I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho. This is fan fiction only.

"For you to find my odor offensive must mean you are not entirely human, I am told humans find my odor to be quite irresistible. I was ordered to be a guard because my sent tends to make a guest feel welcomed, but not you, it seems."

Yusuke looked at the man and was shaking his head as he was trying not to smell the odor, "Welcoming? This is supposed to make people feel welcome? I feel like I am walking through a sewer. Now I am going to give you two choices, tell me where to find the captive and move out of the way or I will kill you."

The man that looked like he was grown on as a crop rather than be born looked at Yusuke, "And be such a terrible welcoming party that I failed to make you and the others welcomed or at least have fun. Perish the thought, or better yet why don't you perish instead."

Yusuke just pointed a finger at him and it began to glow, it would be pretty funny if the idiot tried to touch it but a blast of energy came out of it and hit the enemy right in the middle of his chest as a large mouth opened trying to swallow the energy. He did and as soon as he did the enemy blew up into a hundred little pieces, each burning to ashes.

Hiei looked bored as he saw the supposed welcome party die, Yusuke closed his hand and the energy covered his entire fist. "So much for hiding, say hello to my little friend, SHOTGUN!" A whole lot of energy bullets were fired against an area, and the ground was littered with the bodies of the enemy that were hiding.

"Come on, let's hope these idiots are tougher inside the place. Otherwise, I might kill the thugs out of sheer boredom." Hiei laughed as Yusuke told them that, he even said that it was a very demonic point of view.

Kuwabara did not look that happy about it as he followed Yusuke and Hiei, "Did you have to kill them Urameshi? Was there no chance to let them tell us about where Yukina was or what kind of defenses they had?"

Yusuke stopped walking and turned around, "Do you honestly think these thugs give a damn about anything except themselves? I am not going to do something stupid and offer mercy just to give my enemy a chance to stab me in the back. Plus their stealth skills are pathetic and I am quite bored."

As they walked towards the mansion Yusuke kept killing one thug after another, Kuwabara and Hiei didn't even notice the blue sweatbands the was wearing on his wrists and legs. They just kept fighting their way to the mansion as soon as they made it inside they were met by someone wearing purple lipstick, and Botan actually said that she looked rather nice.

"Well the intruders at least have one with manners, sorry to tell you boys but I and my associates are going to stop you from going any further, or the boss doesn't appreciate that you are trying to steal the chicken that lays his golden eggs as it were."

Yusuke looked at her and smiled, "Look I don't have time for this nonsense, I am reuniting this lovesick idiot with his supposed future lover, or should I say the unfortunate woman that apparently fate has doomed to be my married to my brother-in-law. So skip your lame attempts at intimidation and fight!"

Kuwabara looked at him like he was insane, "Urameshi, how can you possibly fight her, I refuse to fight a lady. It is against my code of honor, and if you have any honor I suggest we try to reason with her instead of harming a lady."

Yusuke ignored him completely and jumped up in the air to close the distance he hit her hard, then he kicked her and finally he punched her into a wall. "Urameshi I swear if you don't stop beating on her I am going to have to beat you up myself, don't you have any manners, that is no way to treat a lady!"

Hiei looked at the unconscious body of the enemy and he realized the same thing that Yusuke did when he hit the enemy below the belt. "You might want to take a look at my opponent before you jump to conclusions you might later regret, I am sure Yukina will find your so-called code of honor touching, but you need to realize that there is no lady here other than Botan."

Botan looked at Yusuke and then at the unconscious fighter, "Yusuke you don't mean what I think you mean?"

Hiei looked at him and nodded his head, they both looked at Botan and Kuwabara and did the same hand sign, they even decided to say the exact same explanation. "The family jewels are still there, they have not been stolen, do you two get it?"

The unconscious fighter jumped through the ceiling, "Now I get it, you only fight me this hard because you realized I am not a woman is that it?"

