I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho. This is fan fiction only.
Rando now didn't feel so bad going to prison in the spirit world after hearing this. Raizen would definitely want to beat him to a bloody pulp if and when he finds out he tried to harm his only son. Yusuke turns out to be the crown prince of the territory where he was from.
' If King Raizen ever finds out about this, I will wish I was never born. Just my luck to fight and be caught by the crown prince here in the human world. Come to think of it why is the crown prince of the demon world in the human world in the first place? If I didn't need to come to perfect and obtain new skills I wouldn't come to this place myself. '
Botan was about to take him back when Rando told her to stop and show a lot more respect than anyone they had ever seen he asked him a question. "Your majesty why are you here in this bland and tasteless human lands? As a crown prince of demons, you should be with your father preparing to rule our domain."
This caught Genkai by surprise since Rando pretty much admitted he was a citizen of Raizen's domain. Feeling generous she told him the answer was simple, he was born from a human mother. Where else would he be born other than here? This made Rando stop asking questions since he was that shocked.
Strangely his spirit detective communicator actually managed to get a call. He touched it and the image of Koenma appeared as Botan took off to deliver Rando.
"Another job well done Yusuke, you will be relieved to hear that I found a temporary replacement for you. So relax and enjoy your much-deserved training with Genkai . Genkai lovely to see you again, looking as beautiful and lively as ever. "
Genkai had to tell him, alright yell at him to stop flirting with her he was around when her great grandfather was in diapers. She went further to say she was spoken for and she would tell said boyfriend what he said if he did not stop doing that. This made Koema lose all color on his face and turn off the communication on his end.
"Now that the distraction and the cradle robber are gone. Get ready to feel like hell is a vacation spot. Your training starts now and I will not baby you. "
True to her words as the training went on he really did feel hell would be a wonderful place to spend a vacation. It would help him work out so much of the stress and anxiety he accumulated over the entire year. Genkai flat out said that he was to have no contact with anyone during that year. Six months without enjoying Shizuru's tenderness was good enough to make him feel frustrated enough to punch a hole through a wall.
It was the day that it was finally over that he demanded to know why he in the world couldn't spend a few minutes talking with the woman he loved. Genkai did not even wait for a second to yell at him he needed to concentrate and thus she didn't want any distractions that could lessen the efficiency of his training.
It was with great fear that he walked towards his beloved's home. He feared that in the six months since he last was able to see or talk with her she got tired of waiting and got a new love in her life and then it hit him what if she didn't only have a new man but a new husband and a kid to boot.
This made him quicken his pace as he ran towards her house. He knocked and nobody answered. He banged on the door and yet nobody answered. When he yelled the window opened on the second floor.
"Well look what the cat decided to drag here. Urameshi you have a lot of nerve showing up after you pretty much abandoned my sister for half a year. I was right to say a creep like you didn't deserve her. "
Yusuke did not want to see Kasuma, he wanted to see the woman he missed so much." Kuwabara so helps me if you are doing anything to ruin my relationship with Shizuru. You know I had to spend six months training with that drill instructor from hell's worst nightmare. You were there trying to win the same training you jerk. So open this damn door or so help me I am blasting my way to where you are and I am sending you on a one-way trip to the spirit world, courtesy of Air Urameshi. "
Kazuma told him that would never happen since he was such a pathetic weakling. He even said that he probably got kicked out of the supposed training the first week and spent the year getting drunk and cheating on his sister. That was when a spirit gun was fired and such force that just passing by his window slammed the window shut on Kuabara's face.
Shizuru walked out of her bedroom as her brother cussed and complained that he should have gotten that training as he began walking downstairs unaware of Shizuru following him. "What are you muttering about?" Shizuru asks as she saw his brother open the door and a guy stepped in. To her it was a miracle, her beloved was alive and had come to visit her.
She was so happy to see her lover that she pushed her to bother aside and began kissing him all over her face and a passionate kiss on his lips. "Yusuke you're alive, don't make me worry like that again. Kazuma told me you died doing something stupid."
Yusuke was glaring at Kuwabara as she finished saying that. "So you lie to your sister, instead of telling her about the special training we went to that tournament to win training with Master Genkai . You were even there and now I find lying to your sister telling her I was pushing up daisies again!"
Shizuru didn't like the sound of it one bit. "So let me get this straight you lied to me that the love of my life was dead again, and all because he beat you in a tournament and got to train with one of this world's toughest women. You just wanted to ruin my relationship with him to get even with him for winning didn't you?"
Kazuma looked at them and said that they were damn right he did. He said that a loser like him did not deserve her also. Shizuru went to her brother and began using her body as a drum as she beat while singing the song I been working on the railroad.
Yusuke had to step in just because if they kept at it much longer he was not going to be able to take her to that new movie that just came that was really romantic, no of course I am just kidding he actually did it for her emotional benefit as to avoid having the guilt of killing her own brother with her bare hands, and deep down for Kazuma's benefit but he was not going to admit that any time soon.
The two got done patching him up and left for their date. She enjoyed the movie it was your classical two people overcoming overwhelming odds to finally be together and have a happy ending. You know a real tear caused one and Yusuke was the one crying his eyes out much to the surprise of everyone except Shizuru.
"I know it is tragic honey, the bad guy really was misunderstood and was only trying to have someone to love in his life. I guess decapitation with the blade of a burning helicopter was a little cruel but then again when is life fair? "
Most people were crying about how happy the couple was in the end and Yusuke is crying about how horribly the bad guy in the movie according to the audience died as punishment for his evil deeds.
