MATH
(Why the heck would you need math when dueling you ask? Even Joey Wheeler knows that!)
"I hate math!" said Chumley slamming his books on his desk
"I hate you!" said Bastion.
"I hate your mama!" said Alexis.
After their friendly introduction, the students slouched in their desks and took out a Mooshi pillow and fell asleep. The math teacher, as you all know, is not a Drill Seargent (sp), and will keep talking about the same things, often repeating the same phrases, and not caring what his/her students do.
"Hey, Zane, got your sketch pad?" asked Chazz drowsily.
"Yep." Zane said taking out his sketch pad and pencils. If you wanted to keep entertained, you must do something!
"What are you going to draw?" asked Chumley.
"I think I'm going to draw Gandalf the Grey, this time." said Zane.
"No, no, draw Elrond! Draw Elrond!" Chumley encouraged.
"Clad in what?" asked Zane.
"In his battle armor and riding a horse." said Chumley.
"I can't draw Elven armor!" said Zane.
"Well, just draw him!" said Chumley.
"Whatever...," Zane quickly began drawing while Chumley was gazing in awe.
Chazz was too bored to play all the electronics he had stuffed in his bookbag, so he decided to see what the Psyco Slifers (Jaden and Syrus), were doing. He felt like having a good laugh today. But instead it was Bastion, the offical class clown (what do you know? in math class), who was causing all the laughs today.
The Ra was making the girls giggle hysterically. He was making the weird noises Jaden always made and showing them how he ate his spagetti. Then he sang "I've Been Working On the Railroad" in the Syrus version (which the lyric changes are extremely pathetic, it's just the way he sings it, that's funny). And then he whispered something about his math homework that made them nearly die from laughing.
"Misawa." Chazz said, catching Bastion's attention. "What are you doing?"
"Why do you care?" asked Bastion.
"Umm...looks more like you're flirting with OUR girls!" said Chazz.
"What? I'm not flirting! And what do you mean 'OUR girls'?" asked Bastion.
"Our's as in, mine and Zane's." said Chazz. "What do you think, they actually like you?"
"No...!"
"Yeah, yeah...everyone knows you totally dig Alexis!" said Chazz with a sneer on his face.
"No, I HATE HER LIVING GUTS!" said Bastion.
"Oh, don't worry, I understand!" said Chazz.
"No, really, I hate her! She thinks she's all that and she acts like a total terd!" said Bastion.
"Bastion don't say 'total', your accent makes it sounds weird!" said Chazz.
"So, what! You're accent makes you sound like a hick!" said Bastion.
"Speak up, Bastion, I didn't quite catch that! Did you say Crowler is a hot chick?" asked Chazz he began laughing.
"Grrr!"
"Retard...," mummbled Chazz.
"You know one of these days, I'm gonna duel you and you're going to be sorry!" said Bastion.
"Tch...I wouldn't wanna win, go ahead, have all the glory and the flirting rights." said Chazz with a laugh.
"I"M NOT FLIRTING!" Bastion exclaimed and slammed his fist on on Chazz's desk. The teacher stopped talking and everyone turned to face Bastion, whose hand had crushed Chazz's hand. Zane pointed his finger at Bastion. Chazz had screwed up his face as if he were suffering a great deal of pain.
"Mr. Misawa! Did you just attempt to beat up a first year student?" asked the Math teacher.
"He's said...I didn't mean to...!" Bastion tried to defend himself.
"Oh, sure that's what all the bullies say! Now please make your way to Chancellor Shepard's office, please." said the Math teacher.
"Chancellor She...no! It's not my fault, Chazz called me a flirt!" said Bastion.
"Is that a problem?" asked the Math teacher.
"YES IT'S A BIG PROBLEM!"
"Are you calling Chazz a lier?" she asked. "Now, that's not something I expect out of you!" The bell rang and everyone was awakened from their slumber. "Now's a good time to be on you're way to Shepard's office."
Bastion mummbled something to Chazz and stomped out of the classroom followed by the other kids.
"HOLD IT!" the teacher exclaimed. "In honor of Mr. Misawa's little side-show, I am giving everyone extra homework! Pages 400-517, all problems, re-write the problem and show your work, and oh, yeah, it's a test grade so do your best!" She gave a sarcastic cheery wave at them as they were dismissed.
Zane examined his drawing of Elrond which was so good it looked like a black and white photograph. "Dude..." was all Chumley could say.
"Gee, that's a lot of homework." said Jaden. "Oh, well, I'll just draw a bunch of doodels down when I get to the dorm and at least I'll make a 40 for turning it in on time!"
"Hey, I do that all the time!" said Syrus and they skipped on to their second period class.
"So what did Bastion say to you?" asked Chazz to Alexis.
"You don't wanna know...,"
"Come on!" begged Chazz.
"Okay..," Alexis whispered it into Chazz's ear. The boy burst out laughing.
"Ooooh! That is sooo nasty!" he said laughing so hard he began to sweat.
"What's so funny?" demanded Zane.
"Do you really wanna know?"
If you really wanna find out what Bastion says, then don't ask me, because I don't care! It's so retarded.