Disclaimer: I still don't own Cowboy Bebop.

(Narrator): The evening seemed some what queit in Da Bebop. Well, minus the yelling that could be heard from a distance.

"You were supposed to keep em' alive you idiot!" Jet yelled.

"She was alive until..." Spike responded.

"Until what?"

"N-nothing..."

"Spike, you weren't singing were you?"

"What, ofcourse not! When have you ever heard me sing?"

"Well, there was this one time I caught you singing to Cher...oh and Madonna too...and then Britney Spears..."

"Okay, I was singing damn it! But that wouldn't kill someone."

"Obviously you don't know the sound of your own voice."

As the two men were agruing Ed propped her head up. Neither of them realizing that she was awake."Ohhhh, can Ed join in on the debate too!"

Jet seemed quite surprised. "Woah, you're awake!" As well as Spike but for a different reason. "Woah, you know the word debate!"

"Ed has no time for sleeping. Ed wants to see ponies!"

"Um, Spike, there's something wrong with this boy."

"That's just it...she's not a boy."

"Are you sure?"

"Yeah, I was totally feeling her up on the way here."

"...You sick bastard..."

Just then, a woman's voice was heard in the hallways. A sensual sounding voice which could only mean that it was the one and only Faye Valentine. "Did someone call my name?" Faye smiled through her teeth.

"What the hell are you doin' here?" Jet questioned.

"Your the one who called me by my other name. You know...sick bastard."

"You're not wanted here,so get lossed! By the way, did you get that name by giving two dollar blowjobs?" Spike barked.

" Why are you being so hurtful? Don't you love me anymore?"

"I don't remember saying that."

"I see..then you probably won't remember when I do this." Faye reached over and grabbed Spike's head as she pulled his body closer. Then she placed her lips softly on his and began to kiss him. "There, that wasn't so bad. Alright, you're boring me. I'm gonna go take a shower."

But greedy and needy Spike wanted more. "Can I join?"

All the while poor Jet had to be a witness to such tension. "Hey, I'm here now!" Jet reminded.

"Oh, I like it better when people watch." Faye giggled.

"So...is that a yes...or..." Spike asked.

"My darling, that's a...HELL NO!" As Faye was shouting she slammed the bathroom door and proceeded to take a shower.

"You know what then? Don't use our fucking shower!" Spike turned his head towards Jet. "That's not right is it? For a girl to use a man's shower?"

"Well, not that kind of girl...but any other kind. Besides, You always have your sweetheart." Jet replied.

"And my sweetheart is who?"

"You know...Julia."

"Who is Julia?"

"The woman that you always bitch about in your boring dreams."

"Really, is she hot?"

"I guess it's a matter of taste. I never met the broad."

"Fuck, Jet, I think I used to know a Julia!"

"...I just told you that..."

"This fucker named Vicious was screwing her behind my back!"

"...Yes you idiot..."

"Now I remember that I'm supposed to kill that bastard! Oh, thanks man! If it weren't for you mentioning your sweetheart Julia, I wouldn't be able to remember that my Julia was with him."

"Dumbass..." Jet sighed.

"Thanks again...I'm gonna kill the bastard."

"Can I come?" Faye asked.

"Ugh...HELL NO!" Spike spat.

"Ed, I need you to do me a favor?"

"And what can Ed do for Spike-person?"

"I know this is a stretch but look up the name Julia for me."

"Can do!" Ed quickly skipped over to the computer and hacked her way inside a bounty database. Then she searched for a name under Julia and a description that Spike was giving her. To Spike's surprise, the Julia he was searching for had appeared. "That's impossible. I mean...she isn't supposed to be on here. It just isn't supposed to be that easy."

"What, you think somethin's up?" Jet questioned.

"No. I know something is up. I mean, it even has where she is and the map to get there!"

"Yeah, but...where did Faye go?" Jet looked around but could not find any trace of her.

"Oh fuck!" Spike responded.

"Oh fuck what?"

"I know exactly where she went. I'll be back!"

"Spike...wait...dinner's been sittin' here for hours and no one has touched it! I swear, I slave for you and you just treat me like this! Good for nothing!"

"...I'll be back. Besides, your food tastes like you stuck your finger in your ass then put it in a bunch of noodles."

"You don't have to be mean..."

"See ya around Jet!"

(Narrator): With that word Spike climbed into his ship to go search for any answers to his past he could find, because he is a pain in the ass and this story has to continue with some sort of conflict. But what exactly could be in store for our anti-hero? Hey, in Da Bebop world...you never know.

Author's note: Anyone in the mood for a little Vicious? Come on...anyone? ::Crickets:: Fine, be that way! Oh, and the next chapter WILL have Vicious in it. Review please, I could use some ideas!