" I know what will make you feel better and make me feel better. Just let me check how many beds the hospital near my house has available. If Kazuma messes up this he will need one. What am I thinking of doing you ask? Something I didn't get to have in the last year and I really want it, sex, plan simply screwing each other till we can't stay awake anymore wouldn't that make you happy? I know it will make me smile tomorrow. "
After three hours of some of the most wonderful sex she ever had, they fell asleep tenderly after they changed the sheets and pillows. Kazuma would often use some of the things he heard that night either to embarrass or blackmail both Yusuke and Shizuru. She really didn't like that and neither did he but she was the one for some strange reason decided to resolve that particular embarrassing attempt by Kuwabara by beating him up.
Yusuke at the very least knew she still loved him very much, and he was also happy that Shizuru was on the pill that previous night. He was prepared to take responsibility but let's face it being a spirit detective didn't pay much if anything at all. Having a kid would only mean he would only be able to help the spirit world on his day off.
The next days were simple and quite enjoyable for the couple since it seems either Koema or the universe was allowing them to spend time together and they even manage to share some of the things he learned from Genkai . It turns out the thing that made the training so horrible was the fact that he couldn't be with Shizuru and thus was constantly thinking about her and becoming distracted.
She learned a lot of great ways to protect herself and her family it was fun to work out with her lover and he still got to touch her a lot too.
Finally, Koenma had no other recourse but to ask Yusuke for help. He hoped Hiei would be able to be stopped by him long enough to listen to reason.
"Yusuke I know that this will not be pleasant but that is why I am sending you this message in this coded videotape. If anyone looks they will just see you looking at an action film so there is no need to worry. First I have to tell you do you remember Hiei? Oh, I am sure you haven't forgotten him. Well, it turns out that he has a twin sister. "
An image of her appeared on the screen. Not bad yet not as good looking as Shizuru or at least by his opinion." This woman is from an ice apparition clan that has a rather unique physiology. Their tears quite literally become jewels. She had been searching for her brother in the human world when a group of thugs kidnapped her and sold her to a despicable criminal. "
" My guess is when Hiei finds what this man has been doing to her, he will kill everyone inside including the family dog. It is quite tragic that the dog is a purebred championship show dog. I need you to either rescue her before Hiei gets there or stop him and help him rescue the hostage with minimal loss of life. "
Yusuke had to ask why the hurry? One bunch of scumbags was no great tragedy." Because it would cause my father to interrupt his golf day and that would mean I would not be able to sit for the next decade because of the spanking he will give me. So for Hiei and my own rear's safety please hurry. "
Shizuru came right in with a crying Kuwabara next to her." Here I was planning a romantic picnic lunch for the two of us, oh well the food won't go to waste that blue-haired girl definitely could use a good meal by the looks of it. Kazuma I know you think she is beautiful, but do you mean to tell me you actually fell in love with her at first sight?"
Kuwabara looked at Yusuke and dropped to his knees and begged him to let him help rescue the beauty on the video. Yusuke told him he would likely have to fight some hideous odds but if he was willing to risk it he was welcome to go with him.
Shizuru just asked that he bring back the corpse of her idiot brother so she could stuff him and have a decent punching bag for once. He told her not to worry they would return safe and sound. He also said that she should get ready to meet her future sister-in-law. This caused Kazuma to blush three shades of red.
The directions that were on the video were supposed to be simple but in reality, were pure garbage. They actually had to ask a lady at the local animal food shop where to find the owner of the dog Koema mentioned. He was not kidding the dog was famous and much loved by the entire community, unlike the prick that owned her or so the lady who owned the shop said.
As they made it to the road into the property Yusuke smiled as he looked up at a tree. "I know it is a nice tree Urameshi but we need to focus we got a beautiful young lady to rescue." Kuwabara was shocked to see a rather short guy wearing a headband jump down from one of the branches of the tree he was sitting on.
"Sorry to keep you waiting Hiei, the directions were absolute garbage. " Hiei laughed as he heard that and asked him if he should expect better since it was probably something an ogre looked up for Koenma anyways.
" Who is the idiot detective? We can't waste time babysitting while we save Yukina you know that right? "Kazuma was able to put two and two together. He couldn't believe that this shorty was an actual threat but he did figure out this was the person who was the brother of the girl he loved.
" I know I really should wait to see if this works out and if I can earn her feelings, but to do that we need to cut down on the chatter and get to that bastard's house and rescue the beautiful, sweet hostage they are tormenting. "
For the first time in his entire life, he found himself agreeing with a human of all things. Kuwabara grabbed his weapon and lock and loaded his magazine. He had six more and a kodachi strapped to his back." Is this guy a weapon freak or is he going to try to be the next Rambo?"
Kuwabara stopped and turned around and told them neither but whoever tries to prevent him from rescuing Yukina was going to meet with a painful death. The more time passed the more Hiei actually found himself liking his attitude.
"So what is the plan? Are we going to sneak in or just March right in through the front door? "Yusuke smiled at him and he knew he was going to laugh when he heard the answer.
"How about we take care of the welcoming party around us and then we take all their things. I am pretty sure if we live one alive we can get the information we need." The group was surrounded and the people smiled thinking how much could a bunch of kids do.
The smell was hard to miss and Hiei did laugh as he too understood why Yusuke was able to smell it. It really was that horrible. "I will have to ask the crime boss what kind of an idiot has demons as security. I mean that is like having a fox guard a chicken coop."