Disclaimer: Once again, I don't own Cowboy Bebop.

(Narrator): When we last left Da Bebop crew, Spike and Faye met eachother near a gambling casino. Now, Spike and Faye are walking near a yellow couch inside Da Bebop. Faye sits down on the couch. Faye crosses her legs on the cou-

"Um, Spike, what the hell is that voice?" Faye asked. "Oh, I just tell it to shut up and it does. It's like my personal bitch." "Uh, okay..."

Faye lights a cigarette. Faye puffs on the cigarette.

"Shut up!" Spike and Faye screamed in unison.

Sorry...

"There you are?" Jet said. "I've been waitin' a long time again...what were you guys doin' that took so long?" "N-nothing of any importance." Spike responded.

"Alrighty, cause we got a bounty and a huge one at that!" "Sounds interesting, but what are we gonna do about this small fry?" Spike whispered. "Handcuff her to my bed...I mean the ship. We'll deal with her later." Jet quietly replied.

(Narrator): And so, Spike did just that.

"Jackasses! I can't believe their just going to leave me here like this." Fortunately for her, she has a lock pick and proceeded to pick the lock on the handcuffs. "There, that should do it. Hm, I wonder if they got any money around here?" Faye then proceeded to search for any money (or lack there of) present on the ship. She found some money hidden under Jet's bed but it was only enough to buy her gas money for her ship, the Red Tail. "Well, time to dipse!"

(Narrator): In the meanwhile our pathetic excuse for heroes are searching for the next bounty. A man named...oh, who gives a shit about what his name is? Spike looks for the drug addict and winds up with a dog (blah, blah, blah).

"Aw, Spike, look at the cute little doggie! Can we keep him?" Jet exclaimed (in his the most feminine voice ever).

"You know I hate dogs, kids and lesbians."

"Yeah, but look at it's face. It's just so cute." Indeed, the dog was cute. The colors of its fur are light brown and white. It has stubby little legs and pointed ears that stand erect on its head.

"Spike, please let me keep her. I'll take good care of her." Jet pleaded.

"Okay, you can keep her...so what are you gonna call the little mutt anyway?"

"Let's call her...Ein."

"Ein, what the hell kind a name is that?" "Hey, watch it tight-ass! It was my grandma's name." "Fine, let's just get outta here."

Spike and Jet arrived at Da Bebop and not at all happy with what they found. They found that the whole ship was ransacked. "That whore, she just took the money and left!" Jet yelled angrily. "She'll be back." Spike stated confidentially. "Why do ya say that?" Jet questioned.

"Cause I got her panties."

Author's Note: Well, I hope to get some ideas from you guys on what my next chapter should be. By the way, dipse means bounce.