"Hey Bastion! Sing that song you like!" said Chazz in art as he tried to draw Zane's face on the sheet of paper in front of him.
"Okay!" said Bastion. "BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY! BILL, BILL, BILL, BILL, BILL!"
"Noooo, Bastion, sing the other song!" said Chazz smiling evily.
"Oh, that song!" Bastion corrected himself. "BILL NYE THE SEXY GUY! Mmmm...BILL, BILL, BILL, BILL!" Bastion sang and very time he said "Bill" he slapped his butt. The classroom burst out laughing.
"SHAKE IT BASTION YOU SEXY THANG!" exclaimed Jaden. Everything got really quiet.
Chumley whispered in Chazz's ear. "He's even worse back at the dorm. He humps AIR!" Chazz snorted loudly and you know when someone does that, you're like, dying to know what's so funny.
"Chazz! I'm dying to know what's so funny!" exclaimed Jasmine.
"You don't wanna know...," said Chazz looking at Chumley. "Trust me you don't!"
"Come on!" Alexis begged. "I'll be your girl friend!" Alexis raised her eye brows up and down.
"Umm, Alexis...," Chumley said smiling weakly, "It'll gross you out!"
"Shut up Chumley, you probably don't know what Chazz is talking about!" said Jasmine. Jaden sat astride a chair and pretended like he was riding a horse, but the scene looked worse than you'd might expect.
"THE DUDE HUMPS...things!" Chazz said pointing to Jaden.
"Ugh...Jaden, STOP! That's sick!" said Zane.
"What's sick, does it look like I'm throwing up or something?" asked Jaden.
"No it's...what your doing...it's...," Alexis tried to say.
"What?" demanded Jaden.
"LOOK WHAT YOUR DOING!" said Chumley.
"WHAAAT!"
Dr. Crowler and Professor Banner was lucky enough to overhear. "BOYS WHAT IS GOING ON!"
"It's Jaden!" said Zane.
"What is Jaden doing that's making such a commotion?" asked Banner.
"Dr. Crowler and Professor Banner, while us NORMAL students were trying to ENJOY ourselves with our artwork and Jaden Yuki's over here making out with freakin' chair!" said Chazz.
"Pharoah! Sheild your eyes!" exclaimed Banner putting his hands on his cat's face.
"What is it Professor?" asked Jaden still pretending he was riding a horse.
"Jaden you know that there are NO sexual themes allowed to be performed on school premisis! I don't know what's gotten into you?"
"SEXUAL THEMES?" said Jaden.
"He means, quit humpin' the chair, Kid!" Dr. Crowler muttered in Jaden's ear.
"Um, Professor Banner, what makes you think I'm doing this so called 'humping'?" asked Jaden.
"TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME!" Banner screamed like a girl and began running out the door. Pharoah mewed curiosly. Crowler rolled his eyes and simply said.
"Detention, Jaden! After Art! For making Banner scream like a girl and put me in a bad mood."
After both teachers left Jaden still felt curious.
"Gee, that Crowler is something!" said Jaden. "He knows how to lay the law on you for no reason!"
"That's the staff at Duel Academy for you!" said Bastion.
"Anyway, Zane you've been here a long time, what were the teachers like when you first came?" asked Chazz making Zane's face as big as possible on his paper and putting a green snot bubble coming out of his nose. Chazz sneered and chuckled evily while Chumley was nearly dying from trying not to burst out laughing.
"Make sure his face takes up the WHOOOLE page now, Chazz," Chumley sniggered.
"Well, back when, when the school was new, me and John Love Jr., his daddy was a German, see..." Zane said.
"Just get to the dueling!" said Chazz.
"Well, we used to... used to duel all the time, but we didn't have fancy duel disks, we had to use...DUEL MATS AND CALCULATORS!" said Zane, his eyes widening. The class gasped and Syrus fainted, with his head resting dramatically over his forehead.
"Oh, my gosh...I feel so sorry for you." Alexis said, near tears.
"Yes, it was bad times, boys, bad times, but we made it through all right...well then I had to cut out my own appendix to help me win a duel...," Zane said solemly hanging his head.
"Really?" asked Jaden. "Can I...can I see the scars?"
"EWWWW NOOOO!" said Zane. "Are you perverted or something!"
"What's a pervert?" asked some random Ra Yellow.
"It's what you are RYAN!" said Bastion.
"You don't even know what that is Bastion!" said Chumley.
"Yes I do!" said Bastion.
"Then tell me what it is then!"
"...At a more approriate time..." a sweat drop ran down the back of Bastion's neck.
"Pu-lease people, get over it! Anyway, the teachers were worse! They would do...role call...and make you sing 'Good Morning To You' and say the...the... PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE!" said Zane.
"I think your talking about Pre-School...," said Jaden.
"SHUT UP!" the class exclaimed to Jaden.
"And the teacher's were...," Chazz said, adding a nose piercing, buck teeth, and an afro to his drawing.
"Well, before we had Professor Snape as our dorm leader for Obelisk...now look what monster replaced him...," Zane muttered. The class giggled.
"Well class, it's time for me to examine your hard work!" said the Art teacher.
Chazz and Chumley were trying to keep from laughing too hard and their faces looked like they had been sunburnt. Chazz quickly added a few accesories to Zane's face.
"Alright, now let's look at Chazz's drawing first, see how...oh dear Lord...," the art teacher said rolling her eyes as she looked at the drawing. Zane's face was huge and it made him look fat. He had nose, eye, and ear peircings and a snot bubble came out of his nose. His eyes were big girly eyes with four little eye lashes (like Spongebob's eyes) and he had an enormous blue afro, buck teeth with braces, and a caption that said "Dueling makes me high."
Chazz couldn't contain his outburst. "PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" The class joined in. Alexis had her face buried in the table and banging her fist on the table. Chazz was down on his hand and knees and laughing so hard, he had to stop to vomit. Bastion was leaning up against Syrus and trying to support himself but they both ended rolling over laughing.
Zane was shaking from anger and growling but what enraged him the most was what Jaden said. "Hey, Zane, that picture makes you look pretty sexy!"
"AAAAAARGHHHHHHHH CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZ PRIIIIIIINNNNNCTOOOOON!"
to be continued...