A/N Warning. This and All chapters contain the insane works Of Kage Youkai and her insane mind. She will not be held responsible for anyone going insane in the reading of this fanfic. (Just Joking )
Kagome had never run so fast in her life. Bankotsu was right on her heels, grinning like the madman he was. "OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT!" she kept repeating, furiously pumping her legs. "DAMMIT! STOP YOU STUPID WENCH!" she heard Bankotsu scream, and she went back to phsyco mode. Whipping around, she stopped and Bankotsu nearly slammed into her. Her hands moved fast, grabbing his neck to strangle him. "God...dammit...woman...calm...down!" he said between trying to breathe and struggle. He finally managed to push her off, but her eyes still glowed omonisly. "Bankotsu..." she deadpanned. "I'M GOING TO FUKING MURDER YOU!" she screamed, attacking him again. She swung a fast punch, and managed to grab a stick, beating the poor mercenary to an attempted pulp. She furiously swung, and Bankotsu managed to grab her arm. "Alright, psycho...let's calm down." He said, attempting to soothe her. "Psy...cho? I'LL SHOW YOU A PSYCHO!" Kagome attempted to attack again, but slowly her exhaustion caught up with her and she collapsed onto him. Bankotsu recovered from his shock as her tears began to soak his haori. Sighing, he picked her up off of him. But what he thought might help unfourtunatley re-ignited the flame. "Dammit woman. Stop your pathetic crying and wailing over nothing. I'm sure it couldn't have been bad enough for you to wail like that." He said firmly, not expecting the hand that lashed out at his face. "I HATE YOU! It's all your (sob) fault! All because you were a horny bastard!" she yelled. "My fault? Just cause the you can't handle the mutt, doesn't mean you should blame it on me.
How very unbecoming of a Miko." he said, wagging a finger in her face playfully. But to his horror, her crying increased tenfold. "I KNOW I'm a useless miko! But everyone has to point it out! Why can't you all leave me alone! I hate it here! I HATE YOU! I hate Inu no Baka, and Kikyo, Naraku...I HATE IT ALL!" she was thrashing. Bankotsu stared at her weirdly. She was falling off the edge of sanity. He then grinned. Maybe he could use this to his advantage. All he nedded was Naraku's help, and the cooperation of the Shichinintai. He grinned wickedly now, It would all work out, and Inu no baka and his pathetic friends would die at the hands of their beloved miko.
Kagome had passed out from exhaustion hours back, and Bankotsu stared at her boredly. What happened to all the fun? Being a little selfish, he decided to pour river water on her. She screamed repeatedly, using profanities that Bankotsu had never heard of. "Somebody's not a morning person. " he said with a grin. Kagome glared hard. "Oh, and I suppose twelve midnight is morning?" she asked. "Eh, close enough." he said, smirking. Kagome decided to see if it was actually possible to wipe his smirk off his face, as she quickly slapped him in the face angrily. "I'll fucking kill you in your sleep if you ever do this again." Kagome ground out through clenched teeth. Bankotsu grinned cheekily (something that really pissed off Kagome) and pretended not to care, when really, the first though was...'Oh, shit. Personal note to self. Never fall asleep around crazy girls looking for revenge.'
Kagome sighed, early in the morning she had risen to make her escape. She glanced over at the sleeping Bankotsu. 'He looks so peaceful' she thought. She was much calmer now, having screamed all of her emotions out at the poor mercenary. Now she felt horrible. 'Damn PMS.' she thought irratably, tiptoeing out of the quiet hut.
"HOME FREE!" She yelled happily, once she was at a safe distance from Bankotsu. "Now, to find Inutrasha." she said, reverting back to a bad mood. She needed to get home and calm down. Sighing, she began her trek back to Kaede;s village, unknowingly already hoplessly lost.
END!
Short but sweet! (Not) Anyway, the Inu gang will come in soon and you get to see how they react to Kag's dissapearence and Inu's er...explanation. And his dumbass solution. Until then!