Yusuke jumped up right behind her through the ceiling and punched her hard enough to come crashing down. "I am here rescuing an innocent ice apparition, and you are one of the people in the way, I don't care if you are a man, woman, or someone who is stuck with that fence stuck up your ass. I will fight anyone or anything that gets in my way and that includes you, shadow boy!"

Yusuke turned around and blasted once more his Shotgun and the enemy that was trying to sneak behind him got the full blast of the many energy bullets, so much so that he fell unconscious right next to his fellow trans-gendered fighter.

As they decided to walk towards the stairs or what looked like the way to the stairs someone came out of the wall, he looked like a big muscular demon with horns and was carrying a large mallet. He did something that they would never expect, he tried to take Botan hostage by grabbing him and holding her up.

"Now that we got your woman, you three will let me beat you to a bloody pulp with my mallet, or I will rip this chick into pieces before your very eyes. I am sure mister Chivalry over there would not like to see that now would he?"

Again it seems both Hiei and Yusuke were thinking the same thing. Yusuke noticed that someone was watching the entire thing through a closed circuit camera, they both looked at Botan and had the same idea, "Botan raise your arms."

As soon as Botan did as Hiei and Yusuke told her she fell out of her jacket and the idiot apparition was left holding just her jacket. All three of them jumped up pumping spirit energy into their feet and the three of them kicked the idiot hard enough to break his mallet and knock him through another wall a few feet from where he was standing, "Talk about stupid."

Yusuke heard Kuwabara's comment and then he heard the ringing of an old rotary phone. He walked over to the table where the landline phone was and he pointed his finger at the camera and blasted it into pieces with his Spirit Gun.

"Ok, now we can talk. Be brief I don't have a lot of time to waste, what do you want?"

A gruff voice was heard laughing, "First off I wanted to ask you how is Genkai doing lately? I haven't heard from my old lover in such a long time, and secondly, I got a business proposition for you. Mind telling me your name while we are being so cordial with each other?"

Yusuke smiled as he heard the man say all these things, "Yusuke Urameshi, and Master Genkai is doing just fine. You must be Toguro, she told me many stories about you two. I got no beef with you Toguro, I am here for that girl that scumbag has kidnapped and is forcing to cry."

The man was heard laughing once again, "I am glad to hear she is doing fine, you know since my transformation I can't very well go and visit. I don't have any beef with you either, in fact here is my proposal, you see right now a bunch of greedy underworld types is placing bets against you and your fellow fighters."

"So here is what I propose, they are going to bet something major against you and your team in the next fight, and from the way things are going, they will more than likely send me and my big brother to fight you. So here is my proposal, you and the others pretend to give me a decent fight, and then I will fake my own defeat."

Yusuke couldn't help but start laughing as he heard him say those words, "So this entire fight is a set up by your real boss to fleece the idiot that has the girl I am here for kidnapped. Ok Toguro say that I agree with your little con job, what's in it for me?"

Toguro was heard laughing again, "You mean besides getting to leave here alive with the girl you came for? Don't you think you are being a little greedy Yusuke?"

Yusuke smiled and thought about it for a second, "Call it my demonic childhood, I don't do charity and neither do you. I will tell you what, if we manage to pull this off I am going to make a request and if this succeeds I expect you to honor it."

Toguro really liked where this was going, he could be smiling as he heard Yusuke's words. "Nah, I have a better one for you. Why don't you tell me your request and if you make it out of here alive you can consider it granted."

Yusuke could not help but feel that Toguro was being uncharacteristically generous by saying, "Ok, I happen to know the dark tournament is happening in a couple of years from now, and more than likely you are going to have me and a team fight in it, I mean this whole fight between us screams of a possible entrance exam. So here is my request, you let me train properly for those two months and I will give you a fight that you will enjoy. How does that grab you for a request?"

Toguro smiled and thought about it for a second and he looked at his older brother for a second, "Yusuke you are a demon after my own heart, sure you make it past this little job and you can consider your request granted, but I am not going to make it easy for you, we have to keep appearances after all."

