SLIFER DORM
"RISE IN SHINE MY BOOTYLICIOUS FRIENDS!" cried Jaden startling all who had been sleeping peacefully in their beds. Syrus reached for his glasses and sat up. Chumley also woke, mummbling something along the lines of "I'm not a Neopet!"
"But Jaden, we don't have to wake up in another three hours!" said Syrus looking at a clock in the dorm that told him it was 5:00.
"I don't care, that gives me plenty of time to do practice my gymnastics!" said Jaden. The boy sat in the middle of the floor, lifted his leg, and put it behind his head. "SPLEEEEE!" he exclaimed and began rolling around and making sounds like a pregnant cow in labor with broncchitis (SP). The noise was enough to make one wish to be in another school.
"What the freak are you doing?" demanded Chumley.
"I'm doing an exercise, it strengthens my buttock muscles." said Jaden.
"It looks and sounds more like your trying to give birth to a baby water buffalo." said Syrus.
"You have a very odd perspective of things, Sy'." said Jaden. "I' m just going to love being in your dorm, your so weird!"
Syrus got chills and felt like he was going to vomit. He longed to go back to bed. He hadn't gotten enough sleep last night because Jaden had made him sneak into his brother's dorm which was the sickest thing he had ever done. Then at night, Jaden would wake up Syrus only to announce that he had farted. (And he was woken up quite a few times.)
"So what are we going to do to day, Chum? Best buddy!" asked Jaden.
"Umm...well...stuff. Slifers have Physical Ed. for first period." said Chumley. "Then second period is Double Potions with the Slytherins at Snape's Dungeons...,"
"Wrong schedule, Chumley," said Syrus. "That's last year's schedule, this year we have Crowler."
"Oh, snap! I hate Crowler!" said Chumley, angrily throwing down the old schedule.
"Do you mean you loved Snape?" asked Jaden.
"No, you nimrod! I just hate having our schedules changed every freakin' year!" he said.
"Where did he go to anyway?" asked Syrus.
"I don't know this school called Hog-warts." said Chumley.
"Oh, Zane told me about them! The kids are weird! They duel with sticks instead of cards!" said Syrus.
"That's dumb!" said Jaden. "So what's are real sched.?"
"Beats me!" said Chumley. "I guess we find out at breakfast."
"So? Do we go or not?" asked Jaden getting up and walking out.
Syrus sighed noisily. "Well, let's just say everyone is going to be late. Three hours to be exact."
RA DORM (three hours later)
The Ra dorm was peacefull as the sun glinted through the windows and they opened their eyes to face a whole new day. Well...someone had to go and ruin it!
"Alright someone really farted in here!" Kogurazaka (I'm calling him Kogu) announced waking every single person up. "I know you did it Bastion! You keep denying it but you did it! I heard that disgusting sound! I smelled that horrible stench! I..."
"Shut your fat, saggy butt!" Bastion said.
"Hey that's my line!" said Kohara glaring at Ohara, apparantly they had been having a quarrel.
"See, your denying it again!" exclaimed Kogu.
"Ah, go fart on yourself!" said a random voice.
"Shut up, Ryan!" chorused the dorm.
"So, what's our sched.?" asked Kogu to Bastion.
"How am I supposed to know? Do I look like a teacher to you?" asked Bastion flicking Kogu in the head.
"Gosh, man, you really know how to be a hole!" said Kogu.
"You were a hole to begin with!" said Bastion.
"Your mama!" said Kogu.
"OOoooooohhhhhh...BUSTED!" said Ohara.
"Shut up, your mama's the same as his mama!" said Kogu.
"You know you got that from Napolean Dynamite, Kogurazaka!" said Bastion. "That's so stupid!"
"Nope!" said Kogu with a smug look on his face.
"Then where did you get it from?" he demanded.
"Your mama."
OBELISK DORM (also three hours later)
Mornings were very odd for Obelisk for one reason. Zane Truesdale had one of those stupid alarm clocks that played music when you woke up in the morning. However, Zane wasn't one of those nerdy kids that listened to classical music or Enya to start the day. Does that sum it up for you?
"I'M SOOOO CAUGHT UP. GOT ME FEELIN' IT! CAUGHT UP! I'M LOOSIN' CONTROL, THIS GIRL'S GOTTA HOLD ON ME!" Zane's radio blared making the entire dorm vibrate. That wonderful song by Usher woke every single person up in the dorm. Zane swore violently and hastily tried to turn the volume down.
Sadley, the volume switch was stuck. Zane continued to swear under his breath and try to turn the music off. Already kids were screaming "TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF!" and banging on Zane's door.
And Zane was bellowing. "I CAN'T, I CAN'T!" Over Usher's voice. Zane growled and threw the radio across the room. The volume switch became unlocked, but it switched on louder. The girls in their dorm were screaming like banshees and Chazz and his gang were trying to kick down Zane's door. Dr. Crowler almost had a heart attack and Chancellor Shepard was dancing around in his pajamas to the music.
Zane finally wrestled the alarm clock to the ground and slammed the off switch down. All was silent. There was nothing but the vibrating of the floor and the ringing in Zane's ears. He looked up and noticed that the windows were busted open. He groaned, knowing he would be having a few visitors before they got it fixed. Zane began panting, his head was pounding and he felt nautious. Suddenly his door flew off its hinges.
Chazz walked in shaking with rage. He threw Zane to the ground and kicked him in the...well you know...
Zane howled in pain and fell back on his bed. "Holy FREAKIN' CRAP!" he exclaimed. "WATCHA DO THAT FOR!" he demanded through gritted teeth.
"I WOKE UP TO HEAR USHER! YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I DESPISE USHER!" Chazz said weilding his fists.
"WHAAAT!" Zane demanded. He had never been so angry (or in so much pain) in his life.
"You knew and you just had to turn your alarm clock all the way to MAX volume so that you could put me in a bad mood today? Now that song's going to be in my head all day! And it's all you're fault!" Chazz snarled.
"You're mad, because of Usher?" asked Zane.
"Nah! I just always wanted to knock your door down and kick you in the balls!" said Chazz. "Haha! Fooled you didn't I?"
"Hunky dory...," Zane mummbled.
"So, why did you wake up everybody in the dorm?" asked Chazz casually.
"I didn't mean to! I didn't know it would be like that! Syrus packed my alarm clock, he must have...," Zane paused and clenched his fists and began stomping out of the room.
"Where are you going?" Chazz asked.
"To kill my brother." growled Zane.
"Oh, good luck with that! And, bring me a Pop-Tart from the Slifer Dorm will ya'?" asked Chazz plopping on Zane's bed and took out a picture of Alexis. "I'm soooo caught up...I'm sooo caught up...I'm loosin' control, this girl's gotta hold on me...," he sang softly.
Well, so didn't think morning's were like that? No? It's weird and stupid, you say? Well, SO IS YOUR MAMA! That's just how it goes boys and girls. FACE THE FACTS!