Disclaimer: This is based on the episode "My Funny Valentine" from the anime, (that I do not own) Cowboy Bebop. Enjoy!
(Narrator): Several years ago…
A familiar dark-haired woman is seen lying on a hospital bed. Another figure entered the room and kneeled beside her. The person moved closer to the woman examining her every move until the woman opened her eyes.
"W-what are you doing?" The woman said.
"I wasn't looking at your boobs!" The person responded nervously.
"Um, I was about to ask what you were doing in my room? Who are you?"
"Uh, pardon me. It must be so rude of me to not introduce myself Miss Valentine."
"What! How do you know my name?" Faye asked.
"I'm your lawyer. My name is Whitney."
"Whitney…like Whitney Houston?"
"Uh, no more like Whitney Hagas Matsumoto."
"You sure, because you kinda look like her in this light."
"Positive. Now, tell me everything you can remember."
"I can't really remember much."
"Let's start with the things in this room. Point out some things that seem familiar to you."
"Okay, I see a blanket. I see a glass of water. I see a television. I see your penis… please put that back in."
"Do you know that, when you were younger a horrible accident occurred?"
"No not really, but whatever happened I didn't do it!"
"The accident rendered you unconscious, but (thanks to technology) doctors were able to bring you backby usingdeep freeze."
"Are you freaking serious!"
"I'm dead serious. Those items that you pointed out in the room early were all wrong. That isn't a television… it is a washing machine. And that over there isn't a holding glass for water… it's a machine people use to wash their faces. This isn't my penis…it's just an optical illusion."
"Ha! I don't believe any of this crap! Why should I? Who are you to come and tell me stuff like this anyway! Maybe I didn't want to know. Maybe that wasn't an optical illusion! Maybe you really aren't wearing any pants right now!"
"Be quiet!" Whitney knocked her out into a cold and almost completely still sleep.
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Later on that evening Faye decided to sneak out of the hospital, but once she got outside Whitney had pulled up in his car next to her. "Get in Faye." He said. So she did, because what other choice did she have? She was trapped in an entirely different world. With an entirely different life. To top that off she did not remember much about her past. Her home, her friends and family were gone. Yet, through her confusion and loneliness there was this strange man next to her. Whitney, a mysterious man that she had just met several hours before.
Faye finally spoke, "…They want me to pay 300 million for the operation."
"Don't worry, I'll help you pay off the debt. Just be patient."
"Is it that easy?"
"Oh no!" Whitney looked in his rear view mirror and noticed that vehicles were approaching them.
"What is it Whitney?"
"It's the Collection Agency. They want the money."
"Run, it's the only thing, Faye, you must run!" After ten seconds, "…So you should get out of the car now and run."
"Why are you helping me?"
"Because someone told me you're a fairy. And I am a leprechaun that needs to protect…wait what the hell am I saying. Just run bitch!"
So Faye ran and ran. Until she was far away from the hospital. Far away from the Collection Agency. Far away from Whitney. But there was an explosion close to where Whitney was at.
Faye watched as part of the forest was turned into a large fireplace, "Wow! Now that's what I call special effects. Wait a minute that's not special effects. No…Whitney…dead!"
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(Narrator): Back in the present time, Faye is seen talking to Ein (yes the dog Ein) while a flush of a toliet can be heard near by.
"Who's in the bathroom Ein?" Faye asked.
"…" Ein responded.
Spike walked out of the bathroom, "What horribly boring and long story."
"So, you were listening the whole time?"
"You truly are a disgrace, Faye. You leave the poor guy so he can deal with your problem."
"The debt was too much to pay off."
"Cry me a river, then build a bridge over that river and cross it."
"My past…it makes me think about whether everything I'd known was a lie or not. There's just so many questions still unanswered. Like, do I even have a life anymore and what the hell is that smell?"
"Don't look at me!"
"But you were the one who used the bathroom."
"So are you saying because I was in the bathroom that automatically makes me the culprit!"
"Uh…yeah…it does."
"I don't believe you! You know, let's just get back to Da Bebop."
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(Narrator): Spike, Faye and Ein arrive at Da Bebop. Theyare greeted by Jet, Ed and a strange rotund man.
Ed squealed in sheer delight, "Fro-man and Fay-Fay are back!"
Spike looked around, "Hey, Jet, who's the guy?"
"The bounty of the week. Goes by the nickname Madame Killer." Jet replied.
Faye recognized him. It was the barcode on his neck that Faye had remembered and the fact that he wasn't wearing any pants. "I remember you. Your Whitney Matsumoto."
Whitney looked up, shocked that she had remembered him, "H-hello…it's been a long time, huh?"
Author's note: The sequel to this chapter will be continued soon and I apologize for the long delay. -Peace-