Night time can be peaceful for most people at Duel Academy, but also a wild party if you have weird friends. Before "lights out", the students get to have a chance to visit eachother in their rooms etc. and talk over stuff or study before going to bed. (Well at least that's what they expect you to do...if you know what I mean)

SLIFER DORM

"Watcha gonna do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk?" asked Professor Banner at the Slifer dorm as Jaden was unpacking. The boy was removing tons of scraps of paper and misc. stuff from his large red trunk. It was about night time after dinner, Chumley was already asleep and Syrus was extremely hyper from all the soda that he had had and was making weird . Jaden seemed to share the same hyperness and was still thinking about the rap music that Chazz was playing on his sterio at dinner.

"I'm gonna git you drunk! Get you love drunk off my hump!" sang Jaden. Professor Banner looked extremely confused and slightly offended.

"Okaaaaaay...," Banner walked quickly out of the room.

Jaden was still humming the song "My Humps" as he put on his pajamas and sat on his bunk. "...they treat me really nicely, they give me all these ices...," Jaden stopped singing and decided to talk to Syrus. "Yo' Sy', why does Chazz get the Obelisk dorm and we don't?" he asked.

"I don't know, I heard his lowest grade was a 99.5 and his GPA was 4.9999, and his I.Q. is genius." said Syrus.

"So what?" asked Jaden, "He's practically retarded! He's not smart enough to get into Obelisk!"

"What's your IQ?" asked Syrus.

"I scored a wopping 70.5 and I'm ADHD on top of it!" said Jaden triumphantly.

"Whoa, and I thought, I was smart." said Syrus. "So, Jaden, do you like anyone here, so far?" he asked, changing the subject randomly.

"Yeah, you and Chumley and Zane and Bastion." said Jaden.

"Eeewwww...no, not that kind of like, I mean LIKE kinda like." said Syrus.

"That's what I'm saying!" said Jaden. "Can you get more retarded?"

"Gee, Jaden, I guess that's why we're in the same dorm!" said Syrus with a big hint of sarcasm.

"Your mama's in the same dorm!" said Jaden.

"Stop talking like Chazz, it get's annoying!" said Syrus.

"I'm not, Chazz has a Southern accent and mine's Midwest!" said Jaden.

"Oh, please...," said Syrus said rolling his eyes.

RA DORM

"Bastion? Did you just fart?" asked Kohara.

"You farted on your mama!" said Bastion.

"Sheesh...," said Kohara.

The Ra Yellow dorm was quiet all except for Bastion who was making fun of everyone he could.

"Kohara, your such a fart!" said Bastion.

"Go fart on yourself!" said Ohara, defending Kohara.

"Go fart on your mama!" said Bastion flicking an eraser across the room.

"So, Bast, what do you think about that phsyco kid?" asked a random person.

"Ryan your so retarded!" said Bastion. "What in the bloody world are talking about!"

"You know, that phsyco kid from Slifer, what was his name again? Judai?" asked the random person.

"It's Jaden, you moran! Not Judai! Where did you come up with that name? Some Japanese anime show or something?" asked Bastion.

"What's anime?"

"It's stuff like Pokemon and all those other weird shows." said Bastion.

"Oh."

"Well, I think Jaden isn't quite that phsyco, although he is very weird, he's rather annoying, really." said Bastion.

"Like how?" asked Kohara.

"Like your mama!" said Ohara.

"Shut up, idiot!" said Kohara, "So...,"

"So, I'm not really his friend. He just drives me NUTS with that hunky dory attitude and how he tries to be funny." said Bastion.

"Doesn't he like Alexis?" asked Demeitri.

"Nooooo, everyone can see he's in love with Syrus." said Bastion.

"That's totally phsyco!" said the random voice.

"Your phsyco, Ryan!" the entire dorm said in unison.

OBELISK DORM

Zane Trusedale sat on his bed and looked at a picture of his brother. "Syrus', got me spendin'...," he mummbled, like, Jaden, that rediculous song was stuck in his head. He had opened the window to let in some air while he decided to unpack his stuff. Zane took the photo, took a peice of gun out of his mouth, put it on the picture, wadded it up and chunked it the garbage can.

"TOUCHDOWN!" Zane yelled.

"My gosh, Zane!" said Chazz.

"What do you want?" demanded Zane.

"Your mama!" exclaimed Chazz. There was a moment of silence. "Heh, I guess I went too far that time...," A sweat drop ran down the back of his head.

"Hunky dory...," Zane said through gritted teeth.

"So...Big Z...I just thought I'd come harass you since all the other dudes are asleep." said Chazz.

"Well, what do you wanna talk about?" asked Zane, he stood up and you could now see his pajamas. Zane wore black pants and a black shirt that had the Bass Pro Shops slogan on it. Chazz's pajama's were also bizarre. He had blue pants with a white T-shirt that said "GIT R DUN" on it.

"What can you do at night?" asked Chazz. "I'm so bored!"

"You can get on your bed, lay your head on the pillow, close your eyes, and exhale and inhale slowly." said Zane.

"Oh, I thought you were going to tell me to go to sleep." said Chazz.

"That's also an option." said Zane.

Chazz yawned. "Well, I wanna be an all-nighter and stay up as long as I can!"

"What do you do?" asked Zane.

"You ask the most retarded questions, Zane!" said Chazz. "You don't close your eyes and you play your PSP and talk about private stuff."

"Private stuff, eh?" asked Zane. "Like what?"

"Like who we like and that kinda stuff." Chazz sneered at Zane. "So Zane, who do you like?"

Zane shrugged, "I don't know, all the Obelisk girls are hot it's a hard decsision. Who do you like?"

"Well, I think Alexis Rhodes is totally sexy!" said Chazz.

"Snap! That's the one I like!" said Zane.

"Too late, she's already mine!" said Chazz haughtily.

"Oh, yeah, well, I actually kissed her one time!" Zane said. "Beat that!"

"When?" asked Chazz, lowering his voice once more into a whisper.

"On the dock, it was this morning." said Zane.

"You KISSED Alexis Rhodes?" asked Chazz with disbelief in his voice.

"Yes, I actually, I swear KISSED Alexis Rhodes," he said.

"NO YOU DIDN'T, ZANE!" a voice called out of nowhere.

That sounded like my brother. Zane thought.

Chazz and Zane whirled around and faced the open window. There, sitting on a tree branch, was Jaden Yuki and Syrus Truesdale.

"SYRUS! GET YOUR BUTT OUT OF HERE!" Zane roared.

"We're talking about private stuff here!" said Chazz.

Jaden laughed. His laugh sounded more like a constipated donkey choking on a laxative. "I can't believe you guys actually love Alexis!" said Jaden.

"So what? You like Syrus!" said Chazz.

"Whatever! let's get outta here, Sy'!" said Jaden and lifted Syrus by his waist.

"Put me down, you faggit!" screamed Syrus. "Zane, help me!"

Zane and Chazz snorted with laughter. "Slifers are so perverted."