Yusuke smashed the phone into pieces and he looked at Hiei and the others. "Come on guys, someone was kind enough to offer me directions. We need to go down this corridor, take a left, and down the elevator to the bottom floor."

Kuwabara looked at him and began shaking his head, "Yusuke, what exactly makes you think this info is legit? I mean this guy could be telling us to go down there to throw us off or give the crook enough time to take off with Yukina, you know I am going to be angry if that happens."

Hiei looked at Kuwabara and began to wonder why would Yusuke even let the worthless human come along in the first place. "Or he could be giving us directions that will lead us to one hell of an ambush? Any thoughts on the possibility of the ambush I just mentioned Detective?"

As Yusuke reached the elevator and touched the button to open the doors he looked at it for a second, no explosives, no gas released, not even a single bobby trap as the group entered the elevator he looked at Hiei, for some reason Botan was actually pressing on him, must be the lack of space, but damn it, it was making it hard to concentrate.

"I would be angry if there was not a decent fight at the end of this elevator ride, I mean if I have to put up with this crappy music, whoever is my opponent is going to have at least two very angry guys to deal with. If I could spare the spirit energy I am tempted to blast the lousy speaker on this thing."

Botan looked at him and realized that Yusuke was not kidding at all, he was angry. "I don't know why you are complaining Yusuke, I find the music rather soothing truth be told. Never expected a mob boss to have such a wide collection of disco music. Don't you think that the music is nice Kuwabara?"

Kuwabara looked at her and then at Hiei, "Probably chose this music because of shorty here, don't want to cause him any mental trauma." Yusuke wanted to kick him, and Hiei wanted to kill him for that comment, but then again the size of the elevator was not helping matters.

As the elevator came to a stop and they all got out of it, and Botan was looking a little disappointed the ride didn't last long, they all began to walk towards what looked to be a massive domed arena. "Now we come to the main attraction of today, for your betting pleasure, we give you the intruders against our very own, leader of his own Apparitions gang, Mr. Muscles himself, Mr. Toguro!"

Yusuke looked at him and he was glaring like he was really looking forward to this fight, "SHUT YOUR CAKE HOLE! IF ANYONE GOT TO SAY ANYTHING HERE IT IS ME. TOGURO TELL THAT FAT BLIMP OF A MAN TO GIVE ME YUKINA, OR I AM COMING AFTER HIM AS SOON AS I GET DONE WITH YOU!"

Toguro began to flex his muscles as his muscles began to grow and his shirt began to rip off him, "Why the anger? I guess you didn't like the music I selected. I even picked something I would think you and your friends would find soothing. Don't tell me you got no appreciation for fine music."

Yusuke didn't even replay he simply pointed his finger at him a shot his spirit gun, the blast hit Toguro and for a second the entire crowd wondered if the fight was over, the body of Toguro was covered by this thick smoke.

"Guess you really didn't like the music! What is the matter? Can't wait to die!" Yusuke told him that he would have found it more to his liking if the music came from the Rolling Stones rather than the music Toguro chose.

Toguro with a single swing of his hand cleared the smoke, and much to the horror of Kuwabara the spirit gun blast only managed to burn off the clothes on his chest. That blast was something Kuwabara was sure could have blasted a hole in a mountain, and he brushed it off as if it was nothing. "Urameshi could you please try not to tick off the enemy any more than you already have. I don't want Yukina to suffer watching me die after all."

Hiei looked at Yusuke and began to laugh, "She is an ice apparition, it would take more than that to scare her off you fool, so tell me, Detective, are you happy to see what kind of monster we are going to have to fight." Yusuke gave Hiei a look that made it clear, he felt like he was like getting an early Christmas gift.

They each tried their very best, well not Hiei he was barely putting any effort, but everyone else was trying to kill Toguro, at least that is what Kuwabara thought, Yusuke was putting an act that he was sure deserved an Academy Awards nomination at the very least.