grew quiet. "I'm all alone...KEWL!" then he sang "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star"
Poor Ino...I mean poor blueberry pies! sniffle...Oh well PLEASE NO FLAMES! And if you think this story is gross then don't read or review! I already know it's a pervert gross story! No need to remind me! Ok Chouji is next!