Disclaimer: I do not endorse Geico, Jeopardy, Coca Cola or...Crack-a-Cola...actually I do endorse Crack-a-Cola. On with the funniness!

(Narrator): Previously, Faye met up with an old bastard--I mean friend--or a least who she thought was her friend.

Whitney looked up, shocked that she had remembered him, "H-hello…it's been a long time, huh?"

Faye cocked her head up, "You lied about everything didn't you?"

"I needed to pay off some things that's all."

"That's all? You make it sound like all you did was use me to buy some Crack-a-Cola!"

"Well--wait--what the hell is Crack-a-Cola?"

"Oh, it's basically the same as Coca Cola, except it's cheaper and taste like crap."

"...Okay..."

Jet and Spike were sitting in an opposite room. Jet was actively pacing the floor. "So what kind of attachment does Faye have to this guy?"

"I'm not too sure, but apparently the relationship was pretty deep."

"Oh, so he was her pimp or somethin'."

"Um, no a bit less deep than that...I hope."

"They've been in there for a long time."

"Yeah we should watch them..."

"She might let him go free and there goes our bounty."

"Is that so?"

"Ha, you know how women are Spike."

"Who said I was in to women?"

Faye hadbegan set Whitney free, "I can't believe I'm doing this, but I'll probably regret it if I don't."

Whitney began unbuttoning his pants, "Yeah, I know what you mean."

"What the fuck are doing!"

"I-I thought you were going to give me a blowjob!"

"No you idiot, I'm releasing you so you can get the hell out of here! The police are coming for you...don't you know that?"

"I never got a b.j. from a police officer before, but if you insist..."

"Forget about the damn b.j. and run!"

Jet said, "What the--!"

Spike asked, "What's up Jet?"

"The gravity in the ship was turned off."

"What makes you think that?"

"We're floating in the freakin' air!"

"She's probably letting him go."

"Wanna bet on it?"

"Right, let's split it 60-40."

"50-50."

"60-50."

"60-50."

"...That's the same thing."

"Okay, I'll bargain with you...60-50. And that's my final offer!"

"...Why did I have to befriend a moron?"

(Narrator): In the meantime, Faye rushes to get Whitney into her ship, but because he's a fat ass it isn't going to be very easy.

Faye said, "Can you atleast try to help me out here?"

Whitney sighed, "I don't think this is going to work."

"Honestly, of all the things you could have done with plastic surgery you picked the stupidest thing!"

"Well, I did ask them if they could make me look like Michael Jackson, but they said I didn't have enough money to pay for all that."

Jet ran to Faye's ship, "Hey wait, don't do what I think you're going to do!"

Whitney shook his head, "Nope, I asked her before and she wouldn't give me a blowjob."

Faye pointed her gun at Jet, "He's my bounty now so back off!"

Spike hopped into his ship and Faye as well.

(Narrator): And now for a random and pointless moment of Ed and Ein floating. Enjoy!

"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Ein, this is fun right!"

Ein said, (absolutely nothing because Ein's a dog) "..."

(Narrator): Now, back to the stuff you actually want to read.

Whitney turned his head toward Faye, "Where are you taking me...what are you going to do to me?"

"You'll just have to wait and see."

"Please let it be something kinky. Please let it be something kinky--"

"Shut. The. Fuck.--"

"I know, I know up."

"No! Down...ha I fooled you!"

"Someone please save me from this crazy bitch!"

A man's voice was then heard over the intercom, "Don't worry, you'll be back in my hands soon enough."

"Who are you?"

"Spike Spiegel, bounty hunter at my service."

"Oh shit, Faye save me from that crazy man-bitch!"

"What the hell do you think I'm trying to do?"

Spike shot at her ship. "What do you think you're doing?"

"You're the one that just shot my ship!" Faye shot back. "I'm not going to be easy on you."

"Stop stealing my limelight! This is about me and my angst! MINE MINE MINE!"

Another different yet familiar voice was heard. "Do you really want to know who you are.?"

"Dr. Baccus...is that really you?"

"Hmm, I think you should guess!"

"I'll take Dr. Baccus for 400 please."

"Do you think it is me?"

"What is Dr. Baccus."

"Yes, you are correct!"

"Yay! I always wanted to win. Anyway, who am I really?"

"You were preserved by cryogenetics."

"And my name...is that real?"

"We didn't know your name so I gave you the name Valentine. But I do have good news."

"Oh yeah...what?"

"I just saved money on my car insurance by switching to Geico. Well, so long suckers!"

(Narrator): At a police station, Whitney is seen locked behind bars.

Faye said, "Did you really think you were going to get away with this?"

Whitney responded, "You know for a moment there I did."

"You are truly ridiculous."

"Speaking of riDICulous, wanna suck it now?"

"Goodbye Whitney!"

Faye exited the police station and was soon accompanied by Spike who was waiting outside. "Nice job limelight stealer."

Faye said, "Oh come on! Admit that you were jealous."

"I didn't say I was and I didn't say I wasn't."

Author's Note: My computer is still kinda being a biatch so please forgive my absence. As for the future of this story, I'll have to put it on hold due to my schedule for the next few weeks. In the meantime, please be patient.